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CODS KRAPPEST OF THE KRAP KORNER

Postby general cod on Wed May 26, 2021 3:52 am

We've all seen crazy bs here but i am not sure my experiences can be beat, there are many times wtf doesn't say enough. 2 of the many follow, if you can beat it without exaggerated bs then .....

Colosseum game: final rnd - i am 20 troops up with one player to play needing flawless dice to take 14 singles and a neutral 3 to win on number of terrs obv without loss and yes it happened.

Classic esc: a player needed 1st 3 card spoils which is fair enough then take 11 terrs with less than half the troops again possible but also had to take a further 20 troops from another player to get to me. So with approx 40 troops he took over 100 troops and again quite possible but after those assaults he had 18 left !

Another was where 35 took 93 with 25 remaining but that's tame in comparisson.

So beat that ?!!!
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Re: CODS KRAPPEST OF THE KRAP KORNER

Postby Silly Knig-it on Wed May 26, 2021 4:53 am

Can't beat that, I think I could come close, well not close, within shouting distance.
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Re: CODS KRAPPEST OF THE KRAP KORNER

Postby i-andrei on Wed May 26, 2021 5:35 am

general cod wrote:We've all seen crazy bs here but i am not sure my experiences can be beat, there are many times wtf doesn't say enough. 2 of the many follow, if you can beat it without exaggerated bs then .....

Colosseum game: final rnd - i am 20 troops up with one player to play needing flawless dice to take 14 singles and a neutral 3 to win on number of terrs obv without loss and yes it happened.

Classic esc: a player needed 1st 3 card spoils which is fair enough then take 11 terrs with less than half the troops again possible but also had to take a further 20 troops from another player to get to me. So with approx 40 troops he took over 100 troops and again quite possible but after those assaults he had 18 left !

Another was where 35 took 93 with 25 remaining but that's tame in comparisson.

So beat that ?!!!


i won a 7v19 with 5 remaining to avoid elimination and turn a game. Scud wasn't happy

Not close to your one, but worth mentioning.
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Re: CODS KRAPPEST OF THE KRAP KORNER

Postby general cod on Wed May 26, 2021 7:33 am

Yes Andrei, it's the meaningful ones like that which are worth extra. Considering that the colosseum one would be the worst - 500pts lost to extreme bs is hard to take.
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Re: CODS KRAPPEST OF THE KRAP KORNER

Postby general cod on Thu Jun 10, 2021 4:57 pm

I rest my case - clearly i have been the recipient of the worst crap available. I wouldn't have it any other way ! Folds arms and squeezes out a fart...
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Re: CODS KRAPPEST OF THE KRAP KORNER

Postby iAmCaffeine on Mon Jun 14, 2021 1:00 am

i lost 18v2, dont know the odds
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Re: CODS KRAPPEST OF THE KRAP KORNER

Postby Nut Shot Scott on Mon Jun 14, 2021 1:34 pm

how many times do i have to tell you, a quick handy with some eye contact goes a long ways.
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Re: CODS KRAPPEST OF THE KRAP KORNER

Postby Rasberry on Thu Jul 15, 2021 12:27 pm

How come I never made the krap corner ?

sounds like a privilege.

I feel left out !
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