DKs Terminator Terminator [W=Charle]

[Dukasaur]

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[Dukasaur]

Week 3 games have been created and invitations sent.

[Dukasaur]

Three players -- Seamus76, CPD Sarge, and Steaker -- missed their invites. All have been re-sent.

[Dukasaur]

Three players -- Seamus76, CPD Sarge, and Steaker -- missed their invites. All have been re-sent.

Seamus and Sarge joined.

Streaker has missed three consecutive invites and is removed. Reservist ElricTheGreat is called up to active duty.

[ElricTheGreat]

Push over boyz and girlz ... I am stepping in !!!

[MGSteve]

Push over boyz and girlz ... I am stepping in !!!

[Dukasaur]

Week 4: The Terminator goes to the gun shop and acquires some firepower.

The Terminator: Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
Pawn Shop Clerk: Hey, just what you see, pal!
The Terminator: [Looks around] The Uzi nine millimeter.
Pawn Shop Clerk: You know your weapons, buddy. Any one of these is ideal for home defense. So uh, which will it be?
The Terminator: [Pointing the 12-gage shotgun towards the door] All.
Pawn Shop Clerk: I may close early today. There's a 15-day wait on the hand guns but the rifles you can take right now.
[Takes out forms] Pawn Shop Clerk: And you have to fill these out too.
[Sees the terminator load his 12-gage shotgun] Pawn Shop Clerk: You can't do that.
The Terminator: Wrong! [the Terminator shoots the clerk]

I imagine the clerk was as surprised as Alexander at Austerlitz!
Map: Austerlitz

Week 4 games have been sent out. Enjoy...

[Dukasaur]

Subprime has missed 3 consecutive invites and is now removed. Next reserve activated is dhallmeyer.

[Dukasaur]

Week 5: Meet Sarah Connor, played by the young Linda Hamilton. Every time I see Linda Hamilton in her 1980's version, I'm like a dog drooling over a piece of meat.
Map: 4-Star Meats

[iAmCaffeine]

She's ugly af.

[Dukasaur]

She's ugly af.

We all have our preferences. I think she's hot. Or was, anyway.

[dragon dor]

hi i m sory and maybe blind i not found my name in scoring

[MGSteve]

She's ugly af.

We all have our preferences. I think she's hot. Or was, anyway.

I'm with you, Duk. She was sweet hot in the 1st Terminator and she was buff and bad hot in the next.

[ElricTheGreat]

@MGSteve

Elric Pouts ......

[Dukasaur]

hi i m sory and maybe blind i not found my name in scoring

You're not blind...

No scores have been posted yet, but a quick look at Tour Stats says you have 3 kills.

It's too early to do a scoreboard yet.

[Dukasaur]

Week 6 games are out.

Somebody else post an appropriate graphic, I've got too much to do today..

[Dukasaur]

Charwell missed his invite. Re-sent.

[Dukasaur]

Charwell has missed at least 2 consecutive invites and is removed. Our next invite, wombat4, is called up to duty.

[Dukasaur]

Week 7: The car chase, and Kyle explains things to Sarah Connor, who obviously doesn't believe him.

Kyle Reese: The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero him.
Sarah Connor: Look... I am not stupid, you know. They cannot make things like that yet.
Kyle Reese: Not yet. Not for about 40 years.
Sarah Connor: Are you saying it's from the future?
Kyle Reese: One possible future. From your point of view... I don't know tech stuff.
Sarah Connor: Then you're from the future, too. Is that right?
Kyle Reese: Right.
Sarah Connor: Right.

It's a very confusing time for Sarah. She has a lot to process in a very short time.
Map: 8 Thoughts

A very confusing time. Week 7 games have been created and invitations sent.

[Dukasaur]

CPD Sarge missed an invite. Re-sent.

[TheGreys]

More Sara Conner pics pls. Shes 80s hot.

[Dukasaur]

More Sara Conner pics pls. Shes 80s hot.

I've done my share. Somebody else needs to step up to the plate...

[Dukasaur]

Week 8: Sarah and Kyle are taken to the police station. Of course his story is not believed.

Sarah Connor: So Reese is crazy?
Dr. Silberman: In technical terminology: he's a loon.

Map: Madness

Week 8 games have been created and invitations sent.

[Dukasaur]

torres44cm has missed his invite. Re-sent.

[Dukasaur]

Week 9: The Terminator goes back to the flophouse to fix himself up. [The classic scene where he performs do-it-yourself surgery. Today, this is a tediously routine thing in action movies, but in 1984 it was a real shocker.] There's also the great "conversation" with the janitor:

Cleaning Man at Flophouse: [Damaged skin on the Terminator is rotting from gangrene] Hey, buddy. You got a dead cat in there, or what?
[the Terminator visualizes: 'POSSIBLE RESPONSE:

• YES/NO;
• OR WHAT?;
• GO AWAY;
• PLEASE COME BACK LATER;
• f*ck YOU, ASSHOLE;
• f*ck YOU']

The Terminator: f*ck you, asshole.

Map: Halloween Hallows

Week 9 games have been created and invitations sent!