the Scheduled Maintenance is here!! earlier i was in a corner in my darkened house with CC on my laptop, praying it wasn't all going to come to an end. however, if CC did come to an end, i was prepared!! luckily i found this CC preparedness list online and am ready:
Things to buy:
Vienna sausages (in barbecue sauce): that extra nutrition from the sauce means extra corpses in your pile
D cell batteries: Even when they're out of juice, they're usefull. Perfect to power your laptop or as ammo for your slingshot
Porn: this is important, stock up now, because the online stores are sure to jack up the prices later
Ammo, Ammo, Ammo: cannot be stressed enough, if you've got enough ammo, you can forget stockpiling anything else, just take what you need as you need it
What you can do to prepare now:
Get used to drinking your own urine, it takes a while, but you'll start to like it
Dig trenches around your house, you'll appreciate these when the mods and/or question marks attack
Start saving greasy rags, when your life depends on starting a fire, you'll want plenty of these combustable beauties on hand
The most important thing to do now:
START KILLING EARLY, when you have to defend your life, you'll appreciate the practice
Things to remember:
Women will exchange sex for protection (looking at you, fwblb)
animals will exchange sex for protection
Smaller, weaker ranked players will exchange sex for protection (hunting tip ladies, if you've got enought ammo, you'll have your pick of all the unprepared men)
Most animals are tasty, just stay away from the gristle based life forms and blowfish
Most people are tasty (all that murder's paying off now isn't it?)
If necessary, your toes are probably tasty, and there are plenty of other useless body parts just waiting to be eaten.
Finally, remember, once that clock strikes 4am on the 4th, murder is legal, so have fun!-0
p.s.-one day, we will all remember where we were, when the clock struck 4am on 12/4!!!
You must be high 24/7.
