Mourning the loss of Dancing Mustard for an unknown amount of time. One of the few incredibly talented writers to frequent this site, he is banned until the old Off-Topics forum is restored, which no one seems to know how long will take to be restored.
Although he may have pestered the mods to some extent, his presence is becoming sorely missed by yours truly, and his influence upon the fora significant enough to warrant a thread such as this. Everyone, let's share quoted posts of Dancing Mustard, because if we can't have original content from him, we can at least remember some of his sublimely crafted text.
