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What's your life expetancy?

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86 to 90
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81 to 85
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75 to 80
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71 to 75
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70 or Under
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What's your life expectancy?

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Apr 04, 2021 4:07 am

Mine is 89 years old.

https://www.blueprintincome.com/tools/l ... ill-i-live

However, if I gain 100 pounds, start drinking liquor daily, begin smoking 2 packs of cigarettes a day, quit my job and go on the dole, and become sedentary, I can get it down to 72. It doesn't appear I can realistically get it much lower.

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Re: What's your life expetency?

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Apr 04, 2021 4:11 am

If I were a 5'8" black male who weighed 295 pounds, dropped out of high school, earned less than $40K per year, never exercised, had diabetes, smoked 2 packs of cigarettes a day, and drank a lot, I could live up until I was 60!

But if I stopped drinking completely, I could live until I was 61!
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Re: What's your life expetency?

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Apr 04, 2021 4:18 am

Okay this one -- https://www.blueprintincome.com/tools/l ... ill-i-live -- said I have until I'm 89. But the Social Security Administration says that, if I can make it to 70 years old without getting hit by a bus or something, then I have until 87.

https://www.ssa.gov/cgi-bin/longevity.cgi

This one says I'll die at age 86.

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Re: What's your life expectancy?

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Apr 04, 2021 6:48 am

It says I'll croak at 81, which is clearly bullshit. I expect to live to 500 at the very least.
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Re: What's your life expectancy?

Postby 2dimes on Sun Apr 04, 2021 7:45 am

The social security admin said, 82.1

It did not ask where I live or any pesky health or lifestyle questions so...
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Re: What's your life expectancy?

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun Apr 04, 2021 5:03 pm

Good news: you'll live to 93!
Bad news: that means your pension won't cover you!
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Re: What's your life expectancy?

Postby TeeGee on Sun Apr 04, 2021 5:30 pm

I should be dead already, I'm just hanging around like a bad smell to haunt you all
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Re: What's your life expectancy?

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Apr 04, 2021 6:50 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:Good news: you'll live to 93!


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Re: What's your life expectancy?

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Apr 04, 2021 9:27 pm

My Dad lived to 96. My Mum to 93. I think Dad would have lived longer if he hadn't given up.
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Re: What's your life expectancy?

Postby HitRed on Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:31 am

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Re: What's your life expectancy?

Postby betiko on Tue Apr 06, 2021 3:20 am

shit I'll live till I'm 81. hi 5 duk
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Re: What's your life expectancy?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Apr 06, 2021 2:40 pm

betiko wrote:shit I'll live till I'm 81. hi 5 duk


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Re: What's your life expectancy?

Postby KoolBak on Wed Apr 07, 2021 4:53 am

82 :lol:

Clearly didn't ask the right questions. I'm trying to be better, but ..yeah...82, NOT
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