What will you do when The Zombies come?

[UCAbears]

I will gather my friends and form a Convoy. My plan is to go to Wal Mart, Because of 1.Food, 2.Guns, 3, Video Games and Computers. When we get in there will be no doubt zombies in there. We'll Kill anyone who has a bite. Just to make sure they aren't lying we will have them strip down butt ass naked and check them I dont effin care. Then we will take anything we can and barricade the glass doors and such and block off all the normal doors with anything we can find. Finally, we will live and survive in the store forever with all the food and games we could ask for.

[Frigidus]

Well, since I'm far enough outside of Chicago that I wouldn't be raped by radiation I'd probably fill all the tubs in my house with water, store everything I can on the second floor and knock out the staircase. Thank you Zombie Survival Guide.

[Snorri1234]

Well, since I'm far enough outside of Chicago that I wouldn't be raped by radiation I'd probably fill all the tubs in my house with water, store everything I can on the second floor and knock out the staircase. Thank you Zombie Survival Guide.

I still think the wallmart is a better option.

Ofcourse, we don't have such a thing here...

[Juan_Bottom]

You're all fools. My plan is 100% better, mostly because I actually have a fear of Zombies. I do suffer from horride nightmares. But as it is very good, I cannot share any details.
Anyway, don't trust the Zombe Survival Guide, it makes too many assumptions, and will get you killed. Do you even own a Shaolin Spade? No... of course not.
Anyway, the stars thing is for very short term only.

Wal*Mart is a decent idea.. but not very long term either, as cost cutting has made them less of a fortress of solitude. You should take some cement bags with you, so that you can cement up the warehouse loading bays, and all doors. Only thing, there is no where to go, once you're trapped inside. Not to mention the parishability of foods..
Your biggest problem will be the hundreds of others with the same idea...

[Snorri1234]

The best idea is just turning into a zombie and hunting your friends.

[UCAbears]

Until they blow your head off right?> The thing with wal mart, is that they have all kinds of can foods in the shopping area plus more and more in the back storage so i wouldn't have a problem with food i dont think. The way I see it, There won't be hundreds with the same idea because they will already be zombies. But who knows they may survive the first day too.

[Snorri1234]

Until they blow your head off right?> The thing with wal mart, is that they have all kinds of can foods in the shopping area plus more and more in the back storage so i wouldn't have a problem with food i dont think. The way I see it, There won't be hundreds with the same idea because they will already be zombies. But who knows they may survive the first day too.

There are way too many people who've seen zombie-movies. Though there won't be hundreds of people coming to the wallmart, I'm sure there will be quite a lot.

[UCAbears]

True... I guess I'll just have to kill them too....

[Juan_Bottom]

True... I guess I'll just have to kill them too....

The best thing is to use them. Organize them quickly, and use them to your advantage.

[UCAbears]

True... I guess I'll just have to kill them too....

The best thing is to use them. Organize them quickly, and use them to your advantage.

Unless they are eating all the food. For then they won't have anymore head.

[Juan_Bottom]

True... I guess I'll just have to kill them too....

The best thing is to use them. Organize them quickly, and use them to your advantage.

Unless they are eating all the food. For then they won't have anymore head.

No... you gotta send them out... rescue missions, and survival gear. If the were to come back, great you got the goods. If not, no harm to you.
Most people should be broken, and tramatized from the start.

[pancakemix]

Well, since I'm far enough outside of Chicago that I wouldn't be raped by radiation I'd probably fill all the tubs in my house with water, store everything I can on the second floor and knock out the staircase. Thank you Zombie Survival Guide.

Best book I ever read.

[Juan_Bottom]

Well, since I'm far enough outside of Chicago that I wouldn't be raped by radiation I'd probably fill all the tubs in my house with water, store everything I can on the second floor and knock out the staircase. Thank you Zombie Survival Guide.

Best book I ever read.

NOOOOOO!!!!!

It is going to get you all killed.

[Frigidus]

Well, since I'm far enough outside of Chicago that I wouldn't be raped by radiation I'd probably fill all the tubs in my house with water, store everything I can on the second floor and knock out the staircase. Thank you Zombie Survival Guide.

I still think the wallmart is a better option.

Ofcourse, we don't have such a thing here...

The only problem with Walmart is the accessibility. It's huge, full of supplies, and has glass windows all over. Anybody with a gun that desperately needs food or shelter would try to take the place, and unless you're one hell of a shot you won't be able to hold off everyone that wants to try.

My house strategy only works assuming that the invasion is temporary of course. If we're talking fall of governments level outbreaks the best place to be would be somewhere in the mountains, where nobody would be.

[UCAbears]

I'd make them think it was ok. Then when they are sleeping one by one kill them and throw them off the roof. And the next day say I saw them go up to the roof but I went back to sleep. Then they will slowly be picked off.

[Snorri1234]

Well, since I'm far enough outside of Chicago that I wouldn't be raped by radiation I'd probably fill all the tubs in my house with water, store everything I can on the second floor and knock out the staircase. Thank you Zombie Survival Guide.

I still think the wallmart is a better option.

Ofcourse, we don't have such a thing here...

The only problem with Walmart is the accessibility. It's huge, full of supplies, and has glass windows all over. Anybody with a gun that desperately needs food or shelter would try to take the place, and unless you're one hell of a shot you won't be able to hold off everyone that wants to try.

My house strategy only works assuming that the invasion is temporary of course. If we're talking fall of governments level outbreaks the best place to be would be somewhere in the mountains, where nobody would be.

True. Wallmart is a little easy to take, even if you're a zombie.

[UCAbears]

THe only windows in the wal mart where I live are the glass doors on the east and west side. Other then that no windows.

[Frigidus]

THe only windows in the wal mart where I live are the glass doors on the east and west side. Other then that no windows.

Fair enough, but if its just you and 2 or 3 buds any large group of nomads (sure to develop in a zombie scenario) might be enough to get past the choke point, or last least get off a lucky shot. If you barricaded the doors I suppose you'd be better off, but if a large enough group wanted in, they'd get in.

EDIT: Anyone into this kind of stuff should check out Dead Rising, it's a pretty sweet zombie apocalypse comic.

[UCAbears]

Anyone ever watched Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead which is more of a comedy, Resident Evil 1 2 and 3 or Diary of the Dead. THeres Land of the Dead also but that movie was stupid.

[Snorri1234]

Anyone ever watched Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead which is more of a comedy, Resident Evil 1 2 and 3 or Diary of the Dead. THeres Land of the Dead also but that movie was stupid.

No. Watching zombie-movies is something that is not done by people on the internet, don't be stupid.

[Bavarian Raven]

u guys can all die in your shopping malls while i survive out in the mountains

[Neoteny]

I'm sure as hell not going to look out any fucking windows.

[Grooveman2007]

Phhhh...easy.
1. Ditch my house, it's one story with numerous entrances, far too easy to surround and overwelm.
2. Hitch my trailer to my truck and fill it with as much gas, food, weapons, ammo, medicine, cloathing, seeds, tools, and camping equipment.
3. Gather a handful of my closest friends (one of whom is a doctor) and head out to the hinterland. Most likley the boggy woodlands of the Minnesota-Ontario border. There we will build a raft and float out to an island on one of the many lakes, build a compound, use the lake for food and the surrounding trees for materials. Once we clear-cut the island we will plant the seeds and hold out untill the zombies are quelled or humanity is destroied.

[jonesthecurl]

Probably offer them a nice cup of tea, and say "can't we settle this amicably?"

Or alternatively hand them their missions from the "Cobra Zombies" cabinet, and send them off to pre-arranged targets like Wal Mart and the mountains.

It just depends who you believe really, there's no evidence either way.

[pimpdave]

Seriously, I would make my way to the nearest National Guard Armory. I would show my credentials and be issued militiaman status, and granted armament. Probably some good heavy duty shit.

Then we would mos def secure supplies, Grocery stores, Targets, whatever was available, while also running search and rescue/destroy missions.

Securing a working hospital and preserving the safety of doctors and technicians would be crucial. A good triage get set up immediately to distinguish zombie virus from the merely injured, and shotguns on every human in the first response units. (This would be the only scenario where being an American would fucking rule, cause we'd all be running around armed to the fucking teeth, Rambo style. Hearkening back to our Revolutionary roots.)

We'd survive. Casualties would be high. If my whole family was wiped out, I might not hesitate to give up my life in a sacrifice, or I wouldn't care about dying. I'd probably make a good zombie killer, till my brains got snacked on. But I'd take as many with me as possible, and try to get in a tank crew, or an armored personnel carrier or something. The Nat'l Guard has that stuff.