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vodean
Posts: 948 Joined: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:37 pmGender: Male
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by vodean Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:45 am
AndyDufresne wrote: tom7386 wrote: When your work closes and you have to drive home and nearly crash so you don't miss too many turns in a speed match
Dangerous!
When the police officer stops you, and asks "Where's the fire?" and when you reply...
"Madagascar. I've got to get home fast."
--Andy
wouldnt you be driving a boat?
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DAZMCFC
Posts: 2790 Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:25 pmLocation: The Pleasant Chaps....
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by DAZMCFC Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:10 am
legionbuck wrote: When your wife complains to you that you spend more time with your doubles partner on the computer than you do with her in bed !
that's why I don't play doubles.
when you shout at the computer, calling yourself a bellend, because you attacked the wrong island on Artic map.
high score:2765
high place:116
AndyDufresne
Posts: 24935 Joined: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:22 pmLocation: A Banana Palm in Zihuatanejo
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by AndyDufresne Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:00 pm
...when you plan your morning with and around Conquer Club.
legionbuck
Posts: 123 Joined: Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:19 pmGender: MaleLocation: Look behind you....!
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by legionbuck Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:23 pm
When you install a porta pottie on one side of your computer, and a fridge on the other just so you can drink beer and use the toilet without losing too much time...or walking to far.
a.sub
Posts: 1834 Joined: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:07 amGender: Male
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by a.sub Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:36 pm
legionbuck wrote: When you install a porta pottie on one side of your computer, and a fridge on the other just so you can drink beer and use the toilet without losing too much time...or walking to far.
um why not play on the toilet and have a fridge next to you? no movement at all
vodean
Posts: 948 Joined: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:37 pmGender: Male
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by vodean Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:46 am
a.sub wrote: legionbuck wrote: When you install a porta pottie on one side of your computer, and a fridge on the other just so you can drink beer and use the toilet without losing too much time...or walking to far.
um why not play on the toilet and have a fridge next to you? no movement at all
Thats the future!then make the toilet fold out into a bed.
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isaiah40
Posts: 3990 Joined: Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:14 pm
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by isaiah40 Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:03 pm
You're having an argument with a friend on Facebook, when with out thinking you type "You're foed" and proceed to click on 'Remove Connection'
colton24
Posts: 1935 Joined: Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:27 amGender: MaleLocation: Alabama
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by colton24 Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:07 pm
...when you relate/equate real life occurrences to World Domination. "Houston Texans and their goal line struggle vs Arizona Cardinals? They Auto-Assaulted and failed."
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Mr. Squirrel wrote: pmchugh wrote: BUMP- one more fool needed
One fool reporting for duty!
Been around for too long...said things that shouldn't have been said...but all that has changed
alex951
Posts: 920 Joined: Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:00 pm
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by alex951 Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:54 pm
AndyDufresne wrote: ...when you plan your morning with and around Conquer Club.
i feel ya
tdans
Posts: 1593 Joined: Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:49 amGender: MaleLocation: TX
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by tdans Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:59 pm
alex951 wrote: AndyDufresne wrote: ...when you plan your morning with and around Conquer Club.
i feel ya
you FEEL him?? OMG ALex??
AAFitz
Posts: 7270 Joined: Sun Sep 17, 2006 9:47 amGender: MaleLocation: On top of the World 2.1
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by AAFitz Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:37 am
when... you wonder who on CC you have to buy presents for, and how you will ship them there in time
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk Too much. I know.
parker4s
Posts: 263 Joined: Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:18 pmGender: Male
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by parker4s Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:49 am
When you actually have to think about going to the restroom, or watching someone take their turn. Even if it isnt a speed game if you do decide to go, you run back as fast as possible to click the refresh button...... that button must be getting dirty
..............jk
blackwatch1
Posts: 11 Joined: Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:22 am
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by blackwatch1 Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:17 am
It's Christmas, your kids are going to be jumping on you in 4 hours and you are here. Merry Christmas all!
vodean
Posts: 948 Joined: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:37 pmGender: Male
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by vodean Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:41 am
blackwatch1 wrote: It's Christmas, your kids are going to be jumping on you in 4 hours and you are here. Merry Christmas all!
me if i had kids
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a.sub
Posts: 1834 Joined: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:07 amGender: Male
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by a.sub Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:47 pm
vodean wrote: blackwatch1 wrote: It's Christmas, your kids are going to be jumping on you in 4 hours and you are here. Merry Christmas all!
me if i had kids
lol if i had kids theyd be here with me!
vodean
Posts: 948 Joined: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:37 pmGender: Male
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by vodean Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:00 am
a.sub wrote: vodean wrote: blackwatch1 wrote: It's Christmas, your kids are going to be jumping on you in 4 hours and you are here. Merry Christmas all!
me if i had kids
lol if i had kids theyd be here with me!
Merry christmas, a computer, firefox, clickies, bob, CC, and premium. Parental controls make it so the only use of this computer is CC
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vodean
Posts: 948 Joined: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:37 pmGender: Male
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by vodean Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:29 am
you try to keep threads like this alive single-handedly. Had to post 4 times in a row in Pick-up lines!!!!
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vodean
Posts: 948 Joined: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:37 pmGender: Male
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by vodean Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:01 am
yoou reduce game number so that you can spend more time in the forums, etc.
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cairnswk
Posts: 11510 Joined: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:32 pmGender: MaleLocation: Australia
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by cairnswk Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:09 pm
you just keeping making maps, and more maps...and more maps
maps...maps....maps......yaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Pearl Harbour * Waterloo * Forbidden City * Jamaica * Pot Mosbi
a.sub
Posts: 1834 Joined: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:07 amGender: Male
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by a.sub Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:24 pm
gf: the game of life is fun
me: no its all luck based i hate it
gf: what do you like?!
me: i like-
gf: risk?
me: ... yeah
actual convo
natty dread
Posts: 12877 Joined: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:58 pmLocation: just plain fucked
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by natty dread Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:36 pm
When you get withdrawal symptoms because the foundry is closed...
alex951
Posts: 920 Joined: Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:00 pm
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by alex951 Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:21 pm
when your planing on spending new years with cc
vodean
Posts: 948 Joined: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:37 pmGender: Male
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by vodean Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:00 am
when you want to go to Australia for New Years so you can be the first one on CC in the new decade!
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vodean
Posts: 948 Joined: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:37 pmGender: Male
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by vodean Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:36 am
When you refer CC members to CC hoping they become multis and buy premium.
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..............jk 
