She said she wants to be sure I stay with her and make sure I don't use my Economics degree until she is done getting her degree in two years. I have built up a good reputation at Target in the past few months, and I hope it will look good for when I can apply to corporate to use my degree.
So today she said she needed some leverage, so she took pics of my flaccid penis, she wrote on my stomach that "John is Sarah's 1 inch bitch (arrow to penis)" and took more pics. I agreed since I know they will never get out since I wouldn't betray her. But now I kind of regret it... maybe she will start to use these for more benefits, like how she wants me to DD for her and her friends when they go to clubs she says I am too old to go to (I am 23 she is 20).
The thing is my dick literally QUADRUPLES in size, so it is in no way small.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
so your an uncle who has a girlfriend and allegedly messes (almost forgot i wasn't in flame wars for a second) around with your cousin, even if this is true thats sad...
..and you built a reputation at target!!! LOL sad sad sad
When I had a nasty operation on my leg, they gave me some nasty nasty stuff to anaesthetise me. I got up several hours later to hobble, with a crutch, to the bathroom. I noticed a curious side-effect of the knock-out drug was that my willy had shrunk amazingly - it was not reassuring. But even then, it was over an inch long. Not boasting, just pointing out that if your willy is that small you prolly haven't reached puberty yet.
jonesthecurl wrote:When I had a nasty operation on my leg, they gave me some nasty nasty stuff to anaesthetise me. I got up several hours later to hobble, with a crutch, to the bathroom. I noticed a curious side-effect of the knock-out drug was that my willy had shrunk amazingly - it was not reassuring. But even then, it was over an inch long. Not boasting, just pointing out that if your willy is that small you prolly haven't reached puberty yet.
Hey man, some are growers, others are showers.
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.
Do your math next time. You can't have a 15/16 year old daughter if you're 23.
