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This one time, I watched a WNBA game. It was painful. =(
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This is probably the best follow up thread to a locked thread Ive seen in a long time...

Lets just keep it clean please.

Anyway, we know that women are best in 2 places...

The Kitchen
and The Bedroom :D

:P

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Army of GOD wrote:NO PICS


This one time, I watched a WNBA game. It was painful. =(


Its sad how much womens sports suck compared to mens...
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ljex wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:NO PICS


This one time, I watched a WNBA game. It was painful. =(


Its sad how much womens sports suck compared to mens...


What? Womens beach volleyball is WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY better than mens.
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jefjef wrote:
ljex wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:NO PICS


This one time, I watched a WNBA game. It was painful. =(


Its sad how much womens sports suck compared to mens...


What? Womens beach volleyball is WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY better than mens.


Agreed.

But that is the only time their out of the kitchen...

XD

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the major difference between men's and women's professional sports is that women are like...incapable of improvisation. Like, all of their movements are straight and brick-like. They're always so stiff (at least in basketball) and THEY ALL SHOOT THE SAME. I'm serious, all of their shooting motions in basketball are the same.
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jefjef wrote:
ljex wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:NO PICS


This one time, I watched a WNBA game. It was painful. =(


Its sad how much womens sports suck compared to mens...


What? Womens beach volleyball is WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY better than mens.


This is true, i was thinking more along the lines of major sports i guess.
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Have you seen women fall? They don't use their hands.
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They use the force?
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TheSaxlad wrote:This is probably the best follow up thread to a locked thread Ive seen in a long time...

Lets just keep it clean please.

Anyway, we know that women are best in 2 places...

The Kitchen
and The Bedroom :D

:P

jk.


I like to have a sandwich in both of those.
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jonesthecurl wrote:
TheSaxlad wrote:This is probably the best follow up thread to a locked thread Ive seen in a long time...

Lets just keep it clean please.

Anyway, we know that women are best in 2 places...

The Kitchen
and The Bedroom :D

:P

jk.


I like to have a sandwich in both of those.


Sandwiches are also good on the toilet
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For the record AoG I liked the link in the other thread with the Scotsman song. Hilarious.

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Army of GOD wrote:This one time, I watched a WNBA game. It was painful. =(


While I tend to agree with this, there has been one female whose game caused me to actually enjoy watching her team play - Diana Taurausi from UConn back in the day - the Magic Johnson of women's basketball.

(And I am no UConn fan by any stretch.)
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The UConn team now is actually one of the best women's teams of all time in college.
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Army of GOD wrote:The UConn team now is actually one of the best women's teams of all time in college.


While true, they have no equivalent to Diana Taurausi.
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Olympic level hockey.

Women Rock in it, especially Canadian ones.

Faster, and more nimble.

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Johnny Rockets wrote:Olympic level hockey.

Women Rock in it, especially Canadian ones.

Faster, and more nimble.

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Johnny Rockets wrote:Olympic level hockey.
Women Rock in it, especially Canadian ones.
Faster, and more nimble.
JRock


Olympic hockey is better than professional hockey period, regardless of gender. Larger rink, more actual talent involved.
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TheSaxlad wrote:
jefjef wrote:
ljex wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:NO PICS


This one time, I watched a WNBA game. It was painful. =(


Its sad how much womens sports suck compared to mens...


What? Womens beach volleyball is WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY better than mens.


Agreed.

But that is the only time their out of the kitchen...

XD

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Just men who WISH they were girls.
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or gals like myself who would smack ya upside the head for tryin ;)
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clapper011 wrote:or gals like myself who pretend to be girls



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Beach volleyball, Tennis, squash, equestrian events (ones with horses for you Americans), track and field stuff, skiing and cycling are all good with women. I'm sure there's more too. I think it's sports that involve strength or power that are less good. Football, rugby, cricket, rugby, etc.
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Tiggy D Amour wrote:Beach volleyball, Tennis, squash, equestrian events (ones with horses for you Americans), track and field stuff, skiing and cycling are all good with women.


Also swimming and gymnastics
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