Post the most fucked up/controversial book you've ever read

[Haggis_McMutton]

and did you like it and/or gain something from it?

was it worth it?

[Phatscotty]

Don't you have one?

Here's mine

[john9blue]

most controversial book i've ever read? easy one.

[Lootifer]

Genuinely OT: (John and Scotty pushing their usual thread jacking snooze-fest material)


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy_%28novel%29

Was arguably one of the most messed up books i've ever read.

And yes I throughly enjoyed the satire.

[Phatscotty]

Genuinely OT: (John and Scotty pushing their usual thread jacking snooze-fest material)

Dude, its the most fucked up/controversial book I've ever read.

White men are not stupid

[Army of GOD]

Not terribly controversial but 48 Laws of Power, I guess. It just tells you to challenge popular views of morality to gain power (essentially lie, cheat, steal, etc.).

[PLAYER57832]

and did you like it and/or gain something from it?

was it worth it?

Darwanism under the Microscope: How Recent Scientific Evidence Points to Divine Design
Its classic Dr Morris discussion. This book, published in 2002, actually makes a point of "debunking" the old "oncology recapitulates phylogeny".. a theory debunked about 40 years ago (probably more)! Some of the old diagrams are used, but not as "proof of evolution"

[HapSmo19]

Fox in Socks by Dr. Seuss
-------------------------

Fox
Socks
Box
Knox

Knox in box.
Fox in socks.

Knox on fox in socks in box.

Socks on Knox and Knox in box.

Fox in socks on box on Knox.

Chicks with bricks come.
Chicks with blocks come.
Chicks with bricks and blocks and clocks come.

Look, sir. Look, sir. Mr. Knox, sir.
Let's do tricks with bricks and blocks, sir.
Let's do tricks with chicks and clocks, sir.

First, I'll make a quick trick brick stack.
Then I'll make a quick trick block stack.

You can make a quick trick chick stack.
You can make a quick trick clock stack.

And here's a new trick, Mr. Knox....
Socks on chicks and chicks on fox.
Fox on clocks on bricks and blocks.
Bricks and blocks on Knox on box.

Now we come to ticks and tocks, sir.
Try to say this Mr. Knox, sir....

Clocks on fox tick.
Clocks on Knox tock.
Six sick bricks tick.
Six sick chicks tock.

Please, sir. I don't like this trick, sir.
My tongue isn't quick or slick, sir.
I get all those ticks and clocks, sir,
mixed up with the chicks and tocks, sir.
I can't do it, Mr. Fox, sir.

I'm so sorry, Mr. Knox, sir.

Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say....

New socks.
Two socks.
Whose socks?
Sue's socks.

Who sews whose socks?
Sue sews Sue's socks.

Who sees who sew whose new socks, sir?
You see Sue sew Sue's new socks, sir.

That's not easy, Mr. Fox, sir.

Who comes? ...
Crow comes.
Slow Joe Crow comes.

Who sews crow's clothes?
Sue sews crow's clothes.
Slow Joe Crow sews whose clothes?
Sue's clothes.

Sue sews socks of fox in socks now.

Slow Joe Crow sews Knox in box now.

Sue sews rose on Slow Joe Crow's clothes.
Fox sews hose on Slow Joe Crow's nose.

Hose goes.
Rose grows.
Nose hose goes some.
Crow's rose grows some.

Mr. Fox!
I hate this game, sir.
This game makes my tongue quite lame, sir.

Mr. Knox, sir, what a shame, sir.

We'll find something new to do now.
Here is lots of new blue goo now.
New goo. Blue goo.
Gooey. Gooey.
Blue goo. New goo.
Gluey. Gluey.

Gooey goo for chewy chewing!
That's what that Goo-Goose is doing.
Do you choose to chew goo, too, sir?
If, sir, you, sir, choose to chew, sir,
with the Goo-Goose, chew, sir.
Do, sir.

Mr. Fox, sir,
I won't do it.
I can't say.
I won't chew it.

Very well, sir.
Step this way.
We'll find another game to play.

Bim comes.
Ben comes.
Bim brings Ben broom.
Ben brings Bim broom.

Ben bends Bim's broom.
Bim bends Ben's broom.
Bim's bends.
Ben's bends.
Ben's bent broom breaks.
Bim's bent broom breaks.

Ben's band. Bim's band.
Big bands. Pig bands.

Bim and Ben lead bands with brooms.
Ben's band bangs and Bim's band booms.

Pig band! Boom band!
Big band! Broom band!
My poor mouth can't say that. No, sir.
My poor mouth is much too slow, sir.

Well then... bring your mouth this way.
I'll find it something it can say.

Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.

Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

I can't blab such blibber blubber!
My tongue isn't make of rubber.

Mr. Knox. Now come now. Come now.
You don't have to be so dumb now....

Try to say this, Mr. Knox, please....

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.

Stop it! Stop it!
That's enough, sir.
I can't say such silly stuff, sir.

Very well, then, Mr. Knox, sir.

Let's have a little talk about tweetle beetles....

What do you know about tweetle beetles? Well...

When tweetle beetles fight,
it's called a tweetle beetle battle.

And when they battle in a puddle,
it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle.

AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle,
they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.

AND...

When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle
and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle...
...they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.

AND...

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle.

AND...

Now wait a minute, Mr. Socks Fox!

When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle
with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle,
THIS is what they call...

...a tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottled paddled
muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks, sir!

Fox in socks, our game is done, sir.
Thank you for a lot of fun, sir.

[Army of GOD]

Fox in Socks by Dr. Seuss
-------------------------

Fox
Socks
Box
Knox

Knox in box.
Fox in socks.

Knox on fox in socks in box.

Socks on Knox and Knox in box.

Fox in socks on box on Knox.

Chicks with bricks come.
Chicks with blocks come.
Chicks with bricks and blocks and clocks come.

Look, sir. Look, sir. Mr. Knox, sir.
Let's do tricks with bricks and blocks, sir.
Let's do tricks with chicks and clocks, sir.

First, I'll make a quick trick brick stack.
Then I'll make a quick trick block stack.

You can make a quick trick chick stack.
You can make a quick trick clock stack.

And here's a new trick, Mr. Knox....
Socks on chicks and chicks on fox.
Fox on clocks on bricks and blocks.
Bricks and blocks on Knox on box.

Now we come to ticks and tocks, sir.
Try to say this Mr. Knox, sir....

Clocks on fox tick.
Clocks on Knox tock.
Six sick bricks tick.
Six sick chicks tock.

Please, sir. I don't like this trick, sir.
My tongue isn't quick or slick, sir.
I get all those ticks and clocks, sir,
mixed up with the chicks and tocks, sir.
I can't do it, Mr. Fox, sir.

I'm so sorry, Mr. Knox, sir.

Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say....

New socks.
Two socks.
Whose socks?
Sue's socks.

Who sews whose socks?
Sue sews Sue's socks.

Who sees who sew whose new socks, sir?
You see Sue sew Sue's new socks, sir.

That's not easy, Mr. Fox, sir.

Who comes? ...
Crow comes.
Slow Joe Crow comes.

Who sews crow's clothes?
Sue sews crow's clothes.
Slow Joe Crow sews whose clothes?
Sue's clothes.

Sue sews socks of fox in socks now.

Slow Joe Crow sews Knox in box now.

Sue sews rose on Slow Joe Crow's clothes.
Fox sews hose on Slow Joe Crow's nose.

Hose goes.
Rose grows.
Nose hose goes some.
Crow's rose grows some.

Mr. Fox!
I hate this game, sir.
This game makes my tongue quite lame, sir.

Mr. Knox, sir, what a shame, sir.

We'll find something new to do now.
Here is lots of new blue goo now.
New goo. Blue goo.
Gooey. Gooey.
Blue goo. New goo.
Gluey. Gluey.

Gooey goo for chewy chewing!
That's what that Goo-Goose is doing.
Do you choose to chew goo, too, sir?
If, sir, you, sir, choose to chew, sir,
with the Goo-Goose, chew, sir.
Do, sir.

Mr. Fox, sir,
I won't do it.
I can't say.
I won't chew it.

Very well, sir.
Step this way.
We'll find another game to play.

Bim comes.
Ben comes.
Bim brings Ben broom.
Ben brings Bim broom.

Ben bends Bim's broom.
Bim bends Ben's broom.
Bim's bends.
Ben's bends.
Ben's bent broom breaks.
Bim's bent broom breaks.

Ben's band. Bim's band.
Big bands. Pig bands.

Bim and Ben lead bands with brooms.
Ben's band bangs and Bim's band booms.

Pig band! Boom band!
Big band! Broom band!
My poor mouth can't say that. No, sir.
My poor mouth is much too slow, sir.

Well then... bring your mouth this way.
I'll find it something it can say.

Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.

Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

I can't blab such blibber blubber!
My tongue isn't make of rubber.

Mr. Knox. Now come now. Come now.
You don't have to be so dumb now....

Try to say this, Mr. Knox, please....

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.

Stop it! Stop it!
That's enough, sir.
I can't say such silly stuff, sir.

Very well, then, Mr. Knox, sir.

Let's have a little talk about tweetle beetles....

What do you know about tweetle beetles? Well...

When tweetle beetles fight,
it's called a tweetle beetle battle.

And when they battle in a puddle,
it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle.

AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle,
they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.

AND...

When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle
and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle...
...they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.

AND...

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle.

AND...

Now wait a minute, Mr. Socks Fox!

When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle
with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle,
THIS is what they call...

...a tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottled paddled
muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks, sir!

Fox in socks, our game is done, sir.
Thank you for a lot of fun, sir.

Clearly support for the KKK

[Victor Sullivan]

Fox is clearly infringing on Knox's inalienable right to gtfo.

-Sully

[john9blue]

Genuinely OT: (John and Scotty pushing their usual thread jacking snooze-fest material)

wtf are you talking about, my answer was the right answer bro

[Metsfanmax]

Genuinely OT: (John and Scotty pushing their usual thread jacking snooze-fest material)

wtf are you talking about, my answer was the right answer bro

Unless you've never read the Bible.

[Phatscotty]

Genuinely OT: (John and Scotty pushing their usual thread jacking snooze-fest material)

wtf are you talking about, my answer was the right answer bro

Unless you've never read the Bible.

I only read the part about the aliens

[rdsrds2120]

The Pedophile's Guide to Love & Pleasure: A Child-Lover's Code of Conduct

http://www.examiner.com/crime-in-norfol ... olestation

(note that the link is a bit outdated, Amazon did take the book off from sales once it was found).

-rd

[keiths31]

The Pedophile's Guide to Love & Pleasure: A Child-Lover's Code of Conduct

http://www.examiner.com/crime-in-norfol ... olestation

(note that the link is a bit outdated, Amazon did take the book off from sales once it was found).

-rd

Now this thread is about books you read...so...

[Haggis_McMutton]

@Scotty: was it worth it? gain anything from it?

@ j9b: you really read it? I could never quite bring up the courage to read more than a few segments.

@ lootifer: hah, I'm sure I saw that somewhere before, not sure where though, I might have to pick it up.

@AoG. interesting. was it worth it? I liked "the prince"

@Player. Ugh ... you're braver than me

The Pedophile's Guide to Love & Pleasure: A Child-Lover's Code of Conduct

Wait ... So you actually read it?
Also this might need a new thread, but Amazon shouldn't have taken that book down.



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Anyway, my books. I just couldn't decide between these 2 goldies:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hit_Man:_A ... ontractors


When I saw the movie about that idiot who used it as a guide for an actual homicide and that it was subsequently banned, I obviously had to download and read it immediately.
This was a long time ago, I don't really remember much of it, but I thought it was decent. Not near convincing enough to go "holy shit, by following these steps I could totally get away with murder" though. Jeez.

and

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/120_Days_of_Sodom


Erm, it was interesting. That guy's got some imagination I've got to say. (or at least I hope most of those were imagined).
Kind of comforting to know that no matter how fucked up a shock video you see, it's nothing new. "libertines" have been dreaming that shit up for centuries.

I actually kind of liked the style too, how he constantly switched from calling the protagonists villains or heroes. I'm actually kinda sorry he didn't get a chance to finish it properly.

[BoganGod]

The bible has to be the most fucked up book I've ever had the misfortune to read, incest, polygamy, murder, revolution, tax evasion, fake prophets, evil governments. Sounds just like julia andrews(flowers in the attic anyone) or the mormon church for that matter.

Blinded by the Right - reading it at present, seems to be pretty interesting.

Anything by or do with Sarah Palin is pretty scary. She could make the kiddies best seller "Spot goes for a walk" seem like an intellectual tour de force of minimalist wit.

[Johnny Rockets]

Better Yet:










JRock

[BoganGod]

Better Yet:










JRock

Thanks for finding that mate, I didn't want search it and end up on an evil spam list offering me utah wives.

[Pedronicus]

I hope people that monitor web inputs are aware that i was looking at this this thread before i typed in to Google "I fucked my Nan" trying to find a booK image that doesn't exist.

Now I've probably got a red flashing dot on someones screen at the Met Police over my address on a google map. FML

[PLAYER57832]

Better Yet:

....
[picture of Book of Mormon deleted to save space]

JRock

Thanks for finding that mate, I didn't want search it and end up on an evil spam list offering me utah wives.

So you are both of you saying you read that?

[Army of GOD]

@AoG. interesting. was it worth it? I liked "the prince"

Definitely. It has great historical anecdotes and it challenges basic morality. He references Machiavelli a lot too.

[demonfork]

I've read just about everything that there is to read and I'd say that Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs is by far the most fucked up...


2nd would be Pride & Prejudice.... I hate those stupid selfish cunts that Jane Austen loved to write about.

[nagerous]

Genuinely OT: (John and Scotty pushing their usual thread jacking snooze-fest material)


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy_%28novel%29

Was arguably one of the most messed up books i've ever read.

And yes I throughly enjoyed the satire.

Chuck Palanhuik novels are always fucked up.

[thegreekdog]

I spent some time thinking about a controversial or fucked up book I've read. I can't think of one. Apparently my interest in science fiction and fantasy, to the exclusion of all other genres, has made me vanilla.