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Army of GOD
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by Army of GOD » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:38 pm
NO PICS This one time, I watched a WNBA game. It was painful. =(
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by TheSaxlad » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:46 pm
This is probably the best follow up thread to a locked thread Ive seen in a long time...
Lets just keep it clean please.
Anyway, we know that women are best in 2 places...
The Kitchen
and The Bedroom
jk.
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by ljex » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:50 pm
Army of GOD wrote: NO PICS This one time, I watched a WNBA game. It was painful. =(
Its sad how much womens sports suck compared to mens...
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by jefjef » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:53 pm
ljex wrote: Army of GOD wrote: NO PICS This one time, I watched a WNBA game. It was painful. =(
Its sad how much womens sports suck compared to mens...
What? Womens beach volleyball is WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY better than mens.
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by TheSaxlad » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:56 pm
jefjef wrote: ljex wrote: Army of GOD wrote: NO PICS This one time, I watched a WNBA game. It was painful. =(
Its sad how much womens sports suck compared to mens...
What? Womens beach volleyball is WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY better than mens.
Agreed.
But that is the only time their out of the kitchen...
XD
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by Army of GOD » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:56 pm
the major difference between men's and women's professional sports is that women are like...incapable of improvisation. Like, all of their movements are straight and brick-like. They're always so stiff (at least in basketball) and THEY ALL SHOOT THE SAME. I'm serious, all of their shooting motions in basketball are the same.
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by ljex » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:58 pm
jefjef wrote: ljex wrote: Army of GOD wrote: NO PICS This one time, I watched a WNBA game. It was painful. =(
Its sad how much womens sports suck compared to mens...
What? Womens beach volleyball is WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY better than mens.
This is true, i was thinking more along the lines of major sports i guess.
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by nietzsche » Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:02 pm
Have you seen women fall? They don't use their hands.
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Army of GOD
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by Army of GOD » Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:04 pm
They use the force?
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by jonesthecurl » Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:34 pm
TheSaxlad wrote: This is probably the best follow up thread to a locked thread Ive seen in a long time...
Lets just keep it clean please.
Anyway, we know that women are best in 2 places...
The Kitchen
and The Bedroom
jk.
I like to have a sandwich in both of those.
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by Army of GOD » Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:37 pm
jonesthecurl wrote: TheSaxlad wrote: This is probably the best follow up thread to a locked thread Ive seen in a long time...
Lets just keep it clean please.
Anyway, we know that women are best in 2 places...
The Kitchen
and The Bedroom
jk.
I like to have a sandwich in both of those.
Sandwiches are also good on the toilet
mrswdk is a ho
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by TA1LGUNN3R » Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:45 pm
For the record AoG I liked the link in the other thread with the Scotsman song. Hilarious. -TG
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by Woodruff » Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:12 am
Army of GOD wrote: This one time, I watched a WNBA game. It was painful. =(
While I tend to agree with this, there has been one female whose game caused me to actually enjoy watching her team play - Diana Taurausi from UConn back in the day - the Magic Johnson of women's basketball.
(And I am no UConn fan by any stretch.)
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by Army of GOD » Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:20 pm
The UConn team now is actually one of the best women's teams of all time in college.
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by Woodruff » Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:21 pm
Army of GOD wrote: The UConn team now is actually one of the best women's teams of all time in college.
While true, they have no equivalent to Diana Taurausi.
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by Johnny Rockets » Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:28 am
Olympic level hockey. Women Rock in it, especially Canadian ones. Faster, and more nimble. JRock
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by notyou2 » Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:25 pm
Johnny Rockets wrote: Olympic level hockey. Women Rock in it, especially Canadian ones. Faster, and more nimble. JRock
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by Woodruff » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:04 pm
Johnny Rockets wrote: Olympic level hockey. Women Rock in it, especially Canadian ones. Faster, and more nimble. JRock
Olympic hockey is better than professional hockey period, regardless of gender. Larger rink, more actual talent involved.
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by john9blue » Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:27 pm
TheSaxlad wrote: jefjef wrote: ljex wrote: Army of GOD wrote: NO PICS This one time, I watched a WNBA game. It was painful. =(
Its sad how much womens sports suck compared to mens...
What? Womens beach volleyball is WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY better than mens.
Agreed.
But that is the only time their out of the kitchen...
XD
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by Anarkistsdream » Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:30 pm
Just men who WISH they were girls.
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by clapper011 » Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:33 pm
or gals like myself who would smack ya upside the head for tryin
Army of GOD
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by Army of GOD » Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:38 pm
clapper011 wrote: or gals like myself who pretend to be girls
k...
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by nagerous » Mon Jan 17, 2011 5:42 am
oh noes I broke the one rule of this therrad!
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by Tiggy D Amour » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:14 am
Beach volleyball, Tennis, squash, equestrian events (ones with horses for you Americans), track and field stuff, skiing and cycling are all good with women. I'm sure there's more too. I think it's sports that involve strength or power that are less good. Football, rugby, cricket, rugby, etc.
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by nagerous » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:16 am
Tiggy D Amour wrote: Beach volleyball, Tennis, squash, equestrian events (ones with horses for you Americans), track and field stuff, skiing and cycling are all good with women.
Also swimming and gymnastics