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Fret not, the US government is looking after you!

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http://www.safenow.org/

Trust me, this site is legit.
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Some of these things are legit, like the one where you can lift weights off of you with a flashlight.

I also like the Vin Diesel one.
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:lol: :lol:
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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I like the one about conserving oxygen by not farting is most definitely legit.

Especially with some of the monsters I unleash.....
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I GOT SERVED wrote:I like the one about conserving oxygen by not farting is most definitely legit.

Especially with some of the monsters I unleash.....


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I laughed until my eyes bled.



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Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.
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To eliminate smallpox, wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand under a faucet with no sink.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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someone should do these for the pictures in the airplane safety booklets they look just like these :lol:
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After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

lol this is funny I wonder if any of this advice will save my life one day? and maybe its more helpful then the real site.
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I particularly liked this one

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MeDeFe wrote:I particularly liked this one

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If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.


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I dont know whether to take the advise seriously or not......


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i cracked up on that one.
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Come on now. Put some pep into your step.
You do not need to read the comments.
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You did not fall you were pushed.
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Oh god that was SO funny!
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