I'm all excited!

[heavenly29]

So I'm off to V festival tomorrow and I'm excited! Hairs been dyed red, 90litre rucksack is getting packed as I write! Just wondering if anyone else has been to any festivals this year?

[Juan_Bottom]

V festival?

Vagina Festival?
Vendetta Festival?
Ventriloquist Festival?
Venerial disease Festival?


??????

[zzzzrri]

So I'm off to V festival tomorrow and I'm excited! Hairs been dyed red, 90litre rucksack is getting packed as I write! Just wondering if anyone else has been to any festivals this year?

I bet you're all excited, you filthy little minx...getting all drunk, pretending you're cool listening to "razorlight", "The killers" or whatever shite bands they have on this year , then getting gang banged in your tent at 4am in the morning most nights by a bunch of broody blackmen, in replace for heavily cut cocaine and shit dope.

Have a fooking good time.

[zzzzrri]

BTW, which location you going to? i'll get a few of my homies on the case, good lads, no viral infections or anything...mind they're all pretty savage, which i'm guessing floats your little sordid boat, eh?

[heavenly29]

V festival?

Vagina Festival?
Vendetta Festival?
Ventriloquist Festival?
Venerial disease Festival?


??????

haha no V stands for Virgin, but not as in were all virgins! Richard Bransons virgin company runs V festival lol

[heavenly29]

So I'm off to V festival tomorrow and I'm excited! Hairs been dyed red, 90litre rucksack is getting packed as I write! Just wondering if anyone else has been to any festivals this year?

I bet you're all excited, you filthy little minx...getting all drunk, pretending you're cool listening to "razorlight", "The killers" or whatever shite bands they have on this year , then getting gang banged in your tent at 4am in the morning most nights by a bunch of broody blackmen, in replace for heavily cut cocaine and shit dope.

Have a fooking good time.

seriously if I thought I was cool listening to razorlight that would be a terrible existence, I'd rather eat my own shit than listen to them lol. No offence to anyone who does, they just arent my thing!

I'll be rocking out to the prodigy and muse please, yes getting all drunk, definatley no gang bangs! eek! Drugs not my thing, I can have fun without the need for any of that shit!

And you bet I will have a seriously good time!

[heavenly29]

BTW, which location you going to? i'll get a few of my homies on the case, good lads, no viral infections or anything...mind they're all pretty savage, which i'm guessing floats your little sordid boat, eh?

I'm going to the stafford site, UK. It really is the best site.

I'm going with my boyfriend and about 30 friends, however if your homies want a drink and a laugh they are more than welcome to join us!

P.S You dont want to know what floats my sordid little boat

[heavenly29]

www.vfestival.com

[heavenly29]

well I'm biased because I live in staffordshire, but I had a great time when I lived In devon and Cornwall, now those really are great places to live

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[heavenly29]

I live the other side of staffordshire in the south, lichfield

[darvlay]

www.vfestival.com

Wow... that line-up is extremely... uh... what's the word?... British.

Yeah, a big steaming pile of British.

[pimpdave]

Muse is a great band. Tight as hell in concert. Should be a great show. Let us know if they're playing any new stuff, I can't wait for a new album.

[Nickbaldwin]

Staffordshire is the don.

[Snorri1234]

Muse is a great band. Tight as hell in concert. Should be a great show. Let us know if they're playing any new stuff, I can't wait for a new album.

Muse is cool.

[packrat31306]

this is very entertaining! you guys are so interesting.......lol! live it up girly! and send me a rock!

[darvlay]

this is very entertaining! you guys are so interesting.......lol! live it up girly! and send me a rock!

I think "comedy" is misspelled in your signature.

[danodukebb]

Have Fun!!

I haven't been able to go to any festivals seeing as I cannot legally leave the state of north carolina and i've been busy paying off my lawyer, but I Do get to go see O.A.R. next month!!!

[pimpdave]

this is very entertaining! you guys are so interesting.......lol! live it up girly! and send me a rock!

I think "comedy" is misspelled in your signature.

I think you need to look up the word "comity", dude.

[darvlay]

this is very entertaining! you guys are so interesting.......lol! live it up girly! and send me a rock!

I think "comedy" is misspelled in your signature.

I think you need to look up the word "comity", dude.

Well shave my tits and call me Mary, you learn sumthin' new everyday.

[pimpdave]

this is very entertaining! you guys are so interesting.......lol! live it up girly! and send me a rock!

I think "comedy" is misspelled in your signature.

I think you need to look up the word "comity", dude.

Well shave my tits and call me Mary, you learn sumthin' new everyday.

And yes, the pun is intended.

[darvlay]

this is very entertaining! you guys are so interesting.......lol! live it up girly! and send me a rock!

I think "comedy" is misspelled in your signature.

I think you need to look up the word "comity", dude.

Well shave my tits and call me Mary, you learn sumthin' new everyday.

And yes, the pun is intended.

Well, if we're all being honest here. I actually already knew what "Comity" meant and was being facetious. My original comment was meant to imply that the play-on-words was not very comedic. Not surprisingly, my comment was a terrible failure on all accounts and levels. But at least we have this retarded banter to show for it.

[pimpdave]

I think "comedy" is misspelled in your signature.

I think you need to look up the word "comity", dude.

Well shave my tits and call me Mary, you learn sumthin' new everyday.

And yes, the pun is intended.

Well, if we're all being honest here. I actually already knew what "Comity" meant and was being facetious. My original comment was meant to imply that the play-on-words was not very comedic. Not surprisingly, my comment was a terrible failure on all accounts and levels. But at least we have this retarded banter to show for it.

Well, see, the people voting suggest that it's a committee, not comedy. Although it is comedy that a committee would sentence one to death by comity.

So I'm not sure we're entirely on the same page yet, but you're getting there.

I suspect you didn't find it comedic because you didn't get the joke, it being borne out of a group of friends' inside joking, after all.

[packrat31306]

I think "comedy" is misspelled in your signature.

I think you need to look up the word "comity", dude.

Well shave my tits and call me Mary, you learn sumthin' new everyday.

And yes, the pun is intended.

Well, if we're all being honest here. I actually already knew what "Comity" meant and was being facetious. My original comment was meant to imply that the play-on-words was not very comedic. Not surprisingly, my comment was a terrible failure on all accounts and levels. But at least we have this retarded banter to show for it.

did you try to call me stupid? like maybe i didn't know what i representing?!?!?!?!?!? whoa whoa whoa......back this train up bwoy!

[Juan_Bottom]

I'm in DBC and you're all acting stupid.

[pimpdave]

I'm in DBC and you're all acting stupid.

That's it, I vote death!