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I understand that these two groups have never gotten along. Do muslims hate jews as much as jews hate muslims? Do jews hate muslims as much as muslims hate jews? Who hates more? Do muslims hate jews and the jews are just like "muslims are okay"?

Whats the history of the promised land? The muslims had it, then the jews, then the muslims, then the jews? Who has it now?
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I don't know. They all look brown, and angry to me.















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Timminz wrote:I don't know. They all look brown, and angry to me.















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I don't know many brown Jews. Must be a Canadian thing.
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bedub1 wrote:I understand that these two groups have never gotten along. Do muslims hate jews as much as jews hate muslims? Do jews hate muslims as much as muslims hate jews? Who hates more? Do muslims hate jews and the jews are just like "muslims are okay"?

Whats the history of the promised land? The muslims had it, then the jews, then the muslims, then the jews? Who has it now?


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thegreekdog wrote:
Timminz wrote:I don't know. They all look brown, and angry to me.

There's a few Ethiopian Jews













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I don't know many brown Jews. Must be a Canadian thing.
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Pffftt...stupid religious wars....
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bedub1 wrote:Who has it now?


If and only if, the nation of Israel are Jewish, which is a pretty fair assumption, they have the most part of the promised land.
A fortnight ago the Israel government laid out plans to build 900 new homes for Israelis in Bethjalla, evicting a mere 7000 Palestinians from their homes, and when I say homes, I mean soon to be bulldozed, blown the shit out of and re-erected only to be blown the shit out of again, shacks. Added to that the standard annual income in that area is around £100 (British) and the cost of living is similar to that in the UK. The children of the area have limited access to food, shelter and education. One of my colleagues who goes out there regularly spent an entire fortnight ferrying seriously ill Palestinian kids across the border to an Israeli run supposedly non-sectarian children's hospital because the kid's parents are not allowed across the border, they were expected to leave their sickly children to walk the 5miles to the hospital, nearly all of whom were turned back for having incomplete medical records. The situation out there sucks and it's largely supported by cooperate funding from the U.S, Howard Schultz Strarbucks CEO donates millions of dollar a year straight to the Israeli military, not to the government mind you, the military. Be shocked and appalled.

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A mosque stands today where The Christians and Jews expect the Temple of Solomon to be rebuilt by Jesus himself. is that about right?
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muslims don't like anybody, not even other muslims. which is understandable.

it was the promised land before islam existed. hence, it belongs to the jews.
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steve 3ah wrote:muslims don't like anybody, not even other muslims. which is understandable.

it was the promised land before islam existed. hence, it belongs to the jews.


It doesn't belong to any religion, all there stories and books are full of rubbish so any claim they have through these should not be valid.
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steve 3ah wrote:muslims don't like anybody, not even other muslims. which is understandable.

it was the promised land before islam existed. hence, it belongs to the jews.


Actually, God promised the Promised Land to all of us. Seeing as he gave it to the Muslims last (chronologically speaking) shouldn't it be theirs, by that logic?
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We should give it to the winner of Salita v Khan
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padsta wrote:We should give it to the winner of Salita v Khan


We should give it to the Scientologists and Mormons so the Muslims and Jews hate them both and start "holy wars" against them rather than each other.
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Titanic wrote:
padsta wrote:We should give it to the winner of Salita v Khan


We should give it to the Scientologists and Mormons so the Muslims and Jews hate them both and start "holy wars" against them rather than each other.

Mormons are okay...lets just give it to the Scientologist. Actually..i figured we should just nuke the place. Then they could all f*ck off and shut up. We'll turn it into a radioactive location that no human can survive for 1000's of years....
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You guys realize that in order to ''give'' it to anyone you have to take it from the Jews first.. Good luck with that ;)

Regardless of whether or not the creation of Israel was right (it was) at this point there is an established population of several generations which you would have to expel.

Diaspora II: UN Edition..
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GabonX wrote:You guys realize that in order to ''give'' it to anyone you have to take it from the Jews first.. Good luck with that ;)

Regardless of whether or not the creation of Israel was right (it was) at this point there is an established indigenous population which you would have to expel.

Diaspora II: UN Edition..


You got sarcasm nailed havn't you.
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bedub1 wrote:
Titanic wrote:
padsta wrote:We should give it to the winner of Salita v Khan


We should give it to the Scientologists and Mormons so the Muslims and Jews hate them both and start "holy wars" against them rather than each other.

Mormons are okay...lets just give it to the Scientologist. Actually..i figured we should just nuke the place. Then they could all f*ck off and shut up. We'll turn it into a radioactive location that no human can survive for 1000's of years....


drop a nuclear bomb on muslims. what an absolutely splend...ahem... horrid notion indeed.
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Wow steve. you're on quite the roll here.


Were you not hugged enough, as a child?
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GabonX wrote:You guys realize that in order to ''give'' it to anyone you have to take it from the Jews first.. Good luck with that ;)

Regardless of whether or not the creation of Israel was right (it was) at this point there is an established population of several generations which you would have to expel.

Diaspora II: UN Edition..

Interestingly enough, that's how this current Nation of Israel was created sixty years ago...lmao, it was an established population of Muslims who were expelled.
I've got no particular love for the Muslim community, but, these things happen.
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nesterdude wrote:
GabonX wrote:You guys realize that in order to ''give'' it to anyone you have to take it from the Jews first.. Good luck with that ;)

Regardless of whether or not the creation of Israel was right (it was) at this point there is an established population of several generations which you would have to expel.

Diaspora II: UN Edition..

Interestingly enough, that's how this current Nation of Israel was created sixty years ago...lmao, it was an established population of Muslims who were expelled.
I've got no particular love for the Muslim community, but, these things happen.

The Muslim population was not expelled. Their descendants live in Israel to this day and they have full rights as citizens. They even have a political party in Israeli parliament known as the Balad party.

Palestinians who supported the destruction of Israel and aided the coalition of Arab states in their assault were expelled.
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Timminz wrote:Wow steve. you're on quite the roll here.


Were you not hugged enough, as a child?


of course i was. i had extremely liberal parents who always showed love to everybody. that was until they went on a aid mission to palistine and got killed by a suicide bomber. :cry:
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Good to see that our old friend Billy is racing towards another forum ban :D
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joecoolfrog wrote:Good to see that our old friend Billy is racing towards another forum ban :D


why don't you make a thread in homage of me. i don't know you but for some reason you seem fixated on me.
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GabonX wrote:
nesterdude wrote:
GabonX wrote:You guys realize that in order to ''give'' it to anyone you have to take it from the Jews first.. Good luck with that ;)

Regardless of whether or not the creation of Israel was right (it was) at this point there is an established population of several generations which you would have to expel.

Diaspora II: UN Edition..

Interestingly enough, that's how this current Nation of Israel was created sixty years ago...lmao, it was an established population of Muslims who were expelled.
I've got no particular love for the Muslim community, but, these things happen.

The Muslim population was not expelled. Their descendants live in Israel to this day and they have full rights as citizens. They even have a political party in Israeli parliament known as the Balad party.

Palestinians who supported the destruction of Israel and aided the coalition of Arab states in their assault were expelled.

You should write propaganda. Yours isn't good, but it's good enough.
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