McDonald's is delicous and healthier!!!

[BigBallinStalin]

Looks like someone was a little.....

[MeDeFe]

Shouldn't that be in the pokeporn thread?

[clapper011]

I rather prefer this

[Hannibał]

[bigimg]http://foodnetworkhumor.com/wp-content/uploads//mcdonalds-peen.jpg[/bigimg]

[Army of GOD]

BURGER KING > MACDONALDS

[squishyg]

BURGER KING > MACDONALDS

Burger King has the superior sandwich-the bacon double cheeseburger. Mcdonald's has better shakes and they get a +1 for chicken mcnuggets. Fries are a bit of a draw most days.

[saxitoxin]

Speaking of McDonald's, while directing the infirmary at a guerilla training camp being sponsored by the Warsaw Pact at the Okba Ben Nafi Air Base in North Africa I once encountered the Hamburglar who was in attendance with a combat cell of the Playland Democratic Action Front (PDAF), which was dedicated to securing free and fair elections in Playland, so bringing an end to the presidency-for-life of the madman Ronald McDonald. This was back in about '72 or so, shortly after Andreas Baader and Ulrike Meinhoff had passed through the facility with their Red Army Faction fighters.

I recall he was hardly a favourite of the base commandant, Col. Dmitri Fedoseev, who was driven mad by the Hamburglar's refusal to swap his black and white striped urban camouflage for a more appropriate desert pattern and his unintelligent murmuring into the field radio. Nonetheless, Hamburglar was a crack shot with the AK-47 and an expert in land navigation. And, could he hold his drink! Many nights he spent besting us. We would be toasting with vodka, however, Hamburglar would become intoxicated on something called "Orange Drink" (Orangensaftgetränk as we say in German), the exact ingredients of which I was never able entirely to discern.

Those were heady days indeed. The last I heard from him he'd escaped from an ICC supermax facility in The Hague and had gone underground. This was about 6 or 7 years ago, IIRC.

[bedub1]

Burger King sucks. Really...they are horrible. They have some weird obsession with putting mayonnaise on everything, which is disgusting. Along with lettuce and tomato. That's just not my style of burger. Even the stuff that they do make that has the proper ingredients, is a far inferior product to what McDonalds puts out. Wendy's on the other hand, is even worse.

In N Out > Fat Burger > Mcdonalds > Burger King > Wendys

[john9blue]

I sometimes wonder if we are worthy of Saxi's posts.

[shieldgenerator7]

ha ha funny work around from earlier locked thread.
I NEVER eat at McDonald's anymore, cause my dad got food poisoning at McDonald's one time.
I like Wendy's, never BK, but I don't eat fast food all that often anymore.
Did you hear that Burger King and Dairy Queen are getting married?

[Army of GOD]

No, but I heard you were telling shitty jokes

[shieldgenerator7]

No, but I heard you were telling shitty jokes

I thought you liked that type? well anyways you're missing out. The wedding's tomorrow at Burger King's castle

[Hannibał]

[bigimg]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_U3s_dmo5lKA/SajX1hCpBoI/AAAAAAAABVI/D5lgT5HDgrk/s400/hamburglar-final1.jpg[/bigimg]

Hamburglar recently spotted at a local mcdonalds..

[saxitoxin]

I sometimes wonder if we are worthy of Saxi's posts.

Verily, I wonder that myself.

[BigBallinStalin]

I sometimes wonder if we are worthy of Saxi's posts.

.

[2dimes]

I miss Orange drink.

[Army of GOD]

I miss Orange drink.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDNy-bYndBQ

[jimboston]

I wonder if Saxi is Worthy of his posts.

[AAFitz]

Almost never Go to McDs, but will occasionally assume they can only inject so many poisons into the fish.

The conversation was this.

Wait for 4 minutes while listening to everything inside via open mic.
Finally: "Can I take your order?"
"'Filet o fish, no tartar sauce, 10 piece chicken tenders."
"Six chicken tenders?"
"No ten chicken tenders, and a filet o fish, hold the tartar sauce."
"Do you want sweet and sour with that?"
"No tartar sauce. (My mistake, I misheard him there)"
"No, do you want sweet and sour sauce with that?"
"Oh, sorry, sure."

I got no sweet and sour sauce.

Further, while the meal really did hit the spot, why is it that the bun was hotter than the actual fish inside of it?

I'm sure Ill cave and go back in a few months in a moment of weakness, but I hope it will be more months, than less.

[shieldgenerator7]

Almost never Go to McDs, but will occasionally assume they can only inject so many poisons into the fish.

The conversation was this.

Wait for 4 minutes while listening to everything inside via open mic.
Finally: "Can I take your order?"
"'Filet o fish, no tartar sauce, 10 piece chicken tenders."
"Six chicken tenders?"
"No ten chicken tenders, and a filet o fish, hold the tartar sauce."
"Do you want sweet and sour with that?"
"No tartar sauce. (My mistake, I misheard him there)"
"No, do you want sweet and sour sauce with that?"
"Oh, sorry, sure."

I got no sweet and sour sauce.

Further, while the meal really did hit the spot, why is it that the bun was hotter than the actual fish inside of it?

I'm sure Ill cave and go back in a few months in a moment of weakness, but I hope it will be more months, than less.

must've been while the hamburglar was on duty

[AAFitz]

Almost never Go to McDs, but will occasionally assume they can only inject so many poisons into the fish.

The conversation was this.

Wait for 4 minutes while listening to everything inside via open mic.
Finally: "Can I take your order?"
"'Filet o fish, no tartar sauce, 10 piece chicken tenders."
"Six chicken tenders?"
"No ten chicken tenders, and a filet o fish, hold the tartar sauce."
"Do you want sweet and sour with that?"
"No tartar sauce. (My mistake, I misheard him there)"
"No, do you want sweet and sour sauce with that?"
"Oh, sorry, sure."

I got no sweet and sour sauce.

Further, while the meal really did hit the spot, why is it that the bun was hotter than the actual fish inside of it?

I'm sure Ill cave and go back in a few months in a moment of weakness, but I hope it will be more months, than less.

must've been while the hamburglar was on duty

I hate myself for chuckling at that.

[shieldgenerator7]

Almost never Go to McDs, but will occasionally assume they can only inject so many poisons into the fish.

The conversation was this.

Wait for 4 minutes while listening to everything inside via open mic.
Finally: "Can I take your order?"
"'Filet o fish, no tartar sauce, 10 piece chicken tenders."
"Six chicken tenders?"
"No ten chicken tenders, and a filet o fish, hold the tartar sauce."
"Do you want sweet and sour with that?"
"No tartar sauce. (My mistake, I misheard him there)"
"No, do you want sweet and sour sauce with that?"
"Oh, sorry, sure."

I got no sweet and sour sauce.

Further, while the meal really did hit the spot, why is it that the bun was hotter than the actual fish inside of it?

I'm sure Ill cave and go back in a few months in a moment of weakness, but I hope it will be more months, than less.

must've been while the hamburglar was on duty

I hate myself for chuckling at that.

I second that

[Hannibał]

I blame you AA, you clearly threw the window attendent off their A+ game by requesting chicken TENDERS, That's burger king you fool!

What, do you go to starbucks and ask for a large coffee? No its Grande.

Ssssh

[AAFitz]

I blame you AA, you clearly threw the window attendent off their A+ game by requesting chicken TENDERS, That's burger king you fool!

What, do you go to starbucks and ask for a large coffee? No its Grande.

Ssssh

Replace tenders with nuggets. Im sure I read it right off of the menu, and remembered incorrectly when typing.

[safariguy5]

I still prefer In-N-Out's burgers. Although the Golden Arches make better fries, the In-N-Out ones have to be eaten warm to be good. Sad they got rid of the McRib, that was pretty good.