hehe..i'm still giggling now....
This morning, when jostling with the rugger-buddy history club within my university dormotory, discussing the merits of johnny wilkonsons thighs, a chap who I know from my history classes came bustling into the room....he's a rather short chap with spectacles on and buck-teeth.
Anyway, he wanted me to check over his final dissatation, discussing the importance of pre-colonial sociological contentions of the pacificistic royalists of the eastern penisula of madagascar and the subsequent degratification and demobilisation of armed feral youngsters across the african continent circa 1593, whilst contrasting archaic asian media's take on these events to the lack of sentimentality contained within early writings between north african tribes and inuit huntsmen.......easy stuff I hear you say.
Well, to be quite honest, as I flicked through his work, I thought "my cup does not runneth over"...I mean, it was only 1200 pages, and on a number of occasions, he was using extremely small snippets from our history facaulties extensive book collection...
I looked at him, chucked his paper on the table, and said "you know what, lawrence? You're quite "short-cited"
hehehe, me and my dorm buddies then gave him a wedgie, and ran down the corridor, slapping each others' bottoms.
