Bad Poets Society 2 Day 1

[sensfan]

Halt! Someone unvote!
Mandy is at 5 ballots!
One more and he's prone for doom!
Come on, someone, unvote so we can reject the mallet! (hammer)

[The1exile]

Halt! Someone unvote!
Mandy is at 5 ballots!
One more and he's prone for doom!
Come on, someone, unvote so we can reject the mallet! (hammer)

Not quite - for once more, Sully has mis "red"
The rules which state that votes must have hue
Of that scarlet mist, the mistrust is bred
Merely by Mandy miscounting? But ooh,
Close to the wind he sails, away with you!
Kwanton, please poke him - a roleclaim we need
If he is not to be killed 'fore day two.
Speak mandy! By the truth you shall be freed
Unless you are scum, then you shall be vulture feed.

[The1exile]

(Geddit? Mis red? Misread? Man, I crack myself up. I wanted to squeeze cluedo in somehow but couldn't. Oh well.)

[kwanton]

Mandy is prodded
Yes the mod did

Vote Count:
Killboy (1) - Safari
Mandy (4) - Talapus, exile, PCM, saf
Exile (1) - nagerous
Talapus (2) - GT, mandy
sensfan (0) -
safariguy (1) - killboy
GT (1) - sens
Fircoal (0) -
Victor (1) - shaggy

Victor's vote does not count since it was not red.
In fact it was no color, just bolded instead

12 alive 7 to lynch
Mandy at 4, in a pinch

[mandalorian2298]

So I have been proded, but alas, my friends,
I must not here insert the obvious rhyme,
As I am writing in blank verse, ill luck!
If I were to choose my style, then this one would
Be the last named, on a crumpled sheet in a basket,
I love rhyming, but counting and measuring words,
Makes me want to barf, so I was glad when
On a page in wikipedia I saw that I am free
To butcher my songs like the incompetents of yon have!

[Talapus]

I finally get back from a buisness trip and return,
in hopes of seeing someone new here who will burn.
But few votes for any have been cast,
when it's critics identities is what we want to learn.

All this focus of Haiku's as bad,
has me feeling very sad.
This road was tread in the pevious game to no avail,
thinking it was a critic but thats not what we had.

A lost cause to push this very hard,
for we it may be a true haiku bard.
So I think it best to drop it,
and look for critics elsewhere in this poets yard?

Besides that I have not much to add,
but back and playing makes me glad.
Mandy is scum I think as always,
but thats just because I'm down with the vote mandy fad.

[nagerous]

So I have been proded, but alas, my friends,
I must not here insert the obvious rhyme,
As I am writing in blank verse, ill luck!
If I were to choose my style, then this one would
Be the last named, on a crumpled sheet in a basket,
I love rhyming, but counting and measuring words,
Makes me want to barf, so I was glad when
On a page in wikipedia I saw that I am free
To butcher my songs like the incompetents of yon have!

This I know to be a lie
blank verse is my style, believe it or not
my flow from my previous post was my own
for the flow of black verse can be sewn
however you want...

Mandy a liar, vote mandy I shall
encourage others to also vote him I will
fly pelican fly

[sensfan]

I am doubting nagerous
Unless kwan gives a fake role claim to mandy
Blank verse rhymes seem oh so rare
Now the picture has gotten very sandy

Who does the town believe I dunno
I don't want to hang mandy
if he is important to the town
we make a grave mistake

I won't cast my vote just yet
confused I am, who should I vote
Since mandy is at 5, the hammer could be death
So I will wait before I choose who leaves the death note

[safariguy5]

I am doubting nagerous
Unless kwan gives a fake role claim to mandy
Blank verse rhymes seem oh so rare
Now the picture has gotten very sandy

Who does the town believe I dunno
I don't want to hang mandy
if he is important to the town
we make a grave mistake

I won't cast my vote just yet
confused I am, who should I vote
Since mandy is at 5, the hammer could be death
So I will wait before I choose who leaves the death note

Rarity should be not the gauge
of whether someone is worthy of the rope
Indeed, not all our verses are common
and a counterclaim is the best evidence I'd wage
now it will bring us closer to a game won
so I'll keep my vote on mandy
for the advice of old is sage
one of them is lying, and hanging them is our main hope

[mandalorian2298]

Am I truly so stupid, I ask you dear friends,
To chose another's style and claim it be mine?
And is my desperation so advanced (consider)
That I chose the one which I really dislike, so.
Were I indeed a scumster and free in my choice
I would have chose something funny to sing
Like the following, insane yet fucked-up ditty
That I heard recently from my mountain cousin.
Mighty Google cannot translate this rhyme,
But if you are into craziness, have at it,
Should I translate it, I would be perma banned.

Da sam znala kako je to lipo,
Jebla bi se od godinu i po.

[nagerous]

You are a scumster clearly I feel
Blank verse is not something that to me would appeal
For I
Am Shit
At Poetry

Excluding Kwanton f*ck up
A fake claim I must insist
With Thatcher's Iron Fist

[nagerous]

Ignore all the rubbish I've posted
A retard I am, apologies to all and our host

My style if you follow is actually free verse
Mandy has, as he stated an obvious meter
Yet, I like the flying pelican, have none at all!
Just a completely free and open style

For my sins I must unvote
The name of my style, I dumbly forgot

For I
Am Shit
At poetry

[safariguy5]

unvote for it must be red
a mistake the nag has professed
misreading the style it's a forgivable miss
a small mistake once acknowledged and said
again, someone trying to give us the slip
vote killboy for submarining
silent again with thoughts in his head?
for his presence I demand to be blessed.

[killboy108]

responce to safariguy5 on Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:00 am

A slowing moving game
with plenty of blame.
A submarine call
from the one who must fall.
My presence is here
so suck it my dear!

I need a beer

[sensfan]

Aha! A retreat. He sensed trouble.
HE knew he would be caught
So he gave up, and lied again
Now I vote safariguy5 and he'll be distraught

[The1exile]

Ahem. Mandy and Nag fighting convinces me
That neither are obvious scum. So then
Who else looks suspicious, well now, let's see
Back to the drawing board. Once more begin,
And return to, the french say, "suspicien",
Yeah, there's no ga7. Whatcha gon' do
The point if vote safariguy5, and when
The bandwagon rolls out, we'll see who's who.
Can we prod GT, pancake, Shaggy, fircoal too?

[pancakemix]

So it appears my post was misread.
I did not request that Mandy be prodded.
I was suggesting the notion, nay, filing a complaint
That his "blank verse" claim was a mafia feint
This was the reason my vote was in red.

Now safari is wagoned, Mandy's case plead.
I think the current case needs light shed
upon it. It's clear that this point ain't
got much substance. The clues are quite faint
So it appears

One thing, however: he skimmed what I posted
And Mandy he assumed to be like lead:
not speaking. Not the picture I wanted to paint.
That's good enough for me to want him no more in this thread to taint
with his posts. Unvote Vote Safari, off with his head!
So it appears

[mandalorian2298]

Up yours Pancake, you bourgeois pig ,
When the revolution comes, it's before the wall for you,
For oppressing me, the salt of the Earth,
Who toiled hard all day long, in blistering heath,
Now to relax with a beer and a AK (in pocket)
Expect not from me to lead with many posts,
Until my gov (that means 'boss' in Brit) tells me
"Stay home and rest thy sweaty brow, fearless
Worker and punctual too". Then I shall come,
To lead the scum hunt, but, until then,
Keep thou scorn away from my name.

[ShaggyDan]

And so I have returned today.
I must make a hasty apology,
For being so very absentee,
Was merely uni stopping me to say.

Upon reading I see a small ray.
This claim of free verse worries me,
Could this be open scum we see?
Is there no light to pave the way?

Though I guess scum would not claim this form,
They would come under scrutiny quickly,
They do this if their heads are thickl-y.
So for now I FOS Nag,
And return to my dark uni dorm.
... oh and yo' momma is a hag.

[safariguy5]

With all this pressure and voting on me
it appears that I must claim my rhyme
I've hinted that forms may not be common
As my previous posts anyone can see
I asked lenience for my rhyme scheme some
for I write in Triolets
so lynch me if you must, I will not flee
or stay your hand and give me more time

[The1exile]

With all this pressure and voting on me
it appears that I must claim my rhyme
I've hinted that forms may not be common
As my previous posts anyone can see
I asked lenience for my rhyme scheme some
for I write in Triolets
so lynch me if you must, I will not flee
or stay your hand and give me more time

Triolets you say? I laugh at such a claim
I don't know what this is supposed to be
But iambic tetrameter? For shame!
For starters, syllables! Should have searched wiki
Before claiming that. It's plain to see
That this is balls.So now I must unvote
I forgot to so do earlier - also the
Fact that in triolets lines are ditto'd
To make pairs - safariguy, vote.

[shieldgenerator7]

I can't believe
Just what I see
A rhyming mafia game
It seems to be!

It's a sad tale
When it sinks down low
So I will bump it
So it will go

-SG7 ( )

[killboy108]

Is this game dead?
does anyone care?
a tear is shed.
its not fair.

[mandalorian2298]

Alas, this games seems to have croaked,
Sorry for not contributing more, but I
Have little spare times these days, alas!
Hope we all play again some day!