Did I say I wanted to play noobs? On the contrary, I prefer to take on Captains, Majors and Colonels. Specifically, there are usually several 4-player, no cards, chained doubles games opened by excellent players like David Wain, Nephilim and JR. These are the ones I prefer to join along with a "junior partner" (or anyone really) who enjoys forming a common strategy and the challenge of taking on good players.
And I put you on ignore after you said you were going to put me on your list. Not related to this thread, but my wonderful "pleasant chap" thread.