jonesthecurl, share your views

[pimpdave]

Mr. Thecurl,

You are very interesting and smart and stuff. Please tell us your views on things, as well as on stuff. Everyone, please suggest a category for Mr. Thecurl to share his views. After he shares his views, someone can suggest a new category. I will start.


Your Avatar: How long have you been Cobra Commander, the whole time passing yourself off as interested in world domination only as a game to play on the interweb?

[jonesthecurl]

Taking cobras is just a hobby with me.
As is world domination.

[Snorri1234]

GET OUT OF HERE!

[pancakemix]

GET OUT OF HERE!

Conquer Club is not associated with RISK or Hasbro in any way.

[Iliad]

GET OUT OF HERE!

what have you done!

[muy_thaiguy]

Which seems to be more bearable:
Decapitation
or
Castration?

Which would you be:
Sadist
or
Masochist
or
hector?

[jonesthecurl]

Hmm - close call. you couldn't give head if you were decapitated, and you couldn't give a f*ck if you were castrated.
I've already had a vasectomy tho.
So I can't conceive what the right answer would be.

on the sader/masoch scale, I don't like to inflict pain, tho I do have a limited capacity for enjoying it - so what the hector, let's say masochist.

Not too hard now. be gentle with me.

[jonesthecurl]

GET OUT OF HERE!

Not sure waht that's from - is it in some way tied to the comics bad guys organisation COBRA?

In which casssse, I definately cannot ssssay that I am in any way asssocitaed with it.

[apey]

beef or chicken

and

pepsi or coke

[jonesthecurl]

apey, you know me for the foodie I am.

In general, chicken. (Though I prefer Turkey, king of meats). But, since i have been in the US I have discovered the Philly Cheesesteak, the USA's greatest contribution to fine cuisine, so I can't go 100%.

Cola brands? Not particular these days, though I'd say Pepsi out of those two.
There was a time when they didn't make allergy medicines which you could drink alcohol with, and at that time I became a cola connoisseur. In those days, I was all for Canada Dry with a thin slice of lime.

[apey]

well I am hungry so let us carry on

what is the best fruit in your opinion

[jonesthecurl]

If I'm allowed Tomato (pronounced to-mah-tow) as a fruit, then that.
If not, then Pineapple.
Although, at the party the other night, I made an Eton Mess using raspberries, which was far better than I expected.
Nobody, but nobody had just one bowl.

Have you ever had a fruit pizza? They are startlingly good. I recommend thin, with kiwi fruit banana apple and raspberry.

[apey]

never have had a fruit pizza but I may just figure out how to make one. That might get my daughter to eat something healthy with out making her sit at the table for hours

And yes tomato is a fruit so you are allowed but not many people know that

[pimpdave]

Mr. Thecurl,

Please share your views.


Chicks From Singapore: Is it just that none of the ugly ones come to the USA, or is it that there ARE NONE?

[jonesthecurl]

Mr. Thecurl,

Please share your views.


Chicks From Singapore: Is it just that none of the ugly ones come to the USA, or is it that there ARE NONE?

Now here, i admit, you have hit on a spot on which I am ignorant. Shocking I know, please do all feel free to sit down for a moment (oh, you already are). I knew only one Singaporese girl in the Uk, and she was v attractive. I'm not sure that I've met any here yet - and certainly no ugly ones. But then I've never been to Singapore. Perhaps they keep the dogs in a pound.

[Snorri1234]

GET OUT OF HERE!

Not sure waht that's from - is it in some way tied to the comics bad guys organisation COBRA?

In which casssse, I definately cannot ssssay that I am in any way asssocitaed with it.

It's the Cobra Commander from G.I. Joe, leader of the terrorists organization Cobra.

[jonesthecurl]

We never had GI Joe - he morphed into Action Man in the Uk and had a whole new set of villains.

[pimpdave]

We never had GI Joe - he morphed into Action Man in the Uk and had a whole new set of villains.

All the better to conceal your true identity, Cobra Commander.


CONFESS!

[jonesthecurl]

[cough]BWAAAH HAAAA HAAAA HAAAAA!!! [cough]

[jonesthecurl]

Here's a new place for your walkies. Come on boy.

[apey]

there is a sex sells thread in GD for suggsies smilie walk

[Juan_Bottom]

Is it ok to masterbate with hot sauce?

Also, will I be rich when I grow up?

[Frigidus]

COBRA!!!

[jonesthecurl]

there is a sex sells thread in GD for suggsies smilie walk

Thank you, I'll let him free for a run there tomorrow.

[jonesthecurl]

Is it ok to masterbate with hot sauce?

Also, will I be rich when I grow up?

A: depends whether you're gonna eat it afterwards.

B: depends whether you start your own line of hot sace with added all-natural ingredients.