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kid on the way

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ok, so i havent released this news yet...

i have a baby boy on the way, my pull out game over the summer wasnt as strong as it had been in the past. so, february 29, or around there, i will be joining the ranks of fatherhood.

i may not be able to spend as much time with all of my insightful, helpful, jolly forum trolling. im giving you all a heads up here so when the time comes, you wont be that hurt.

time heals everything people. it will be all right.

ps. if this kid comes out black, i have some questions for my good friend owen.
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Congrats!... Hope he's healthy and strong.
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ronc8649 wrote:ps. if this kid comes out black, i have some questions for my good friend owen.


you obviously have forgotten what my child looks like and you definitely need to talk to jbrettlip, he is currently raising another of my chillin's...-Jésus noir
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Congrats on your little butt.
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iAmCaffeine wrote:Congrats on your little butt.


yes!! congrats!!! can't wait for the sitcom!!!-Jésus noir

so proud, ron!!!
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another ronc is going to grace this earth?
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Congrats ronc :)
Raz made me do it!
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ahhhh, the joys...

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I expect in about 9 years father and son will bond over trolling.
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DoomYoshi wrote:I expect in about 9 years father and son will bond over trolling.


let me translate that:



the black jesus has spoken...-jésus noir
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ronc8649 wrote: so, february 29, or around there, i will be joining the ranks of fatherhood.

Congratulations!

and ... I do believe this link is appropriate..
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=so ... FORM=VIRE4
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PLAYER57832 wrote:
ronc8649 wrote: so, february 29, or around there, i will be joining the ranks of fatherhood.

Congratulations!

and ... I do believe this link is appropriate..
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=so ... FORM=VIRE4


it absolutely sucks, but i don't want anyone wasting their time hitting a link to go off site, when you could just link it here, like the rest of us do. so, here is a link
to the shitty song... it is no Cat's In The Cradle, but he wanted it to go out to my boy, Ron Ron... sigh...



the black jesus hates fake country...-Jésus noir

p.s.-who uses Bing?! is that your default browser on AOL?
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did owen just mention a harry chapin song?

let me help you out with a harry chapin song you might not have heard.

try out bluesman. by harry chapin.

absolutely awesome.

and f*ck you doom yoshi.
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u mean bluesman. by hank williams jr.
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not much into Blue Man



i'm more of a two cellos type of guy... and fatherhood... welcome to the jungle, ron!!!!



YOU GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIEEE!!!-Jésus noir
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I'll just leave this here
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DoomYoshi wrote:u mean bluesman. by hank williams jr.



no, did i say hank williams jr. or did i say harry chapin?

google that shit fool.
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for those of you that dont have time for google....here you go.

youre welcome.


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here ya go kids.

enjoy.





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Sweet. Awesome news old fried. Grats!
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congrats ron- i hope to be saying the same thing in about a year
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Ltrain wrote:congrats ron- i hope to be saying the same thing in about a year


GOOD LUCK!!! here is a little video to help!!!



HAVE FUN STORMING THE CASTLE!!!-Jésus noir
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owenshooter wrote:
Ltrain wrote:congrats ron- i hope to be saying the same thing in about a year


GOOD LUCK!!! here is a little video to help!!!



HAVE FUN STORMING THE CASTLE!!!-Jésus noir


haha thx. it has been a little difficult since my wife gained 25 lbs in the last 10 years. Haha just playin- she was 87 lbs when we started dating 15 years ago i'll take the extra 25 :D
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