UK police: alcohol bans promotes better behaviour

[bigtoughralf]

The UK's police have praised Qatar for its refusal to allow fans to consume alcohol at the 2022 World Cup, noting that as a result of this policy fans are behaving much better than normal, are friendlier, and no arrests have been required:

Ministers should resist calls to ease restrictions on drinking in UK football grounds given the lack of trouble at the Qatar World Cup, according to a police chief.

Chief Constable Mark Roberts, the UK’s football policing lead, said the tournament in the Gulf state had an atmosphere similar to the “passionate but friendly” one seen at the women’s Euros earlier in the year.

After he repeatedly noted alcohol has a “detrimental effect” on people’s behaviour, Mr Roberts suggested the “relaxed” atmosphere at the World Cup should dampen any talk of lifting the ban on drinking alcohol in the stands in the UK.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/e ... 34702.html

[bigtoughralf]

OT's resident alcohol abusers rn:

[jimboston]

OT's resident alcohol abusers rn:

You’re not talking about yourself?

[bigtoughralf]

I am fully sober because my exquisite body is a temple.

[jonesthecurl]

I drink but I dom't follow sports, so I'm all good unless Prohibition comes back.

[jimboston]

I am fully sober because my exquisite body is a temple.

So 100% healthy lifestyle?

Except for all the dirty poon you “shag”?

[KoolBak]

*believes fat, acne-scarred, greasy kid, hiding behind monitor*

This is so ridiculous, it's painful.

[jimboston]

*believes fat, acne-scarred, greasy kid, hiding behind monitor*

This is so ridiculous, it's painful.

Who said I believe him?

Just referring back to some of his prior comments… IMHO if your body is a temple you don’t go ‘shag’ every piece of ass you can get your hands on.

What you put in your body matters… yes.

Whom you put parts of your body. into also matters.

You can eat one twinkie and your body will recover.

You f*ck the ‘wrong’ ‘lady’ and there may be lifelong repercussions.

So holding ‘your body as a temple’ is great in theory… but how far do you take that?

Now the voracity of his answers might be bullshit… but how he answers may be interesting.

[bigtoughralf]

I am fully sober because my exquisite body is a temple.

So 100% healthy lifestyle?

Except for all the dirty poon you “shag”?

In the words of the late great Chairman: "I wash my dick inside my women".

[bigtoughralf]

You f*ck the ‘wrong’ ‘lady’ and there may be lifelong repercussions.

If you have unprotected vaginal sex with a woman who has HIV the chances of her passing it on to you about about 3-4%.

0.09% of women in the UK have HIV.

So each time you have unprotected sex with a new woman your chances of getting HIV are about 0.0003%.

Basically, the only people who have protected sex are the sort of people who have duct tape over the cracks around their front door because they're afraid Covid will waft in.

[jimboston]

You f*ck the ‘wrong’ ‘lady’ and there may be lifelong repercussions.

If you have unprotected vaginal sex with a woman who has HIV the chances of her passing it on to you about about 3-4%.

0.09% of women in the UK have HIV.

So each time you have unprotected sex with a new woman your chances of getting HIV are about 0.0003%.

Basically, the only people who have protected sex are the sort of people who have duct tape over the cracks around their front door because they're afraid Covid will waft in.

You might wanna do a little reading if you think i was only talking about HIV.

Have you heard of Herpes?

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/genital-herpes/

https://yoursexualhealth.co.uk/blog/how ... in-the-uk/

That’s with you for life bruh.

I’m sure there are other viruses that stick too but likely less common.

… but your ‘Temple’ is so strong and robust you got nothing to worry about.

(more likely you got nothing to worry about because you wouldn’t know what a pussy looked like if it slapped you in the face.)

[bigtoughralf]

What sort of pound shop skets do you think I'm porking?

How to avoid serious STDs:
- Don't pick up slags in clubs
- Don't date shifty, untrustworthy or loose women

Congratulations, you can now look forward to a sexually healthy future!

[jimboston]

What sort of pound shop skets do you think I'm porking?

How to avoid serious STDs:
- Don't pick up slags in clubs
- Don't date shifty, untrustworthy or loose women

Congratulations, you can now look forward to a sexually healthy future!

I mean…you’ve posted some stories about your conquests here before… they didn’t portray you as too picky when it came into looking into someone’s background. A girl can be pretty and look clean and still have and STD. She doesn’t have to look like a hoe or a who’re or a dirty “slag”.

Oh and to answer your first question… I don’t think you’re porking any girls… be they shifty and slaggy, or sweet and innocent.

[Dukasaur]

Or sweet and innocent by day, shifty and slaggy by night.

[KoolBak]

Yeah Jimbo, I get it.

Just that these internet tools that blatantly post all this BS about themselves, yet hide shamefully for fear of someone actually knowing who they are....can't believe I'm wasting the time to type about the fool.

Just that THIS TIME, the fucking poll about a question worded so horrendously....SMH.

Ok, I'll go now.....

[bigtoughralf]

you’ve posted some stories about your conquests here before… they didn’t portray you as too picky when it came into looking into someone’s background. A girl can be pretty and look clean and still have and STD. She doesn’t have to look like a hoe or a who’re or a dirty “slag”.

I wasn't judging them on their appearance, more their character. As someone with high emotional intelligence I am good at reading people and avoiding hussies.

Oh and to answer your first question… I don’t think you’re porking any girls… be they shifty and slaggy, or sweet and innocent.

I wasn't trying to convince you that I am. You asked how I ensure my pipes stay clean so I was telling you.

You are correct that abstinence is the only 100% effective contraceptive though and I agree with you there.

Or sweet and innocent by day, shifty and slaggy by night.

Duk gets me

[jimboston]

you’ve posted some stories about your conquests here before… they didn’t portray you as too picky when it came into looking into someone’s background. A girl can be pretty and look clean and still have and STD. She doesn’t have to look like a hoe or a who’re or a dirty “slag”.

I wasn't judging them on their appearance, more their character. As someone with high emotional intelligence I am good at reading people and avoiding hussies.

I’m glad your “high emotional intelligence” comes with the ability to magically detect venereal diseases over a cup of tea.


If you were ACTUALLY intelligent you wouldn’t need to be told that…
1) No matter how good a person is at reading other people, you can’t really know someone after a single meeting.
2) You don’t have to be a “hussy” to have a venereal disease.
3) It’s quite possible a woman (or more likely in your case a little boy) can have an STD and not even know it.

[bigtoughralf]

1) No, but you can detect people's character during a 2-/3-hour date, which leads to..
2) You would have to be a sket to knowingly spread an STD, therefore skets rejected = penis protected.

Ignoring the pointless ad hominem 3) is a reasonable point, but the sort of diseases that are symptomless and common are things like Chlamydia (as treatable as a common cold) and HPV (symptomless and pretty much everyone already carries it anyway). If you're going to let them worry you enough that you trade the natural warmth and hospitality of the vaginal passage for greasy rubber then you might as well just stop having sex and buy a flesh light.

Or maybe you could do some ablutions and meditate, which would also salve your mind and body much more effectively than any spermicide will.

[jimboston]

You realize that guys who get as much poon as you imply you get are NOT typically the type of guys who talk about the poon they get.

just saying…

[bigtoughralf]

I didn't think I'd implied anything lmao

I've been trying to discuss practical approaches to keeping your sex life both stimulating and safe, your (quite transparent) preference seems to be attempting to goad me into giving you detailed accounts of sexual encounters I've had.

Sorry, but if it's jerk off material you're after then jp's incel thread might better suit your needs.

[jimboston]

I didn't think I'd implied anything lmao

Not in this thread, but in others….but when you make up stories I’m not surprised you can’t remember them.

[bigtoughralf]

I didn't make anything up. You may be living in the Sahara but I'm in lush, rainy England.

[jimboston]

I didn't make anything up. You may be living in the Sahara but I'm in lush, rainy England.

I hope you’re not going after those English girls.
A BJ with those horrific teeth seems dangerous.