True to the spirit of this thread, French coaches are now trying to
come up with reasons why Team GB aren't as good as France at cycling, despite having won all the cycling golds.
French technical director Isabelle Gautheron caused quite a stir when, struggling to come to terms with Great Britain's domination on the track at the London 2012 Olympic Games, she came to the somewhat paranoid conclusion that the host nation must have had 'magic wheels' they were keeping a secret from everyone else. Four years later, and nearly 10,000 kilometres away in Rio de Janeiro, it's a similar tale of French head-scratching.
"I'm not in their camp, in their country, I don't know how it works, I don't know what goes on. I have a inkling about certain things but I'm going to shut up because it's not good to speak in the heat of the moment," added France's man-three in what was a cryptic interview with French media.
When the US is winning, it's because they have too many people. When GB is winning, they have the right amount of people so it must be because they're cheating.
The best team at the Olympics is, in fact, France, and everyone would realize this if they could just stop fixating on all those outdated, discredited measures of Olympic success such as medals, world records etc. and realized that this is 2016 and success is now measured by
je ne sais quoi and well coifed hair. Get with the times, people!