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Re: Top 5 excuses for caring about your rank

Postby InkL0sed on Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:33 pm

pimpdave wrote:Oh how embarrassing! I misread the the title of the thread, I thought it was to list the top 5 bands that massive homosexuals love.

I'll need some time to think of my answer. Apologies all around for the needless post.


lol wut?
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Re: Top 5 excuses for caring about your rank

Postby Neoteny on Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:33 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:What is this, the Princess Bride?


Should this thread have died?
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Re: Top 5 excuses for caring about your rank

Postby Kotaro on Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:39 pm

5) If you don't, Santa Claus will bring you C4 set on a timer to go off precisely when your mother is nearby (Yes, he KNOWS).
4) If you don't, your hand will grow hair, and your eyeballs will melt from their sockets.
3) Because you touch yourself at night
2) If you don't, Daddy will come back into your room tonight with that rusty pipe again... (Also applicable in: "Top 5 Reasons Not To Sleep Nude"
1) As was previously mentioned, it's in the Bible; in fact, the 1st Commandment is "Thou Shalt Not, Not Care About CC!"
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Re: Top 5 excuses for caring about your rank

Postby pimpdave on Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:44 pm

Neoteny wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:What is this, the Princess Bride?


Should this thread have died?


Only if you lied.
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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Re: Top 5 excuses for caring about your rank

Postby Frigidus on Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:28 pm

pimpdave wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:What is this, the Princess Bride?


Should this thread have died?


Only if you lied.


Rhymes make me want to inject my veins with Cyanide.
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Re: Top 5 excuses for caring about your rank

Postby pimpdave on Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:44 pm

Frigidus wrote:
pimpdave wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:What is this, the Princess Bride?


Should this thread have died?


Only if you lied.


Rhymes make me want to inject my veins with Cyanide.


Were we in a suicide pact, would you have complied?
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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Re: Top 5 excuses for caring about your rank

Postby Frigidus on Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:12 pm

pimpdave wrote:
Frigidus wrote:
pimpdave wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:What is this, the Princess Bride?


Should this thread have died?


Only if you lied.


Rhymes make me want to inject my veins with Cyanide.


Were we in a suicide pact, would you have complied?


You would be denied.
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Re: Top 5 excuses for caring about your rank

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:40 pm

NYB'ers fill my heart with pride.
Like the Princess Bride
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Re: Top 5 excuses for caring about your rank

Postby pimpdave on Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:29 am

Without NYB, there is nothing to serve as my guide
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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Re: Top 5 excuses for caring about your rank

Postby Iliad on Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:33 am

Nothing? Surely others have tried
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Re: Top 5 excuses for caring about your rank

Postby InkL0sed on Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:34 am

Yes, and in the attempt they died
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Re: Top 5 excuses for caring about your rank

Postby Iliad on Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:38 am

Surely their friends had cried?
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Re: Top 5 excuses for caring about your rank

Postby Stephan Wayne on Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:39 am

and in hell they fried
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Re: Top 5 excuses for caring about your rank

Postby Iliad on Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:09 am

And here they lay side by side
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Re: Top 5 excuses for caring about your rank

Postby smwhitey on Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:28 am

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Re: Top 5 excuses for caring about your rank

Postby pimpdave on Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:46 am

So save your prayers
For when we're really gonna need'em
Throw out your cares and fly
Wanna go for a ride?
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Re: Top 5 excuses for caring about your rank

Postby Twill on Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:07 am

Guys, keep things clean, on topic and the spam out of GD.

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