You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

[Ace Rimmer]

...when you think you may have seen a license plate about CC on the highway.


--Andy

True, I saw someone with the license plate "Twill" a month or so back. I don't even think I was around when Twill was.

Jake

[Lucarilover240]

Having fitful nights of sleep, tossing and turning, seeing those red, green, orange, blue colors with numbers swirling in your dreams, 6v3--I can take him, 12v15 (c'mon baby, c'mon baby), 5v8 (huh? wait), 6v20 (what the f!ck!?), drop 3, attack, ATTACK, ATTAAACK!, then you spring out of bed screaming, "AGHHHHH1!!!`1! I'M RUINED! It's all over; they're dead! THEY'RE ALL DEAD!"



You immediately log on to conquerclub, you take a few turns, and then OH NO! AGAIN!?! Suffer massive losses! ATTACK ATTACK,!! AHAH@## ! THEY"RE DEAD! ALL DEAD! QAHHHH!HH!@H!@



Then you wake up, really wake up this time, covered in sweat, staring at the cold screen of that computer across the room, you walk over, log on to conquerclub, drop 3, attack ATTACXKQ HUWHF AHHHH!!!

I think we have ourselves a winner here.

[Calidrmr]

...when you think you may have seen a license plate about CC on the highway.


--Andy

or a bumper sticker...

i saw a bumper sticker on a truck OBX...first thing i thought was "obliterationX wow, what's he doing in IL"...lol...i saw another one that said "CC Rage"...well...i'm sure you can all guess what went through my mind with that one...lol

[a.sub]

you are about to see your girlfriend after a month of being apart and the first thing you plan is to play risk with her and her parents.
ill soon know how a farmer feels

[alex951]

when your on a date and go to the restroom to take your turns on your iphone lol

[Georgerx7di]

When you're sitting up at night trying to work out your curriculum for teaching team games in the spankademy instead of planning your lessons for your real job, the one that actually pays you. I haven't submitted my lesson plans for the week that just ended yet : P

[PROFITS]

when your wife tells you "you woke up last night and said something about setting you up to kill red or something like that"

[vodean]

you americans post a lot. i wait all day and im the only one.
When you think the entire wold is in the western hemisphere because when its daytime in ethiopia, no one posts or takes their turns...

[alex951]

when you have a nightmare that you dropped to cadet!! ! last night that was a scary one!

[vodean]

you look at the sky and see stars and say "all the dead conquerors"

[max is gr8]

When you have been around since before the beginning of this thread

[vodean]

when you remember feedback, the old classic map, before andy was a mod (I wasn't around, so i don't know if there ever was such a time, seems like there wasn't)

[demonfork]

when you have a nightmare that you dropped to cadet!! ! last night that was a scary one!

Cadet, captain....not much of a difference.

[colton24]

When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "Wow, Hitler had really good dice!"

[BigBallinStalin]

When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "Wow, Hitler had really good dice!"

to which I would have to say, "and Stalin cheated since he started with more armies than everyone else..."

[Timminz]

When you see colton make a post without spelling, or grammar errors, and immediately know that he copied it, word for fucking word, from a previous post.

When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "wow, Hitler had really good dice."

When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "Wow, Hitler had really good dice!"

[AndyDufresne]

when you remember feedback, the old classic map, before andy was a mod (I wasn't around, so i don't know if there ever was such a time, seems like there wasn't)

...indeed, when you remember before I was a Mod. (I remember!)


--Andy

[Duality.]

When you see colton make a post without spelling, or grammar errors, and immediately know that he copied it, word for fucking word, from a previous post.

When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "wow, Hitler had really good dice."

When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "Wow, Hitler had really good dice!"

He still got it wrong too.

[a.sub]

When you see colton make a post without spelling, or grammar errors, and immediately know that he copied it, word for fucking word, from a previous post.

When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "wow, Hitler had really good dice."

When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "Wow, Hitler had really good dice!"

He still got it wrong too.

when you arent surprised anymore

[Dauntless07]

When you're studying Napoleon in history class and think "I'm glad he started this site."

[AndyDufresne]

...when you decide inclement weather as a sign to stay indoors and proceed to Conquer Club.com


--Andy

[Boss_oss_ss]

...when you decide inclement weather as a sign to stay indoors and proceed to Conquer Club.com


--Andy

When you add Andy on Facebook!!

[a.sub]

when you jump up in the middle of gov class saying "YEAH" because of good rolls while in the computer lab, only to have people look at you funny.

[Georgerx7di]

When you have 6 usergroups and a clan forum and still all the circles on the left side are gray in every one.

when you start going on facebook just to pass a few minutes before you refresh your screen in hopes that it will be your turn in a game.

[natty dread]

When you have no time for other websites anymore...