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We are calling out any other clans - need some education on how to drink beer and hell, why not, brew it as well...
Age 14-17 after...finding.....drink beer and giggle ridiculously(Not recommended)
18-21 drink and giggle ridiculously with silly games to encourage more drinking (not recommended)
21-25 drink at the best clubs with the hottest women imaginable
25-30 drink everywhere, and possibly more often, but 1/20th your past consumption
30-35 drink at weddings, games, poker
35-39.364 drink socially, but substitue less fattening drinks such as wine to convince yourself its healthy
40 drink a lot
40.001-49.364 drink at dinner parties, dinner, after dealing with your children, after work....etc, etc....
50 play quarters and drink far too much with new 20 year old girlfriend, trying to be young at heart.
50.001 go back to wife to insure you live
50.002 drink in celebration of your return home
50. 003-60 drink at games, occasional dinner, but much less frequently.
60-80 drink beer whenever you want... whats the difference?
80-100 no need for beer... nature and medical treatments will supply the intoxication for you
*1-110.. never while driving.. its just stupid
18-21 drink and giggle ridiculously with silly games to encourage more drinking (not recommended)
21-25 drink at the best clubs with the hottest women imaginable
25-30 drink everywhere, and possibly more often, but 1/20th your past consumption
30-35 drink at weddings, games, poker
35-39.364 drink socially, but substitue less fattening drinks such as wine to convince yourself its healthy
40 drink a lot
40.001-49.364 drink at dinner parties, dinner, after dealing with your children, after work....etc, etc....
50 play quarters and drink far too much with new 20 year old girlfriend, trying to be young at heart.
50.001 go back to wife to insure you live
50.002 drink in celebration of your return home
50. 003-60 drink at games, occasional dinner, but much less frequently.
60-80 drink beer whenever you want... whats the difference?
80-100 no need for beer... nature and medical treatments will supply the intoxication for you
*1-110.. never while driving.. its just stupid
