Am I going to Hell?

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:21 pm

Question.

Also, God can go f*ck himself (and no I'm not going to repent after saying that).

shieldgenerator7 · Post by **shieldgenerator7** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:24 pm

you forgot the option: "No, because God loves you and has forgiven you." and the option: "IDK, it's up to God entirely."

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:25 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:you forgot the option: "No, because God loves you and has forgiven you." and the option: "IDK, it's up to God entirely."

Does God forgive everyone?

What's the point of Hell then?

shieldgenerator7 · Post by **shieldgenerator7** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:26 pm

as far as i know, He loves all of us very much. How am supposed to know what the purpose of hell is? I'm not God, i'm only human.
What's the meanign of it to you?

TA1LGUNN3R · Post by **TA1LGUNN3R** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:48 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE11QrfheB8

-TG

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:55 pm

you're already in hell.

Baron Von PWN · Post by **Baron Von PWN** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:57 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:as far as i know, He loves all of us very much. How am supposed to know what the purpose of hell is? I'm not God, i'm only human.
What's the meanign of it to you?

I love you all so much I've created an eternal torture chamber to love you in! Writhe in pain as i lovingly get my buddy Satan to torture you for eternity!

He also showed his love by turning a woman into a pillar of salt for disobeying an arbitrary command. God is an abusive partner on a grand scale, "I torture you because i love you! you made me do this!"

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:04 pm

Hell is other people, or so I've heard. Becoming a hermit seems like the logical course of action.

oVo · Post by **oVo** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:08 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Does God forgive everyone? What's the point of Hell then?

Yes, you will be forgiven and there is no hell
beyond the one you create here.

shieldgenerator7 · Post by **shieldgenerator7** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:16 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE11QrfheB8

-TG

you think I'm going to click the link?

TA1LGUNN3R · Post by **TA1LGUNN3R** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:19 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE11QrfheB8

-TG
you think I'm going to click the link?

You? No. It was meant for AoG.

-TG

shieldgenerator7 · Post by **shieldgenerator7** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:22 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE11QrfheB8

-TG
you think I'm going to click the link?
You? No. It was meant for AoG.

-TG

thanks. Enjoy AoG!

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:24 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE11QrfheB8

-TG
you think I'm going to click the link?
You? No. It was meant for AoG.

-TG
thanks. Enjoy AoG!

What is it anyway? It "contains content from EMI and is not available in your country".

TA1LGUNN3R · Post by **TA1LGUNN3R** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:29 pm

oh. It was Iron Maiden's "From Here to Eternity."

Hell ain't a bad place, Hell is from here to eternity.

-TG

PLAYER57832 · Post by **PLAYER57832** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:33 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:you forgot the option: "No, because God loves you and has forgiven you." and the option: "IDK, it's up to God entirely."
Does God forgive everyone?

Everyone who believes in teh son is saved

Army of GOD wrote:What's the point of Hell then?

Most Jews do not believe in either heaven or hell.

Christians say hell was created as a result of free will, (basically). Protestants generally believe it is the absence of God.

Roman Catholics came up with purgatory because they felt being punished was necessary to remove evil, to be forgiven. To a Roman Catholic those who's sins are too great, who don't take forgiveness wind up in hell. Protestants generally do not believe in purgatory.

PLAYER57832 · Post by **PLAYER57832** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:36 pm

Baron Von PWN wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:as far as i know, He loves all of us very much. How am supposed to know what the purpose of hell is? I'm not God, i'm only human.
What's the meanign of it to you?

I love you all so much I've created an eternal torture chamber to love you in! Writhe in pain as i lovingly get my buddy Satan to torture you for eternity!

He also showed his love by turning a woman into a pillar of salt for disobeying an arbitrary command. God is an abusive partner on a grand scale, "I torture you because i love you! you made me do this!"

People have had free will. Freedom means being able to choose very, very bad choices as well as good ones. Per the pillar... in that time, life was generally cruel, humans were very cruel to each other. Now, we consider ourselves "civilized"... but, well... we also think nothing of building a plant that might operate for 50 years but that creates toxic waste we know won't disappear for over 500 years. (and for which we have no true safe disposal).

We pay 100% of medical care until children reach 18, no matter how expensive or what the outcome. Then we say "oops, sorry.. you are an adult now so you don't need fulltime care any more".

So... maybe a pillar of salt is not such a bad fate.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:39 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:oh. It was Iron Maiden's "From Here to Eternity."

Hell ain't a bad place, Hell is from here to eternity.

-TG

Great song.

Woodruff · Post by **Woodruff** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:00 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Question.

Unquestionably.

Army of GOD wrote:Also, God can go f*ck himself (and no I'm not going to repent after saying that).

He's God...that's probably old hat by now.

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:22 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE11QrfheB8

-TG
you think I'm going to click the link?
You? No. It was meant for AoG.

-TG
thanks. Enjoy AoG!
What is it anyway? It "contains content from EMI and is not available in your country".

lol, Germany has been cracking down on minor copyright infringements.

tkr4lf · Post by **tkr4lf** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:12 pm

No. Because there is no hell.

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:13 pm

strike wolf wrote:you're already in hell.

that was LOST, not CC.

Juan_Bottom · Post by **Juan_Bottom** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:41 pm

So, I was thinking today.. if Satan is god's enemy, why would he torture us for not obeying god? I don't understand it. Satan would be on our side if we blasphemed our entire lives. Premarital sex, divorces, illegitimate children, having false idols, not believing in god, and all the other innumerable "sins" we commit would be all and well with the devil, right? So if there is a hell, and I'm sure I am going there, Satan should greet us at the fiery gates with a case of beer while he shakes our hands and says "I WAS on your side all along."

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:44 pm

According to Dr. Robert Lanza, chief scientific officer at the Wake University School of Medicine and stem cell pioneer, your consciousness will reset upon death and you will inhabit the first body you think of following reset, this process repeating infinitely (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biocentris ... smology%29).

IOW, AOG, it would be polite to let nietzsche know when you're about to die so he can shave and wash up.

radiojake · Post by **radiojake** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:45 pm

PLAYER57832 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:you forgot the option: "No, because God loves you and has forgiven you." and the option: "IDK, it's up to God entirely."
Does God forgive everyone?
Everyone who believes in teh son is saved
Army of GOD wrote:What's the point of Hell then?
Most Jews do not believe in either heaven or hell.

Christians say hell was created as a result of free will, (basically). Protestants generally believe it is the absence of God.

Roman Catholics came up with purgatory because they felt being punished was necessary to remove evil, to be forgiven. To a Roman
Catholic those who's sins are too great, who don't take forgiveness wind up in hell. Protestants generally do not believe in purgatory.

Wasn't purgatory created so that when one dies, their remaining living family has enough time to make donations to the Catholic Church, thus securing a passage to Heaven?

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:50 pm

I thought Purgatory was created so that Jesus and Noah have somewhere to vacation while Moses does his annual rendition of the play "Grease".

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