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Postby Syzygy on Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:16 am

dustn64 wrote:I snap his dick in half and cut his sack open, so I get get his balls and put them in his mouth. I make him swallow them whole.


OMFG.

*Cries and hangs himself.
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Postby johnnyrotten on Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:40 pm

*wanks off over the dead hanging body*
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Postby dustn64 on Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:43 pm

*catches your liquid*

*duct tapes funnel to your mouth*

*pours goat blood in bag of liquid*

*empties bag into funnel*
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:56 am

Beats off while watching
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!

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Postby dustn64 on Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:23 am

I take two goats, give one laxitive.

tie you down

have one goat sit on your dick

have the other take a crap on your face

[size=0]I hope these are sexy enough or you guys[/size]
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Postby fireedud on Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:02 pm

sticks long island (the big, green dildo) up your @$$.
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Postby heavycola on Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:42 pm

i tie him up, pour battery acid in his eyes, eviscerate him with a dull spoon, slide around naked in the hot guts, and apply a cattle prod to my balls as i asphyxiate myself with his small intestine and weep in his dying face.
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Postby UCAbears on Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:46 pm

Norse wrote:Fingers his bottom^^^^^^^^^


omg ur so fucking sick..
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Postby s.xkitten on Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:58 pm

i know i shouldn't post in this thread...but i figured i'd give y'all a chance to be not quite so gay...go for it... :D
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Postby nmhunate on Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:00 am

... The Aristocrats!
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Postby hecter on Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:01 am

*spanks. Hard*
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Postby Aimless on Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:08 am

*Gets hard thinking about the spanker.*

Err... I mean spanking. Yes. Pay no attention to the simple typo that was not a Freudian slip.

*Whistles innocently.*
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Postby Pico on Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:18 am

I use the whole Fist

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Postby Fircoal on Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:10 am

*has sex with everyone who has posted on this thread so far.*
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Postby Pico on Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:51 am

You have?!?! well ok, I guess since I'm new, im no exception.

*drops pants and stands behind Fircoal*

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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:47 am

tickles their butt kisses their neck and applies 2 in the pink and one in the stink.
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Postby Pico on Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:01 am

Teaches him something new, Visual and hands on:

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Postby chessplaya on Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:05 am

I will use the teaser on u :wink: :lol:
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Postby Pico on Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:31 am

When it comes to performing I don't f*ck around



BEHOLD THE SHOWSTOPPER!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:12 am

That was the most wasted opportunity to not be gay that I've ever seen...
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!

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Postby s.xkitten on Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:57 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:That was the most wasted opportunity to not be gay that I've ever seen...


qft
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Postby dustn64 on Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:29 pm

we go out for a nice seafood dinner. I order fish, you order shrimp. we sit and talk for half an hour until the food comes. when we get done I pay and we walk out the door. I call a cab but nobody stops. we decide to walk home. We walk across deserts and grasslands until we realize that you live acoss the country. we get stranded and began to starve. I rip your arm off and we share the meat. I realize that we can ride the motorcycle I have been carrying. We do and make it home safely. I tell you I am sorry for ripping your arm off and drop you off at your house.

The end
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Postby Pain Killer on Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:48 am

dustn64 wrote:we go out for a nice seafood dinner. I order fish, you order shrimp. we sit and talk for half an hour until the food comes. when we get done I pay and we walk out the door. I call a cab but nobody stops. we decide to walk home. We walk across deserts and grasslands until we realize that you live acoss the country. we get stranded and began to starve. I rip your arm off and we share the meat. I realize that we can ride the motorcycle I have been carrying. We do and make it home safely. I tell you I am sorry for ripping your arm off and drop you off at your house.

The end


:shock: that happend to me last night
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Postby Pico on Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:56 am

Rub your stumb of an arm and tell you "everything is gonna be alright"

"I'm gonna show you which side to butter your bread"
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Postby hecter on Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:03 am

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Use your imagination :twisted:
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