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Waffle Taco

Postby The Bison King on Tue Feb 25, 2014 11:08 am

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/t ... udes-the-l

It's official. Taco Bell is Trolling America, and getting away with it!
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Re: Waffle Taco

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Feb 25, 2014 11:42 am

>buzzfeed

I fucking hate that begging-for-clicks website
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Re: Waffle Taco

Postby krallam on Tue Feb 25, 2014 11:59 am

hmm...
i predict epic failure.
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Re: Waffle Taco

Postby notyou2 on Tue Feb 25, 2014 12:11 pm

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Re: Waffle Taco

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:10 pm

Disgusting.
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Re: Waffle Taco

Postby The Voice on Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:27 pm

Do I still have to wear pants to eat at Taco Bell, or can I now just come in my underwear?
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Re: Waffle Taco

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:20 pm

The Voice wrote:Do I still have to wear pants to eat at Taco Bell, or can I now just come in my underwear?

These dudes are already way ahead of you.

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Re: Waffle Taco

Postby Gilligan on Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:34 pm

They seem a little too happy.
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Re: Waffle Taco

Postby 2dimes on Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:46 pm

Bpotw?
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Re: Waffle Taco

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Tue Feb 25, 2014 5:08 pm

Dukasaur wrote:Disgusting.


While my initial gut reaction is to agree, objectively I don't see how it's different from eating a breakfast of waffles, eggs, sausage, etc. on a plate with a fork. This is just an excuse to pick up the food now.

Knowing Toxic Smell it's probably really gross, though.

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Re: Waffle Taco

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Feb 25, 2014 5:14 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Disgusting.


While my initial gut reaction is to agree, objectively I don't see how it's different from eating a breakfast of waffles, eggs, sausage, etc. on a plate with a fork. This is just an excuse to pick up the food now.

Knowing Toxic Smell it's probably really gross, though.

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Yeah, just looking at the picture at seeing that syrup dripping all over the fucking thing, and imagining it getting all over my hands, and all over my clothes, and my hands getting stuck to the steering wheel, it's just a bad scene and a really disgusting image.

I agree, objectively speaking it's no worse than eating those foods individually. I'm not a big fan of American breakfasts to begin with, so it's not exciting for me even laid out separately on a plate, although I do eat it sometimes.

Why don't they just put it through a blender and serve it as a smoothie? That would at least keep it off the steering wheel!

BTW> "Toxic Smell" = Good one!

Best one I've heard is "Puke of Hell"
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Re: Waffle Taco

Postby Serbia on Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:35 pm

No thanks.

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Re: Waffle Taco

Postby krallam on Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:42 pm

i actually LIKE taco bells' tacos(those dorito shells were really good)in fact, i ate 26 hard shells in one sitting. but as a quick, bad for you breakfast, i just don't see it as a viable option. for myself, anyways...
i'll probly try it, tho - just to see what all the fuss is about...
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Re: Waffle Taco

Postby demonfork on Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:48 pm

Looks pretty good to me.
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Re: Waffle Taco

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Feb 25, 2014 11:49 pm

oh and I don't get why people think this is disgusting or weird. Like TG said, it's actually just pretty normal breakfast food and it's very smart of Taco Bell to get into breakfast.

The first fast food restaurant to serve breakfast after 11 is going to have a big increase in sales.
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Re: Waffle Taco

Postby mrswdk on Wed Feb 26, 2014 3:58 am

Is the name of this thread a sex joke?
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Re: Waffle Taco

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Feb 26, 2014 4:13 am

mrswdk wrote:Is the name of this thread a sex joke?

It would be a lot more fun if it was.
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Re: Waffle Taco

Postby 2dimes on Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:25 am

Looks potentially in edible but you apply the syrup yourself, so don't open that packet it if you're in a vehicle.

If you can't operate the condiments why blame the franchise? If you're soaked in mustard after eating a hot dog at a stadium it's not one of the baseball team's fault.
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Re: Waffle Taco

Postby notyou2 on Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:38 am

2dimes wrote:Looks potentially in edible but you apply the syrup yourself, so don't open that packet it if you're in a vehicle.

If you can't operate the condiments why blame the franchise? If you're soaked in mustard after eating a hot dog at a stadium it's not one of the baseball team's fault.


You're right. I would blame the brewery.
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Re: Waffle Taco

Postby 2dimes on Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:06 am

Spilling food on yourself while drinking is a not an issue. If you go to work after that without a shower and a change of outfit. Either.
A - You have a drinking problem.
B - You work at a sewage treatment plant or similar where a clean outfit is just silly.
C - You are so powerful people don't dare comment on your appearance.

I really should side with the duk. I spill food on myself often and if there was syrup in it it would get on me.
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Re: Waffle Taco

Postby notyou2 on Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:10 am

My wife says about me "if it's not on his shirt, it's not on the menu"
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Feb 26, 2014 6:10 pm

High five bro. I am looking for a huge T-shirt to wear over my clothes at work since I have a customer service job where I look bad with mustard down the front of my shirt. Today I just lost bread crumbs, it was quite an achievement.
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Re: Waffle Taco

Postby The Voice on Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:28 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
The Voice wrote:Do I still have to wear pants to eat at Taco Bell, or can I now just come in my underwear?

These dudes are already way ahead of you.

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How did you find this picture of me?

2dimes wrote:Spilling food on yourself while drinking is a not an issue. If you go to work after that without a shower and a change of outfit. Either.
A - You have a drinking problem.
B - You work at a sewage treatment plant or similar where a clean outfit is just silly.
C - You are so powerful people don't dare comment on your appearance.
D - You want to look "of the people" (see Hoffman's shirt in Runaway Jury)
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Re: Waffle Taco

Postby krallam on Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:16 pm

wasn't it his tie?
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Re: Waffle Taco

Postby krallam on Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:18 pm

ha, speaking of getting food all over oneself while masticating, i just looked down and noticed i had a big splotch of dip from wings and veggies from about 2 hrs ago on my hoodie. f*ck.
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