I, saxi, am known for my respectable - but average - scores at the CC war game. Many well-known people, like DDS, have endorsed my fun factor.
However, many people celebrate me as the undisputed champion of the CC Forums Game.
Here are some tips that will help you be a CC Forums Game success.
Tip 1/10: When making a forum post, it's a little stupid to make like a three word comment that depends on the content of 45 minutes worth of embedded videos with the expectation someone is going to actually sit through them prior to responding to your idiotic post. If no one is responding to your moronic posts, it's because no one is doing the pre-response homework you assigned, asshat. Embed a single, short video whose content complements your post and then provide an enticing textual hook!
More tips to follow!
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism
I know your known world is collapsing in regards to Trump, Ukraine invading Russia and turning russians into Sun Flower fertilizer, the shaky economy of China and the expansion of NATO.
Don't worry Saxi, jusplay4MAGA will come to your rescue and call me pathetic.
Pack Rat wrote:Can you make wine from your sour grapes Saxi?
Yes, but you have to chapetalize, like alot. And you are gonna need to force it through malolactic to try and minimize the harshness of the acidity because it's gonna be off the charts. You probably need to use potassium bicarbonate to try and bind out some of the tartaric acid. As with any de-acidification the earlier you do it the better, so ideally you do it during the juice phase (pre-fermentation). You will need to cold stabilize this prior to bottling because otherwise you are going to have a mess on your hands when someone puts a bottle in the fridge for a day.
Dukasaur wrote: That was the night I broke into St. Mike's Cathedral and shat on the Archibishop's desk
Tip 2/10: When responding to a thread about baroque opera, mycorrhizal networks, or duck netting, pivot the thread to be one about Donald Trump or Ukraine through three layered posts that gradually shift the conversation. This way you don't sound like an insane retard with the IQ of an asconoid
sponge.
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For example, best practice:
OP: Mycorrhizal networks are really fascinating and are an underappreciated part of nature.
Post 1: I agree mycorrhizal networks are important since they allow trees and plants to communicate, share nutrients, and even send distress signals when threatened. In fact, Ukrainian oblasts have adopted biomemetic design processes adapted from mycorrhizal networks to keep connected to organize anti-Russia resistance.
Post 2: The biomimicry of Ukrainian oblasts is surely a success in resistance to Russia.
Post 3: f*ck you, Putin dicksucker!
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Not best practice:
OP: Mycorrhizal networks are really fascinating and are an underappreciated part of nature.
Post 1: f*ck you, Putin dicksucker!
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism
Pack Rat wrote:Can you make wine from your sour grapes Saxi?
Yes, but you have to chapetalize, like alot. And you are gonna need to force it through malolactic to try and minimize the harshness of the acidity because it's gonna be off the charts. You probably need to use potassium bicarbonate to try and bind out some of the tartaric acid. As with any de-acidification the earlier you do it the better, so ideally you do it during the juice phase (pre-fermentation). You will need to cold stabilize this prior to bottling because otherwise you are going to have a mess on your hands when someone puts a bottle in the fridge for a day.
Looks like these sour grapes are very acidick and getting more acidick by the minute. Can you recommend a very strong alkaline, before these acidick grapes ruin this thread? I know a "glass of water" will not dilute these sour grapes.
Tip 3 - If you want to be a successful CC poster, do not clog the forum with the same stupid drivel. When you make a thread or post, it shouldn't kill brain cells, instead, it should be thought provoking and at the very least, aimed at another users shitty rating.
Tip 4 - Do you like women? So do we. Post that.
Tip 5 - Do you have a passion related to something political? It's likely been said. Find it, comment on it. Don't create another thread about it. Wait though? It's new you said? Then add it in the other two hundred threads made that's relevant to that topic.
Tip 6 - Memes are amazing. If you have a meme befitting the situation, post it. If you just post some willy nilly meme from some other goofball site for cheap laughs, we can and will make fun of you for it.
Tip 7 - China sucks.
Tip 8 - I am an all powerful, all knowing being. If you disagree with me on anything, my Dad will ban you from Xbox live for life, and he will also beat up your Dad. That'll show you, fuckin nerd
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Tip 5 - Do you have a passion related to something political? It's likely been said. Find it, comment on it. Don't create another thread about it. Wait though? It's new you said? Then add it in the other two hundred threads made that's relevant to that topic.
I followed this tip today. I saw a YouTube video of Barron Trump's motorcade leaving Trump Tower for his first day of school at NYU. I was about to create a thread about it titled "PRECIOUS CARGO COMING THROUGH" and then remembered this tip. So, instead, I just posted it to ralf's wall.
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism
mookiemcgee wrote:I'm glad Saxi is ok, I was worried he got caught up in the DOJ indictment on account of his posts here being secretly funded by Russia
mookiemcgee wrote:I'm glad Saxi is ok, I was worried he got caught up in the DOJ indictment on account of his posts here being secretly funded by Russia
Can you even imagine how IRATE I was when I read this?
Here I've been posting pro-Russia crap for ages and haven't seen an effing dollar.
Goddammit, saxi.
Howze many times haz I told you?
A ho that don't get PAID, is just a slut.
Look bitch, you'ze the hawtest piece of ass in this joint, all the johns say so. So the next time that ol' Rusky moneybags staggers in here so you'ze can sit on his lap for a bedtime story.
You'ze gonna make him PAY, ...and then you'ze gonna make him CUM.
Capiche?
mookiemcgee wrote:I'm glad Saxi is ok, I was worried he got caught up in the DOJ indictment on account of his posts here being secretly funded by Russia
mookiemcgee wrote:I'm glad Saxi is ok, I was worried he got caught up in the DOJ indictment on account of his posts here being secretly funded by Russia
Can you even imagine how IRATE I was when I read this?
Here I've been posting pro-Russia crap for ages and haven't seen an effing dollar.
It's probably better you didn't take the money, or your new overlords in the DOJ would have you bent over saying this like this
LOL. I may listen to his podcast today. I occasionally listen to it but I can only stand the first 30 minutes. After about 30 minutes he starts talking in his weirdly staccato voice and launching into these long, tortured metaphors.
If his podcast were a half hour it'd be great. But two hours? Naw, fam.
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism
