Anthrax821 wrote:Game 9318683 Round 5 anthrax821 win
Thanks for letting me know, and sorry about the delay.
USA Rockies Group A has finished play, and the results are out![spoiler=USA Rockies A Final Standings Board]

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Santa (
safariguy) blows nearly all competition out of the water, performing nearly perfectly--18 points out of 20 points.
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Turd Sandwich (
friesuschrist) and his strong 1v1 performance secures him second place--8 points.
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Saddam Hussein (
bertbum), to the dismay of freedom around the world (

), secures the final spot with 6 points

In USA Rockies Group
B,
Gold Knight and
Evolution299 shall play a 1v1 tie-breaker match, as the Tie-Breaker System states:
In the event that 2 players have the same number of points, then the 2 players will fight in a 1v1 Tiebreaker Match on the map of the path they chose, with the Universal Settings. The winner of the tiebreaker game is ranked higher than the loser of the game.
Random Group A: Round 5 has been created.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ridiculously Funny South Park Moment...The Chewbacca Defense
Chef, one of the kids' greatest role models, sues a big-time record company for stealing a song that he wrote years before, "Stinky Britches". The rich corporation hires lawyer Jonny Cochram who, despite Chef's apparent clear-cut evidence and the great support from the South Park community, convinces the jury to side with the record company through his infamous "Chewbacca Defense", in which he utterly distracts the jury through a confusing story about a fictional creature on another planet. The episode mocks the O.J. Simpson trial and the controversies of the U.S. courts. Check out the clip below, the quotes are below!http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/1 ... ca-defense[spoiler=Quotes]
Cochran ...ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Gerald Broflovski Dammit! ... He's using the Chewbacca defense!
Cochran Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.[2][/spoiler]
It Does Not Make Sense!Standings Updated.