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Gwaahjo
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[Q&A]

I've tested your product and I'd like my money back. It's taking every ounce of my soul not to curse out this site for the ridiculously unbalanced dice and cards, and I'm done with it -- the longer I play the more people I will torment, so please refund me my money so I can not be on here any longer.

Thanks

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lol not gunna happen major
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I find it humorous that someone who played 3k games and been around since 2007 is asking for a refund cuz he doesn't like the product :p

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3300 games over 3 years hardly qualifies as a test
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we don't have cards... nor dice....
And they appear hardly unbalanced, unless you mean you are the best player on the site... and the dice prevented you from reaching it, again and again.
Seriously though, no.
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oh i didnt realize the site had a satisfaction guarantee.. i will remember that next time the dice dont go my way.. i always get my way
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IcePack wrote:I find it humorous that someone who played 3k games and been around since 2007 is asking for a refund cuz he doesn't like the product :p

What's interesting is his line,
Gwaahjo wrote:[the longer I play the more people I will torment, so please refund me my money so I can not be on here any longer.

Considering his 4.2 rating, he may be completely honest about tormenting people.
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SirSebstar wrote:we don't have cards... nor dice....
And they appear hardly unbalanced, unless you mean you are the best player on the site... and the dice prevented you from reaching it, again and again.
Seriously though, no.


To go on a bit of a side note, this is not the answer that a mod should be giving...sarcasm is fun and all but we do have cards and dice...we just have crazy names for them so we cant be sued for copying risk.

Anyway in response to the OP, are you really going to wine and grovel over $25 when you paid a year? Lets say you bought a shirt for $25 but only wore it 5 times before you found out you didn't like it would you try to get a refund there as well?
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VampireM wrote:oh i didnt realize the site had a satisfaction guarantee.. i will remember that next time the dice dont go my way.. i always get my way


I assume that you are the right person in your avatar then? lol
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For situations like this, there is an ancient proverb, often whispered by wise old men in the halls of Conquer Club:

"Yea, verily, the cupcake shall sucketh it up".
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Oh, is this the thread where folks are asking for their refunds? Great! I would like one too, please!
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I laughed.
TheSaxlad wrote:The Dice suck a lot of the time.

And if they dont suck then they blow.

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I would like a refund too. I am the greatest player ever, and I just lost a game. Clearly your site is flawed.
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can i get involved in this class action suit?-0
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