You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

[Coleman]

When you typically play 20+ games at once, try to make maps, play and host tournaments, and still occasionally see what people talk about in general.

[Guidocks]

When you post in this thread:

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11042&start=1005

[nietzsche]

when you spend 8 hours a day playing.....


and when it's 4am and keep reloading the my games page to see if you got a game waiting for you...



this is stupid, someday i'll promise i'll quit cold turkey!!!!!!

[dnucci]

When you justify, at work, doing one bit of work and then checking one game, and then doing one bit of work, and then checking one game, but you count making a single photocopy as "one bit of work".

[mandalorian2298]

...when you're playing Uno and you start thinking of turning in the cards to get more armies.

This was the one that really made me laugh out loud.

When you post in this thread:

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11042&start=1005

Or when you start a "Requiem" thread to mourn the death of that thread (that was while I still belived that it can die )

When you read this thread and the only thing that REALLY appals you is the fact that AAFitz plays Freestyle (You were a hero to me, man ).

When you use the word "FOS" in regular conversation.

[Aries]

When you can't wait all day till you can go on the computer to go on conquerclub, but when you get on, you find out you only get one turn out of all your games, and realise that you need premium.

Same with me, and your also obsessed when your going to sleep and all you can think about is how to beat your opponents and what strategy to do.

[No Risk No Fun]

You know you're addicted to conquer club when...you join conquer club.

[wcaclimbing]

You know you are addicted to Conquerclub when you are up at 3 in the morning doing your homework because you spent all afternoon checking for your turns in games.

[n_warmerdam]

A. you tell all your friends you are cutting down your number of games but when you talk to them a week later you still have 15 going.

B. no matter how hard you try you can never actually get down to zero games going because at 11pm when you are fiending, you can't resist the "Join Game" button.

[Beastly]

When you do a dance because your dice rolls are hot

but you wake up and you were dreaming

[Guidocks]

When you do a dance because your dice rolls are hot

but you wake up and you were dreaming

[artur1]

Asking the gyminstructor, at the gym, can I plz borrow your computer for a minute.

[69Chevy]

When ( while at work down the road ) desperatly seeking an open wireless connection for your laptop to check your turns.............about 4 times in 8 hours

[drose]

You know you're addicted when you have so many games you can't keep up and make allies in single games, kill allies in group games an forget what alliances you made in any game.

When this is the only website, ever, in 15 years of Internet, that you've ever paid for content on.

ever.

[Captain Crash]

You know you're addicted when ...this is the only website, ever, in 15 years of Internet, that you've ever paid for content on.

ever.

And its the only site that you've bothered to learn how to:
bold and

and

make a signature for:

(Well I made CoeXisT, Coleman made the HvH banner mod)

Ohhh so many firsts, I feel like a virgin all over again !

[drose]

baby steps first, let's not get ahead of ourselves. You should be glad I figured out how to copy an avatar from some other site. This yellow dot in a white square is too abstract for me, I did badly in art at school....

[DirtyBirdy]

It gets bad when your addiction has sucked in at least 5-6 of buddies, and now they are hooked....it's worse then crack.... and now we even discuss games and players off-line.... we need help.... please send help.... we used to be so fun...lol

[dominationnation]

when you tell someone about it. then they get addicted and tell some one about it who gets addicted and tells someone about it untill you know 50 people who are addicted yet none of you have premium or are willing to ask for tournement privledges so you make public games and have all your friends join as fast as they possably can.

[DAZMCFC]

when you don`t go to the pub on sunday afternoon, because your trying to get your new banners looking right.

[wcaclimbing]

You know you are addicted when you get picked up by the police for using your laptop and the Public Library WiFi in your car to play your turns.

[ParadiceCity9]

...when you print out the maps on CC to use on the tabletop.

...when you schedule conference calls at work to revolve around your "RT hours"

...when you're playing against family members at the dinner table and after you kill them off, you say "gg"

Ive enlarged and printed 5 maps...

[hawkeye]

...when you've memorized all the PHP BBCodes on the because of the site.

[wcaclimbing]

when you can name anyone on the site just by seeing their avatar image.

[hawkeye]

Especially morph who's had his for about a year!

[paranoid-android]

when you want the biggest asshole in the history of the site to come back because you miss him


SERIOUSLY! YOU ALL MISS HIS ANTICS AND YOU KNOW IT