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Breakthrough in Incel Tech

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Introducing the latest advancement in incel technology: a full facial structure analysis completed in just a few seconds from a single picture. It's completely private and runs securely on your browser; no data is sent to our servers.
https://incel.tech

Here are my results:

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Here are Senator Josh Hawley's results:

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I was wearing glasses in the photo I used, so not sure if that impacted some of my scores.
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HIGHJACKING THIS THREAD AND TURNING IT INTO CRYPTO

Heres the Incel coin (on Solana) that this project references as proof of ownership. Current market cap a sad $500,000... NGMI

https://dexscreener.com/solana/c1juapdf ... zyb4vwnrpn
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I tried two other photos that gave me "noticeably long" midface ratio instead of "noticeably compact." So it seems like it's not measuring that metric well if you have wild swings like that. The rest were more-or-less accurate from picture to picture.
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I got perfect on Facial width to height ratio, and Canthal tilt... but apparently i have 'horribly close together eyes' and 'extremely uneven lips'
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mookiemcgee wrote:'extremely uneven lips'
This you?

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saxitoxin wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:'extremely uneven lips'
This you?

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lol, I've got way more facial hair... i think it covers my top lip so that's probably where uneven lips comes from.

I took the 'eyes way to close together' alot more personally.

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oh man that looks like fun.
first impression reading your bravely shared results was i thought: oh gosh, he's got down syndrome, lmao
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Murphalot wrote:oh man that looks like fun.
first impression reading your bravely shared results was i thought: oh gosh, he's got down syndrome, lmao
GFY!!!

Actually, I tried a different photo and got completely different results. Like six slots were perfect and I'm self-aware enough to know I'm not six-slot perfect. Though my lips were "horribly uneven" or something.
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