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You know how when you cum, your dick makes this high-pitched, squealy noise? Well, when I did came earlier, it sounded like the first three notes to the National Anthem. XFD I laughed so hard.
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SnakeySnakey wrote:You know how when you cum, your dick makes this high-pitched, squealy noise? Well, when I did came earlier, it sounded like the first three notes to the National Anthem. XFD I laughed so hard.


I know, right?
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I think you've confused your penis with a pig.
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I think he's confused a pig with his penis.
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...and a sheep.
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that is by far not normal... I recommend seeing a doctor...
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ewwww man why does it make a noise......
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sam_levi_11 wrote:ewwww man why does it make a noise......


You mean yours doesn't?

Odd.
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mine sometimes sings the Ode to joy.
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mine clicks like a dolphin... in certain cases i have found it invaluable for echo location.
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"What's that flipper? the soap is under my knee?"
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jonesthecurl wrote:"What's that flipper? the soap is under my knee?"



haha .. but more like "what's that flipper? hang a right by the cervix .. and straight on past the truck-stop!?"
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Mine sometimes barks when a foxy lady walks by, and i have to employ typical fart strategy ( i.e. looking askance at a person next to me). If there's no one nearby, it can prove to be embarrassing, but hey - the lady should take it as a compliment, right?


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"...he's real friendly, miss. He won't bite, honest."
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Mine plays a rousing rendition of 'Jerusalem' while I masturbate, but is curiously silent at my moments of climax.
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he may not bite
but he will shove his nose in your crotch sniff and slobber :oops:
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Classy. And streotypically British.

(that was in response to DM, not Apey - though that's stereotypically British, if not so classy)
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