Who has the last word?

[jonesthecurl]

[takes cover]

[darth emperor]

[takes cover]

dont worry he wont shoot you, only he'll nuke you nothing else

[jonesthecurl]

[hides in fridge]

[darth emperor]

do u have cold?? do you need a blanket?

[jonesthecurl]

I've seen the last Indiana Jones movie. I know how to survive a nuclear blast.

[darth emperor]

It's a movie not real...

[jonesthecurl]

I'll try it if you will.

[darth emperor]

i wont do anything it will Kitty Lee Oswald

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

Oh geeezes, Jones wants you to join him in the refrigerator. How romantic! I just hope Kid Whiskey, doesn't go into one of those jealous rages.

[jonesthecurl]

Ah: another witty comeback.
I so look forward to your little visits.
Well, the end of them anyway.

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

Ah: another witty comeback.
I so look forward to your little visits.
Well, the end of them anyway.

It was NOT a comeback as you want to point out. It was an observation of your homosexual tendencies. You see Jones, most boys don't want to share a small enclosed space with another person of the same sex, it reeks of homosexuality.


OoooooOOOooooOOOOOoooo Darth Emperor, will you share my small humble space with me? Yes my Emperor, it has to be the refrigerator, cause I'm sooooo hot for you!

[jonesthecurl]

Chill.

[KidWhisky]

you bet I'll be in that refrigerator. Not only will it protect me from the nuke blast, I'll get to spend some quality time with Jones. I wouldn't expext a homophobe like you general to understand this but sometime two guys in a fridge just means nuclear survival. Also Whisky does not have and E in it

[jonesthecurl]

Would you like some E, whisky?

[darth emperor]

let's see... kitty is going go to shoot EVERYONE who posts here in first place to genereal stoneham

but he wont shoot 2 poster

1-jonesthecurl, he'll get nuke apart from him no one is going to be nuke,so kidwhisky no need to protect

2- darth emperor, of course he wont shoot me... he wont anything but obey me coz is my cat

[jonesthecurl]

Hmm. I wasn't previously aware that the word "cat" and the word "obey" could belong in the same sentence without the addition of "not".

[darth emperor]

Now ur aware.


P.S. The trick is to treat them like dogs(the double sense is intentional)

[jonesthecurl]

What, cook them Korean-style?

[darth emperor]

yes, why u think this is the 47th cat i have this year...


P.S.But this one can shoot i wont think i eat it...

[jonesthecurl]

Next year's big cookbook success - Food that Fights Back!
It meets all the veggies' objections to unfair treatment of animals by granting them the second amendment.

[darth emperor]

dont worry people of PETA, he has a gun so wont happen nothing... but if he has a gun maybe u should worry coz he will shoot anyone(but me)

[jonesthecurl]

Actually, use of the nuke would give a whole new meaning to "fusion" cuisine.

[KidWhisky]

mmmmm fusion cuisine

[darth emperor]

im hoping to try it

[jonesthecurl]

of course, being an expat brit, I miss proper fission chips.