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Many of you have been lead to believe that a group of rebels blew up the 2nd Death Star. I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news but you guys need to have your eyes opened. If you are the type of person who believes that "The Rebellion" brought down the Death Star by firing on the main reactor while still inside its' structure then you are probably gullible enough to believe that Wookies can operate an AT-ST Walker.
Please look at footage of the 1st Death Star being annihilated:
Battle of Yavin footage
Please notice how there was an immediate disintegration with parts of the original Death Star expanding outward and the initial flame from the burst diminishing in power in only seconds.
Now please look at footage we've obtained from the 2nd Death Star being destroyed:
Battle of Endor footage
Did you catch that?!! @7:10
"Alright Wedge, go for the power regulator on the north tower"
Uh...power regulator?!! What happened to destroying it by just hitting the main reactor via a thermal exhaust port like in the Battle of Yavin...hmmmmmm
Now think about this...@ 7:14 Wedge Antilles (if you believe it's actually him) says, "I'm already on my way out" How could this be possible if laser fire hadn't even begun!!!!!
Finally, look @ 7:30 - 8:05 of the video. What do we see? A slow, burning fire. Not an immediate explosion! It takes a full 35 seconds to slow-burn outwardly, thus giving Lando & Co. to barely escape (how convenient...hmmm). Keep in mind that Luke was able to escape with Darth Vader (formerly a member of the old Jedi order) during this entire escapade! Luke later recounted how he had watched the explosion from about 6 parsecs away when the Death Star was destroyed...hmmmmm.
Galactic Empire-manufactured metal does not slow-burn like that...it disintegrates immediately. It's outer space, people!!!
I've taken the time to gather some quotes from others who have raised concern over this issue. It's time that we confront the truth no matter how difficult it is to accept. If you've had questions on this...YOU ARE NOT ALONE! Now is not the time to be silent. Follow in the footsteps of these other brave individuals:
"Mee-sa has ahlways been somethin suspicious of theesa reports of a slowsa burnin' fire from Da Endor Battle. Iza been a tryin' and a tryin' to get to da bottom of da whole thing. But evwy time mee-sa been close to undacoverin' da truth it get-sa buried in da committees in da Senate. Somduns a fishy boutsa da whole thing and smells as bad as a Goober Fish!!!" - Former senator of Naboo, Jar Jar Binks
"My son, in the time before your home planet, Krypton, blew up <garbled>.....observed.....<garbled>....long time ago in a galaxy far, far away from our planet....<garbled>.....was battle near Endor moon. We did not interfere but only observed. It was obvious to us that this group of rebels had not destroyed their enemy's weapon's station with normal phaser blasts but rather they probably.....<garbled>......and then.....<garbled>....vote Ron Paul....<garbled>....should anyone ask" - voice of Jor-El in a partial transmission recovered from a broken Kryptonian shard found in Superman's Fortress of Solitude
"The Emperor and I were very tight. You could almost say we were chums. We both belonged to BOGED (Brotherhood of Galactic Evil Dictators). It was he who came up with the brilliant idea of trapping the Rebels in an ambush using Bothan spies as bait. It's hardly feasible that he would let a lowly group of rebels simply destroy his most powerful weapon with just a few shots to a power regulator. I will miss him at the charades contest when we evil dictators hold our annual convention next year. I think he also owes me 5 bucks!" - Ming the Merciless
"I have no time for people who carelessly repeat the notion that a power regulator lead to the demise of the Empire's Death Star near Endor. That's like saying I was able to blow up "The Nostromo" in Alien by lighting a match in the galley." - Ellen Ripley, Warrant Officer & mineral ore researcher
"It is purely illogical that such a plan to destroy such a technologically superior weapon's station would succeed. Despite my repeated attempts to gain an audience with participants engaged in the battle, I have been denied access. I believe that those covering up the real nature of the Death Star's destruction know that should I gain access...I could perform a Vulcan mind-meld on beings such as Admiral Ackbar, Lando Calrissian, or some of the Ewoks and uncover the truth. Live long and prosper." - Mr. Spock, 1st Officer to Capt. James T. Kirk, USS Enterprise
"While leading the last remaining survivors of a rag-tag fleet across the galaxy in search of Earth...our long-range scanners picked up an explosion coming from Endor. At first it was so weak we believed that some silly malfunctioning Cylons had crashed into each other. When we learned later that the Death Star had exploded and that The Rebellion had taken credit for it, both Colonel Tigh and I agreed that it would have registered a much more distinctive mark on our instruments. I remember both Apollo & Starbuck simultaneously exclaiming on the bridge, 'Inside Job'!! I agree" - Adama, Commander of The Galactica
"I'm sorry, It is not permissible for me to allow humans to believe in this cover up" - HAL 9000, on-board computer assistant of The Discovery
"The Death Star blown up by the Millennium Falcon & an X-Wing Fighter?!!....Haha. Don't make me laugh. Next thing you'll be telling me that Wilma Deering doesn't dig my chest hair...ROFL!!" - Buck Rogers, Captain of Ranger III Space Shuttle (now residing on 25th century Earth)
"Oh yes, yes, yes. Good heavens, yes! I've heard how the fabled group of ruffians known as Rebels made such a daring attack against The Empire. Well tell me now, sheeples of the universe...are you all as dense as Neptune all the time or only when spoon-fed the official Galactic Republic version of events? Ha! I scoff at the New Republic Commission's Report." - Dr. Zachary Smith, Intergalactic Psychology & Environmental Specialist, Jupiter 2 spacecraft
You guys don't have to be afraid to speak up. As you can see, there have been others willing to risk their reputations in order to get to the truth! There's a war for your mind...I just pray it's not too late for most of you to wake up. This whole thing reeks of Bantha poo-doo!
