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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:05 pm

*runs off to the side, put sabre in sheath and pulls out bow and arrows*
HAHA! Get 'em guys!
*Shoot's random arrows*
Jeff light this one on fire!

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:09 pm

*Hops on the beast's back while it bows down to the arrows flying in his face laughing*
Laugh at this lug... *Grabs his underwear and pulls with all his might*
Beast: ?
Me:*Pulls it even harder than he thought and manages to reach the beast's shoulders with the undergarment*
Beast:! *Grabs for me only to grab his own clothing and wedgie himself*
Me: *Stabs the beast in the eye after realizing he missed and wedgied himself*
Beast: RAGH!*Shakes me off with one eye available*
Me: Talk about humility...
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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:20 pm

*Pulls another arrow, this one aimed at the beasts other eye*
DIE!
*the arrow enters the beasts pupil, blinding it*
Well, at least it can't see, right...
*Shoots more arrows*

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:29 pm

Strife wrote:*Pulls another arrow, this one aimed at the beasts other eye*
DIE!
*the arrow enters the beasts pupil, blinding it*
Well, at least it can't see, right...
*Shoots more arrows*

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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I simply must say without sight, the beast is doomed... *Pit opens up with spikes in middle*
Lure it in and it will be done in. *Whacks at beasts foot and runs out of the way*
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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:31 pm

*Shoots arrow from the directon of the pit, the helpless creature falls to it's death*
What next?...
*A cage comes out of the floor containing several were-wolves*
Again...
*Put's bow and arrows away, pulls out sabre hands everybody a ration of a piece of meat*

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 9 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby Minister Masket on Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:32 pm

Is the Crown safe?
V: Yessshhh me'lord! Flagagahag manged to distract the fleshies!
Exceeeellent, tell him to bring it here, I shall find some use for it in the near future. Now then Vreeman, do you know what being lies here?

*points to corner of map*

V: But...that.....that....place doesn't exist!
Oh it does, and I hear it harbours a most powerful secret. Make ready the Darklings....
V: Ye....yeessshhh me'lord!
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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:35 pm

*Several W-W's attack me*
GRAGH!
*I begin slashing my way through*
I hate this place... Shoulda gone with the gators...
*Stabs a W-W*
Bah...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:39 pm

*Spins uncontrollably with his sword in hopes of swiping away at werewolves and nails 2 before getting dizzy*
Whoa... I never thought I would spin crazily before...
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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:52 pm

*Chops down a few more*
Wow... Where do they get all these...
*One swipes at me, I cut it's hand off*
Punk...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:53 pm

*Werewolves stop pouring out*
They ran out of werewolves... Let us climb the walls as I hear grates opening... *Begins climbing up the walls of the arena*
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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:57 pm

*Follow's Nes*
Huh...
*Walks out the gates*
I think we're free, finnaly.
* Start's walking*
Wonder where cena is...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:00 pm

*Reaches top of colliseum (The stands)*
*Sees strife up on stands too*
Maybe I should have listened to you too... but either way, the pudgy...
Thick demon (Interrupting): HEY! GET DOWN THERE! *Sends two headless guards in armor to stop us*
Gracious! *Tries attacking the headless men only to get whacked by a spear perfectly aimed at me*
Whoa! These guys must have the 6th sense...
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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:05 pm

*Runs at one of the guards, stabs straight through his armour, a black ooze comes out*
What the...
*As I'm pulling out my sabre 'it' falls, the other one goes to kill me, he cuts my leg*
OW! GRR!

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby cena-rules on Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:08 pm

*flies over colliseum and sees strife and NES fighting some guards*
*lands on 1 guard crushing his head*
"am I late?"

Inventory
Akira, sword, 100 gold, shirt, pants. cape, Akiras pouch

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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:09 pm

*tricks the headless one with jumping still to make him stab upward and gets the other guard.*
Guard B: ARGH!!! *Falls to ground*
Me: They are down... Strife! *Removes his own shirt to use as medical bandaging for strife's wound* We must have rest now...
*Rations meat to strife and I (2 meat left)*
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Postby cena-rules on Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:10 pm

*uses dragon saliva on the wounds of NES and strife*

"well Im here. What were you looking for"
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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:11 pm

No, your just in time for the party.
*Winks*
*Demonic voice sounds*
???: Die mortals!
Make us!
*A Huge black demon with horns and a whip, comes out of the abyss*
Bring it...
*Gives everyone a ration of meat*

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 9 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby cena-rules on Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:11 pm

*flies above beast distracting it*

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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:12 pm

*Charges whip demon with sword high and gets disarmed by the whip*
WHA! *Slides under him and takes him down by the legs (Not the bad spot)*
Nail him right away!
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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:13 pm

*Stabs the demon in the chest*
Guess he couldn't handle us...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby cena-rules on Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:14 pm

*drops down onto the best*

"Hey my amulet"

Inventory
Akira, sword, 100 gold, shirt, pants. cape, Akiras pouch,amulet

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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:14 pm

*Grabs sword disarmed and decapitates him*
That will learn him... *Demon burns to ashes*
Whoa! Another trap... *Grabs whip* I suppose I could make something out of this whip.
*Whip equipped*
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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:17 pm

Where to next guys?
*looks around*
Is there another town nearby...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 10 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:18 pm

*Sees a graveyard from the "Caeser" podium*
Where there is a graveyard, there must be a town!
Onwards!
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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:27 pm

O' RLY?
*Looks at the town next to the graveyard*
Nevermind... Onward!
*Gives Meat rations to all*

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 8 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconuts, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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