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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby InkL0sed on Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:20 pm

I've beat spurgistan through no fault of my own: Game 10549277
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Lootifer on Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:20 pm

Woody down, but i have lost to Haggis... AND GOD DAMN TGD AND HIS CURSED GOOD LUCK (result to be determined but looking grim...)
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby john9blue on Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:50 pm

Lootifer wrote:AND GOD DAMN TGD AND HIS CURSED GOOD LUCK (result to be determined but looking grim...)


greek went first in our game and conquered two of my australia territories on round 1 without losing a single troop. he must have made some dark deal with the dice gods.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Woodruff on Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:54 pm

john9blue wrote:
Lootifer wrote:AND GOD DAMN TGD AND HIS CURSED GOOD LUCK (result to be determined but looking grim...)


greek went first in our game and conquered two of my australia territories on round 1 without losing a single troop. he must have made some dark deal with the dice gods.


Indeed...he is currently running through my troops like poop through a goose.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Lootifer on Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:59 pm

he didnt even have to take aussie from me, the drop gods gifted it to the hairy basterd
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby whitestazn88 on Wed Feb 08, 2012 1:23 am

i want nothing to do with anyone else's bung... but it's looking like i'll be losing this thing.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Feb 08, 2012 1:42 am

I can attest to the evil loopholes which the swarthy greek dog has captured.

He cannot be trusted, and we all have shown evidence of his deceptive victories.

ALL POINTS GAINED BY TGD WILL BE GIVEN BACK TO THE MASSES.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Feb 08, 2012 1:44 am

The totalitarian BVP has been crushed under the boots of BBS capitalism. He was so afraid, he even skipped a turn!
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Feb 08, 2012 2:48 am

The Baron is destroying me, but greek is getting a good stomping.

@Woodruff--

What time are you generally online? We need to coordinate to get our game underway.

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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Baron Von PWN on Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:31 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:The totalitarian BVP has been crushed under the boots of BBS capitalism. He was so afraid, he even skipped a turn!


Any defeats suffered by me are due to CIA dirty tricks
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Baron Von PWN on Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:43 pm

I have put boorish Neoteny in his place

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=10570240

I have beaten up tailgunner for his lunch money
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Lootifer on Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:06 pm

@ Neoteny:

Some results

Game 10569261 -> Haggis used his irish/welsh ways to mess with a poor impovished boy from down under
Game 10569290 -> Lady luck punishing woody for being such a commie bastard
Game 10548164 -> BVP getting pwnd in return, nothing unexpected except for my mad skillz
Game 10574021 -> TGD cheating as per usual, though dont worry crew, I messed with him long and hard by NEVER DYING muahahahahaha

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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby thegreekdog on Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:14 pm

Some of my results (Tailgunner somehow shot his way out of this and me being able to use my former moderator dice benefits):

Game 10574025 - TA1LGUNN3R
Game 10574010 - thegreekdog --> TGD uses the force.
Game 10573997 - InkL0sed --> Inky forecloses on TGD
Game 10574008 - Haggis_McMutton --> This time, the sheep gets the better of a Greek
Game 10574023 - thegreekdog --> [insert joke about maasman]
Game 10574001 - thegreekdog --> TGD beats a colonel for the first time ever!
Game 10548175 - Baron Von PWN --> BVP pwns TGD
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Woodruff on Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:42 pm

thegreekdog wrote:Some of my results (Tailgunner somehow shot his way out of this and me being able to use my former moderator dice benefits):

Game 10574025 - TA1LGUNN3R
Game 10574010 - thegreekdog --> TGD uses the force.
Game 10573997 - InkL0sed --> Inky forecloses on TGD
Game 10574008 - Haggis_McMutton --> This time, the sheep gets the better of a Greek
Game 10574023 - thegreekdog --> [insert joke about maasman]
Game 10574001 - thegreekdog --> TGD beats a colonel for the first time ever!
Game 10548175 - Baron Von PWN --> BVP pwns TGD


In three turns against thegreekdog, I have yet to capture a card. And it's not from lack of trying. <sigh>
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Feb 08, 2012 7:21 pm

Baron wrote:I have beaten up tailgunner for his lunch money


='( Imma tell my mommy on you.

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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby john9blue on Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:29 pm

won: 3
lost: 0

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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:57 am

Two more wins, one loss:

Game 10574017 - thegreekdog --> TGD grabs Spock by his ears and gives him a beatdown.
Game 10574021 - thegreekdog --> TGD loots Lootifer
Game 10574013 -john9blue --> My little pony strikes again
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Neoteny on Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:52 pm

thegreekdog wrote:By the way - I'd like to give respect (or internets, whichever is more valuable) to the high ranked players for joining this. They took on a lot of risk I think (at least to their point totals).


I agree with this sentiment. I'm pretty stoked about the turnout. My goal was to get people more concerned with having fun than their scoreboard ranking.

I've recorded reported results... really... rocking...

Anyhow, I'm working on a simple scoreboard based on them. Keep in mind that reporting and games played are variable, so we've ended up with an election style tourney, where the results will trickle in after most people are asleep. If you haven't posted your results, keep in mind that I'm probably lazier than you, and I won't search for them until the last possible minute.

If you notice any errors, include them as supporting evidence in a five paragraph essay on why I'm racist.
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Re: Round Robins were invented at McGill University (OT Leag

Postby john9blue on Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:28 pm

Neoteny wrote:30pts Haggis
30pts tgd
30pts BvP
10pts Loot
10pts neo
10pts ink
10pts TG
5pts wazn
5pts BBS
5pts Wood
0pts spurg
0pts niet
0pts maas
0pts john

Awesome list, I know.


i'm in last place with a 100% win rate? i knew this tourney would be hard but damn
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Re: Round Robins were invented at McGill University (OT Leag

Postby Neoteny on Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:38 pm

john9blue wrote:
Neoteny wrote:30pts Haggis
30pts tgd
30pts BvP
10pts Loot
10pts neo
10pts ink
10pts TG
5pts wazn
5pts BBS
5pts Wood
0pts spurg
0pts niet
0pts maas
0pts john

Awesome list, I know.


i'm in last place with a 100% win rate? i knew this tourney would be hard but damn


Tied for tenth, if that makes you feel better. Who have you beaten?
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Re: Round Robins were invented at McGill University (OT Leag

Postby Woodruff on Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:47 pm

Neoteny wrote:
john9blue wrote:
Neoteny wrote:30pts Haggis
30pts tgd
30pts BvP
10pts Loot
10pts neo
10pts ink
10pts TG
5pts wazn
5pts BBS
5pts Wood
0pts spurg
0pts niet
0pts maas
0pts john

Awesome list, I know.


i'm in last place with a 100% win rate? i knew this tourney would be hard but damn


Tied for tenth, if that makes you feel better. Who have you beaten?


John kicked my ass. I believe the only person I've defeated is the good (and DOMINATE) Baron.
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Re: We're all bigots down here (OT League)

Postby maasman on Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:51 pm

I think I'm finally going to win my first game ;)
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Re: We're all bigots down here (OT League)

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:33 pm

Round 2:
BigBallinStalin v. maasman Game 10568222


ROund 13:
BigBallinStalin v. BVP Game 10548195
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Re: We're all bigots down here (OT League)

Postby Woodruff on Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:31 am

When I do a gamefinder search to see which people I've played so far (so I could start
some new ones, gamefinder does not give me all of the results. For instance, my current
game against Neoteny is not listed, even though I checked both active and finished games.

Anyone see any reason (that I'm overlooking) why, or is this a bug?
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Re: We're all bigots down here (OT League)

Postby john9blue on Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:22 am

neo and i are currently at the mercy of the dice gods. i don't think i've ever seen so many improbable rolls in a 2-player game.

Woodruff wrote:When I do a gamefinder search to see which people I've played so far (so I could start
some new ones, gamefinder does not give me all of the results. For instance, my current
game against Neoteny is not listed, even though I checked both active and finished games.

Anyone see any reason (that I'm overlooking) why, or is this a bug?


if i click on your profile and then click "find all games with woodruff" i can see your game with neo
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