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Play By Clickable Map
Deploy: Click on territory to deploy, choose number to deploy and click again to make deployment
Assault: Click on a territory to Assault from, then on a territory to Assault (right click to Auto Assault)
Advance: Click on conquered territory to choose to advance, choose number to advance, then click again to advance. Click on conquering territory to advance zero.
Reinforce: Click on a territory to Reinforce from, then on a territory to Reinforce to. Click again to confirm.
Play By Keyboard and Mouse
N Key: Skip to next game, Jump to next game
B Key: Begin Turn
E Key: End Deployment, End Assaults, End Reinforcement
L Key: Later (decline to play spoils)
W,S Keys: Increase/decrease troop quantity (slow)
Q,A Keys: Increase/decrease troop quantity (fast)
Mouse Wheel: Change troop quantity by scrolling over the selected region.
CTRL Key + Click: You can always use CTRL-click instead of the right mouse button.
Middle Click: To advance to next stage (Begin Turn, End Assaults, etc.) click the middle mouse button anywhere on the map.
2014-09-13 04:12:38 - poohcrumbs: and side note - I lose half the points if green wins vs you ...the complete usless twat
2014-09-13 04:13:14 - poohcrumbs: so go on with your jibber jabber that makes no sense and tell me how to play
2014-09-13 15:09:58 - jonesthecurl: I repeat: if you're worried about green,hit GREEN. 20 armiesperturn now. I haen'teven been in your way for the last three turns.
2014-09-13 15:18:33 - jonesthecurl: and for the past four or five rounds I've attacked green more than I have you, because he's abigger threat.
2014-09-13 15:19:16 - jonesthecurl: YOU however have only attacked me, while whining.
2014-09-13 15:54:38 - poohcrumbs: nah im good for playing with you , stupid ass
2014-09-13 15:54:43 - poohcrumbs: ill keep killing ya
2014-09-13 15:55:30 - poohcrumbs: I have to house break you
2014-09-13 16:02:21 - jonesthecurl: At leastyou hit green that tim.
2014-09-13 16:02:25 - jonesthecurl: e
2014-09-13 16:02:41 - jonesthecurl: I'm much happier now.
2014-09-14 05:17:34 - poohcrumbs: by accident, are that dumb, look at the log asshole
2014-09-14 05:18:08 - poohcrumbs: im fucking you up u suck, waste of time, im killing you fuck offf
2014-09-14 05:18:12 - poohcrumbs: ????????
2014-09-14 05:18:58 - poohcrumbs: im fucking you up blue, make diff plans
2014-09-14 08:10:35 - jonesthecurl: take a chill pill. Why bugger your own game just cos you took a dislike? Don't you like playing RISK?
2014-09-14 17:43:17 - poohcrumbs: nope, some people need to learn the hard way, and im up for teaching you
2014-09-14 18:14:30 - jonesthecurl: Here's some advice: take the words of wisdom which you have for people who've been playing Risk for 50 years, and write them...
2014-09-14 18:14:56 - jonesthecurl: in crayon, since I don't expect you're allowed anything else...
2014-09-14 18:15:09 - jonesthecurl: on a large piece of construction paper...
2014-09-14 18:15:36 - jonesthecurl: use both sides if you don't get fed up with writing "fuck"...
2014-09-14 18:15:54 - jonesthecurl: then fold it until it's all sharp corners...
2014-09-14 18:16:42 - jonesthecurl: at this point I have to ask - are you able to find your arse with both hands and the help of a map?
2014-09-14 18:16:59 - jonesthecurl: if not ask a friend to help you - if you have one-
2014-09-14 18:17:06 - jonesthecurl: and shove it.
2014-09-14 22:17:53 - poohcrumbs: hope ya didnt stay up all night working on that, who the fuck says arse? you fucking twat
2014-09-14 22:47:30 - jonesthecurl: I don't often say "arse". But something about you brings the word to mind, sunshine.
2014-09-15 00:32:18 - poohcrumbs: gotcha there princess
2014-09-15 00:32:34 - poohcrumbs: day time princess, night time Drag Queen
2014-09-15 00:41:21 - jonesthecurl: your insults make even less sense than your strategy. Which is an achievment,of sorts.
2014-09-15 00:41:39 - jonesthecurl: You shoud feel proud. I D
2014-09-15 00:42:52 - jonesthecurl: I don't suppose that's an opportunity you get very often.
2014-09-15 01:54:29 - poohcrumbs: no one gives a fuck what you do or dont suppose, you dont matter
2014-09-15 01:54:45 - poohcrumbs: irrelevant
2014-09-15 01:55:01 - poohcrumbs: Tranny
2014-09-15 02:54:46 - jonesthecurl: Yu'e sounding very squeeky. You should oil the wheels on your baby soller.
2014-09-15 02:56:21 - jonesthecurl: "stroller'.dmn this keyboard.
2014-09-15 15:54:29 - poohcrumbs: grab a dictionary fucktard
2014-09-15 15:56:16 - poohcrumbs: Yue? Squeeky? soller? dmn? blame the keyboard for what? you not knowing to spell check ? or not knowing how to spell a simple word like "Squeaky"?
2014-09-15 19:51:45 - jonesthecurl: I see you've reached module 3 of "Insults 101" - insult the keyboard skills. Tell me when you get to the ethnic slurs module and I'll tell you where I'm from to make it easier for you.
2014-09-16 14:08:05 - poohcrumbs: module? okay super nerd go stick a protactor up your ass
2014-09-16 14:08:23 - poohcrumbs: lolzer
2014-09-16 14:08:26 - poohcrumbs: pwned
2014-09-16 14:15:28 - jonesthecurl: The origin of your vehemence is obscure.
2014-09-16 14:16:25 - jonesthecurl: But the erudition of your detraction is an education in itself.
2014-09-16 14:17:34 - jonesthecurl: Certainly your suggestion of an anal insertion was a masterpiece. And wonderfully original.
2014-09-17 17:10:41 - poohcrumbs: bird kaw kaw kaw
2014-09-17 17:10:47 - poohcrumbs: kaw kaw kaw
2014-09-17 17:10:56 - poohcrumbs: flap your wings little birdie
2014-09-18 00:08:51 - jonesthecurl: gg green. sorry you didn't get more opposition.