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Liberals are stealing cookies from our cookie jars!

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How much lower will they go?
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Those damn liberals won't stop till they have the whole jar!
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The Cookie Monster was a liberal?
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Neoteny wrote:How much lower will they go?


They're going to kill grandma, thats lower isn't it, by about 6 feet?
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Titanic wrote:
Neoteny wrote:How much lower will they go?


They're going to kill grandma, thats lower isn't it, by about 6 feet?

Nope, 9. Cookie jars are genrally on cupboards which generally stand at about 3ft.
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
Titanic wrote:
Neoteny wrote:How much lower will they go?


They're going to kill grandma, thats lower isn't it, by about 6 feet?

Nope, 9. Cookie jars are genrally on cupboards which generally stand at about 3ft.

Of course, amateur mistake...
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Send them over. I am 279 lbs do I need a cookie? NO! No I do not. My wife keeps baking them and once she eats 4 and they have cooled off she doesn't want them. The kids have too much candy to care about cookies. So yeah they can come put their hands in my jar.

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2dimes wrote:Send them over. I am 279 lbs do I need a cookie? NO! No I do not. My wife keeps baking them and once she eats 4 and they have cooled off she doesn't want them. The kids have too much candy to care about cookies. So yeah they can come put their hands in my jar.

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2dimes wrote:Send them over. I am 279 lbs do I need a cookie? NO! No I do not. My wife keeps baking them and once she eats 4 and they have cooled off she doesn't want them. The kids have too much candy to care about cookies. So yeah they can come put their hands in my jar.

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279 pounds??! Holy shit! I had no idea you were such a fat f*ck. That's as big as a fooking house. A horse anyhew.


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It is not that they attempted to steal a cookie from my cookie jar, it is that once they put their hand in the jar to get the cookie and realized that they cannot remove their hand fromthe jar with the cookie they just took the whole cookie jar! Then they hold a press conference where the VP says "this is one big f...... cookie."
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The Indians in the Rain Forest catch monkeys that way, although i don't think they use cookies.


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b.k. barunt wrote:The Indians in the Rain Forest catch monkeys that way, although i don't think they use cookies.


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I think the show I saw was in Africa. Then he put a string on it's neck and the monkey dropped the stuff to pull his hand out. Then it took him to the water source. My bro and me still refer to it every chance we get.
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tzor wrote:It is not that they attempted to steal a cookie from my cookie jar, it is that once they put their hand in the jar to get the cookie and realized that they cannot remove their hand fromthe jar with the cookie they just took the whole cookie jar! Then they hold a press conference where the VP says "this is one big f...... cookie."

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You need to all remember that i hold all intellectual rights on all things cookie related, I dont mind sharing but when they come to steal them there will be big trouble !!
Lol, you sit there and wait for people to join. Cookies chases people away.

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BigBallinStalin wrote:The Cookie Monster was a liberal?


no, i´m not :P
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