DirtyDishSoap wrote:Ive had morning wood since I got here...Thats actually very unusual for me.
Do i find myself hot?
IS...My weiner actually trying to screw my bellybutton?
I think i need Myth Busters.
Its a mystery.
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
Trouble really began at an early age.
A penis does not grow up feral.
Penises need rules, and structure to their lives. All penises really want rules. Ok, what you need to do right now is take control of the situation or your penis will never respect you. Do you want to play a role in your children's or children's-children's lives? Then you need to man up. Or they will never know you. So what you need to do is show that penis that you are in control. It needs stern discipline. It'll hurt you more than the penis. If things are really bad, YOU WILL NEED to get physical. Stay strong and don't show any weakness. You'll thank me for it one day. But make sure that you always remind your penis that you love it. Next you can begin to build trust.
Juan_Bottom wrote:Trouble really began at an early age.
A penis does not grow up feral.
Penises need rules, and structure to their lives. All penises really want rules. Ok, what you need to do right now is take control of the situation or your penis will never respect you. Do you want to play a role in your children's or children's-children's lives? Then you need to man up. Or they will never know you. So what you need to do is show that penis that you are in control. It needs stern discipline. It'll hurt you more than the penis. If things are really bad, YOU WILL NEED to get physical. Stay strong and don't show any weakness. You'll thank me for it one day. But make sure that you always remind your penis that you love it. Next you can begin to build trust.
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natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
Army of GOD wrote:the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
Juan_Bottom wrote:Trouble really began at an early age.
A penis does not grow up feral.
Penises need rules, and structure to their lives. All penises really want rules. Ok, what you need to do right now is take control of the situation or your penis will never respect you. Do you want to play a role in your children's or children's-children's lives? Then you need to man up. Or they will never know you. So what you need to do is show that penis that you are in control. It needs stern discipline. It'll hurt you more than the penis. If things are really bad, YOU WILL NEED to get physical. Stay strong and don't show any weakness. You'll thank me for it one day. But make sure that you always remind your penis that you love it. Next you can begin to build trust.
I thank you.
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
Juan_Bottom wrote:Trouble really began at an early age.
A penis does not grow up feral.
Penises need rules, and structure to their lives. All penises really want rules. Ok, what you need to do right now is take control of the situation or your penis will never respect you. Do you want to play a role in your children's or children's-children's lives? Then you need to man up. Or they will never know you. So what you need to do is show that penis that you are in control. It needs stern discipline. It'll hurt you more than the penis. If things are really bad, YOU WILL NEED to get physical. Stay strong and don't show any weakness. You'll thank me for it one day. But make sure that you always remind your penis that you love it. Next you can begin to build trust.
Wait. Juan...How do I build trust with my penis? What do I need to do?
...I'm scared...*whimpers*
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
john9blue wrote:You're like... a year old Juan LOL.
Yeah but I'm waaay badass. I have three bans!!! And I've missed like 6 months of the year! And I've almost got as many posts as Snorri. That is a big deal for 6 months right guys? I'm hardcore b*tch. You think you hardcore but I'm hardcore for real son.
Besides lets not distract the internets from NB's triumphant return.
muy_thaiguy wrote:
From the old Flame Wars? Could probably count them on one hand.
I can't think of any that still post. From when I was here anyway.
john9blue wrote:You're like... a year old Juan LOL.
Yeah but I'm waaay badass. I have three bans!!! And I've missed like 6 months of the year! And I've almost got as many posts as Snorri. That is a big deal for 6 months right guys? I'm hardcore b*tch. You think you hardcore but I'm hardcore for real son.
Besides lets not distract the internets from NB's triumphant return.
muy_thaiguy wrote:
From the old Flame Wars? Could probably count them on one hand.
I can't think of any that still post. From when I was here anyway.
Timminz and Snorri are about all that come to mind. If Prowler is still around, then he has been lurking for quite awhile.