Something has been bothering me for a while now

[MeDeFe]

So which one would you choose?

[thegreekdog]

Apparently the reverse mermaid has the "equipment" on her lower half. Are we assuming that the mermaid does not have such equipment?

[DirtyDishSoap]

Tits dont have a hole.
Reverse wins with a giant paper bag over it.

[muy_thaiguy]

Tits dont have a hole.
Reverse wins with a giant paper bag over it.

Tits, no. Mouth, yes.

[MeDeFe]

Apparently the reverse mermaid has the "equipment" on her lower half. Are we assuming that the mermaid does not have such equipment?

That is exactly what we are assuming.

[KoolBak]

I find this hilarious Such an easy choice.........

[bedub1]

something smells fishy

[Frigidus]

As desperate as I'm sure I'd get on that island, that reverse mermaid is like something direct from a Lovecraft story. I'd still go for the first one.

[Optimus Prime]

Standard mermaid for the win. The available options are far more numerous with the breasts and mouth available than with just the equipment down south.

[pimpdave]

Standard mermaid for the win. The available options are far more numerous with the breasts and mouth available than with just the equipment down south.

Please mods, more posts like this. Avoid the baiting and polarizing of your customers (leave that to us) and just have fun.

Good show Optimus, good leadership. Thanks.

And I'm being sincere here. It's nice to see a non-political post from a mod in which that mod voices an opinion.

[Crazyirishman]

I wonder how option A goes to the bathroom.

[Jonasty]

....

[jonesthecurl]

I wonder how option A goes to the bathroom.

same as any fish.

[jbrettlip]

I wonder how option A goes to the bathroom.

Why, are you into receiving golden showers or Cleveland steamers?

[Neoteny]

I mean, you can at least talk to a regular mermaid. Also, there's something silly about the thought of a money shot on a fish.

[pimpdave]

I mean, you can at least talk to a regular mermaid.

That was actually one facet that made me lean to the bottom half human version.

[SultanOfSurreal]

i think now is a good time to mention that many fish have cloacae

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca

a cloaca is a single opening that serves as a urinary tract, anus, and reproductive organ.

take from this revelation what you will

[Neoteny]

That's a lot of fetishes combined into one. Win.

[pimpdave]

Why is there no option for having one of each?

[MrWainthrope]

i think now is a good time to mention that many fish have cloacae

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca

a cloaca is a single opening that serves as a urinary tract, anus, and reproductive organ.

take from this revelation what you will

Party time...

[Titanic]

Got to be the normal mermaid. Even with a big paper bag, the other one just isn't as good.

[clapper011]

Standard mermaid for the win. The available options are far more numerous with the breasts and mouth available than with just the equipment down south.

Please mods, more posts like this. Avoid the baiting and polarizing of your customers (leave that to us) and just have fun.

Good show Optimus, good leadership. Thanks.

And I'm being sincere here. It's nice to see a non-political post from a mod in which that mod voices an opinion.

golly gee...I thought I did this on a regular basis......

[pimpdave]

golly gee...I thought I did this on a regular basis......

Oh yeah, yo, you do. I suppose I haven't praised your leadership qualities lately, clapper. You are very good as a moderator, as I hope you know.

[bedub1]

This is a hard choice. On one hand, you won't have to talk to her after you finish, because she has a fish head and can't talk. But on the other hand, she's got a pretty nice looking face....

Now the question is...do you like fish sticks?

[jonesthecurl]

This is a hard choice. On one hand, you won't have to talk to her after you finish, because she has a fish head and can't talk. But on the other hand, she's got a pretty nice looking face....

Now the question is...do you like fish sticks?

No the question is "do fish like your stick"?