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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby owenshooter on Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:53 am

grifftron wrote:
owenshooter wrote:wait... 8,098 views and counting?!! wow!!!-the black jesus


only because you and ron click on this link 100 times each day everyday...

you want chicks? mermaids got a bunch, maybe its time to make your move

-griff

ron has been in the clan for 5 minutes... we have loads of chicks in our clan... and are you asking to be officially considered for our clan or just trolling this thread?...-the black jesus
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby happy2seeyou on Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:59 am

I'm accepting applications right now for Dicks as well. Please send me your essay and your references. Any photos that are questionable should be directed to jbrettlip

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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby jbrettlip on Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:32 am

squishyg wrote:when the next woman joins BpB, I will officially start a clan thread for sad poetry. with an emphasis on kittens and how an ocean of tears cannot compare to our heartbreak.


That is already in our forum...Thanks Delia, and Fruitcake for breaking her poor little batshit-crazy heart.
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby happy2seeyou on Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:13 am

jbrettlip wrote:
squishyg wrote:when the next woman joins BpB, I will officially start a clan thread for sad poetry. with an emphasis on kittens and how an ocean of tears cannot compare to our heartbreak.


That is already in our forum...Thanks Delia, and Fruitcake for breaking her poor little batshit-crazy heart.


It's been a good read on a cloudy day. I also love when admin comes in to snoop
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby squishyg on Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:51 pm

The BpB have crushed my heart
Worse than the crushed velvet of my skirt
So alone
But yet, still so sexy
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Kaskavel wrote:Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?

Depends on what metric you use...
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby owenshooter on Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:38 pm

jbrettlip wrote:
squishyg wrote:when the next woman joins BpB, I will officially start a clan thread for sad poetry. with an emphasis on kittens and how an ocean of tears cannot compare to our heartbreak.


That is already in our forum...Thanks Delia, and Fruitcake for breaking her poor little batshit-crazy heart.

AHHHHHH, the good ol' days! is there anyone out there that wants to be a bandit?!-0
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Fruitcake on Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:35 am

grifftron wrote:
owenshooter wrote:wait... 8,098 views and counting?!! wow!!!-the black jesus


only because you and ron click on this link 100 times each day everyday...

you want chicks? mermaids got a bunch, maybe its time to make your move

-griff


errr..that's ok, I prefer my women with two legs, not keen on....well let's just leave it there shall we.
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Fruitcake on Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:39 am

squishyg wrote:The BpB have crushed my heart
Worse than the crushed velvet of my skirt
So alone
But yet, still so sexy
Splash


That's some serious talent you got there squish....
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby squishyg on Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:41 pm

Fruitcake wrote:
squishyg wrote:The BpB have crushed my heart
Worse than the crushed velvet of my skirt
So alone
But yet, still so sexy
Splash


That's some serious talent you got there squish....


omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fruity thinks I'm talented. =P~ happy, emergency meeting in the girl's room!!!
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby ronc8649 on Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:55 am

grifftron wrote:
owenshooter wrote:wait... 8,098 views and counting?!! wow!!!-the black jesus


only because you and ron click on this link 100 times each day everyday...

you want chicks? mermaids got a bunch, maybe its time to make your move

-griff



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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby owenshooter on Sun Oct 24, 2010 1:50 pm

jbrettlip wrote:
squishyg wrote:when the next woman joins BpB, I will officially start a clan thread for sad poetry. with an emphasis on kittens and how an ocean of tears cannot compare to our heartbreak.


That is already in our forum...Thanks Delia, and Fruitcake for breaking her poor little batshit-crazy heart.


Fruitcake wrote:errr..that's ok, I prefer my women with two legs, not keen on....well let's just leave it there shall we.

and apparently bat wings...-the black jesus
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits/the black jesus li

Postby KoE_Sirius on Sun Oct 24, 2010 4:33 pm

owenshooter wrote:brethren... we have currently cut our roster in half and are not only looking for more competitive players, but those that are also active members of the community. we are a clan made up of several small groups of real world friends that enjoy playing CC together to stay in touch. we have always boasted some of the best players on the site (even in our infancy), but were once simply considered a social clan. however, with our entry into the CLA Final that myth has finally been dismissed and it is time for the bandits to step our game up (if that is even possible). if you are interested, let me know. the black jesus has spoken, go in peace my children...-the black jesus

Owen you are so funny.Your talents are wasted here.You should work in Vegas as a stand up. =D> =D> =D> =D>
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits/the black jesus li

Postby owenshooter on Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:17 am

KoE_Sirius wrote:
owenshooter wrote:brethren... we have currently cut our roster in half and are not only looking for more competitive players, but those that are also active members of the community. we are a clan made up of several small groups of real world friends that enjoy playing CC together to stay in touch. we have always boasted some of the best players on the site (even in our infancy), but were once simply considered a social clan. however, with our entry into the CLA Final that myth has finally been dismissed and it is time for the bandits to step our game up (if that is even possible). if you are interested, let me know. the black jesus has spoken, go in peace my children...-the black jesus

Owen you are so funny.Your talents are wasted here.You should work in Vegas as a stand up. =D> =D> =D> =D>

is this an official application?-the black jesus
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Maverick0711 on Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:48 am

Looking for a clan......
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby owenshooter on Tue Nov 02, 2010 3:32 pm

Maverick0711 wrote:Looking for a clan......

pretty vague...-0
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby ronc8649 on Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:48 am

Maverick0711 wrote:Looking for a clan......



are you looking for more of a sexy clan? or not so sexy?
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Master Chief on Fri Nov 26, 2010 7:47 am

If you're looking for a sexy clan, look elsewhere... ;)
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby owenshooter on Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:40 pm

Master Chief wrote:If you're looking for a sexy clan, look elsewhere... ;)

zzzzzzzz... yes, please keep advertising your clan in our thread...-the black jesus
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Vace Cooper on Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:10 am

still looking for dudes and have a cool gift for CC coming up in the near future. we are sexy, we are bullet-proof, come join us the most kick ass clan cc has ever seen!
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby owenshooter on Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:13 pm

Vace Cooper wrote:still looking for dudes and have a cool gift for CC coming up in the near future. we are sexy, we are bullet-proof, come join us the most kick ass clan cc has ever seen!

agree... looking for some fresh ideas and interesting minds to liven things up...-the black cooper
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Robinette on Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:39 pm

owenshooter wrote:
Vace Cooper wrote:still looking for dudes and have a cool gift for CC coming up in the near future. we are sexy, we are bullet-proof, come join us the most kick ass clan cc has ever seen!

agree... looking for some fresh ideas and interesting minds to liven things up...-the black cooper



that's the most intriguing post i've ever seen regarding a clan,,,


perhaps i should ask for 2 week trial to see what this clan thing is all about...

Qualifications:
i'm fresh
i'm sexy
i've got ideas
i have an interesting mind (bordering on scary, lol)
and i LOVE to liven things up (and stir the pot, lol)

oh... and i'm a virgin clansman O:)
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:46 am

Robinette wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
Vace Cooper wrote:still looking for dudes and have a cool gift for CC coming up in the near future. we are sexy, we are bullet-proof, come join us the most kick ass clan cc has ever seen!

agree... looking for some fresh ideas and interesting minds to liven things up...-the black cooper



that's the most intriguing post i've ever seen regarding a clan,,,


perhaps i should ask for 2 week trial to see what this clan thing is all about...

Qualifications:
i'm fresh
i'm sexy
i've got ideas
i have an interesting mind (bordering on scary, lol)
and i LOVE to liven things up (and stir the pot, lol)

oh... and i'm a virgin clansman O:)


We're going to need proof (or just me, anyway)
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Downey on Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:02 am

I would like to join.
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Vace Cooper on Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:20 pm

Downey wrote:I would like to join.

thanks for your interest!
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Robinette on Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:33 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
Robinette wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
Vace Cooper wrote:still looking for dudes and have a cool gift for CC coming up in the near future. we are sexy, we are bullet-proof, come join us the most kick ass clan cc has ever seen!

agree... looking for some fresh ideas and interesting minds to liven things up...-the black cooper



that's the most intriguing post i've ever seen regarding a clan,,,


perhaps i should ask for 2 week trial to see what this clan thing is all about...

Qualifications:
i'm fresh
i'm sexy
i've got ideas
i have an interesting mind (bordering on scary, lol)
and i LOVE to liven things up (and stir the pot, lol)

oh... and i'm a virgin clansman O:)


We're going to need proof (or just me, anyway)



nope.. no way no how am i showing you my stuff...
besides, looks like you're not even a bandit, so i'm not sure you even know what sexy is, ;)
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