the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[AndyDufresne]

I endorse laying down spent banana peels. It is very ecofriendly. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[targetman377]

let it go let it go.

[targetman377]

let it go let it go.

hahah i got the song stuck in your head

[AndyDufresne]

let it go let it go.

hahah i got the song stuck in your head

My favorite conversations are the ones where targetman is talking to split personalities.

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[targetman377]

let it go let it go.

hahah i got the song stuck in your head

My favorite conversations are the ones where targetman is talking to split personalities.

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[targetman377]

Longest thread Issue 13
7/3/2014
MUSIC!!!!!! Play this while reading to get the full exprance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vin0U-ej1L8


Return
-It has been about 3 years since this my last issue. Since then as editor I would like to take note at what has changed since then shall we go on a journey… sure…. Wait do I have a choice…. No….ok carry on then.
-got new job at alarm company
-president Obama was re-elected (if you did not know this I suggest getting out from andys banana peel) (ohh that was a 2 for one woot woot))
-little street where are thread is got a new name, management (the details are still unconfirmed as I have been away a bout 2 years) but I will take 2 dimes word for it cause after all 2 dimes is words are said to be worth 2 whole dimes

Lack sold the site then the guy who bought it sold it again.

-ohh the avengers came out and so did captain America actually 2 movies!!! So there is that.
Hmmm lets think anything else happened ahhhh no.

RIDDLE OF THE WEEK!!
AS always first one two post the correct answers wins something what?? Well IT’S A SURPRISE!!!!
Riddle: A natural state, I'm sought by all.
Go without me, and you shall fall.
You do me when you spend,
and use me when you eat to no end.

What am I?
PICTURE of the week!!!
And the winner is!!!!!

--Andy

Sorry that is just one cool picture of the moon!!

Runner ups….

BPotW

Rik Mayall (7 March 1958 – 9 June 2014)

INTERVIEW WITH Dukasaur!!!!!

what is your favorite color?
I like fluorescent colours. The actual favourite varies from time to time: electric blue, electric green, and that bright orange of the Ne-Phosphorus blend.

If I had been born 20 years later, I would definitely have been a raver...

If you could only eat one thing the rest of your life what would it be?
Man, that would be a tough call. So, so many things I love. If I really did have to pin it down to just one, Szegedin Gulaš would probably be the top of the heap. Szechuan Orange Beef would be a damn close second, though.


what is the average air speed of a sallow?
European Swallow or African Swallow? Nah, too predictable a joke.

Let me just say that sallows travel faster than tallows but slower than gallows.

what is your favorite joke?
Okay, Pierre Trudeau wakes up one morning and finds "Pierre is an asshole" written with urine in the snow outside his window.

So he calls the RCMP and demands that someone be punished for this outrage!

The RCMP sends its top forensics team and do an extensive investigation. A few days later they report with their results. "Sir," quoth the detectives, "We have some good news and some bad news."

"Ok, what's the good news?"

"Basic on chemical analysis, we can prove beyond a doubt that it's Robert Stanfield's urine, and based on that evidence we can get a conviction and send him to jail."

"Ok, what's the bad news?"

"It's Margaret's handwriting."

------------------------

I guess the youngsters who didn't grow up in the Trudeau years will not quite get it. I suggest that they educate themselves about those years, but in the meantime, they can still enjoy the joke (especially our American friends) if they substitute Obama for Trudeau, McCain for Stanfield, and Michelle for Margaret.

how much do you like Dr who?
So-so. I thought they had some really good sci-fi concepts, but the fact that they broke up every episode into multiple segments really hurt my enjoyment of the show. With my chaotic life I could never guarantee that I'd be at the same place at the same time every week, so I almost never saw two segments in the correct order, and following the plot was always a bit like putting together a jigsaw puzzle with some pieces missing.

I think I would have enjoyed the series a lot more if I could have seen an episode all the way through.

what is your favorite dinosaur?
Another tough question. I love so many of them. Stegosaurus, of course. That medieval armour and that spiky tail, like having a built-in morningstar! Brontosaurus was my favourite as a kid, and I'm especially fond of him now that the marketing assholes seem to have gotten in there and renamed him. Why is somebody always renaming something? f*ck you, marketing assholes! He was called Brontosaurus for 150 million years, we're not going to learn a new language just because you think it's time to have some pointless changes!

why did you want the newsletter back?
Some of my best moments on this site were spent reading it. It had some hilarious moments!

what is your favorite quote?

Deep within every human being there still lives the anxiety over the possibility of being alone in the world, forgotten by God, overlooked among the millions and millions in this enormous household. One keeps this anxiety at a distance by looking at the many round about who are related to him as kin and friends, but the anxiety is still there, nevertheless, and one hardly dares think of how he would feel if all this were taken away.

what do you like about the longest thread?
Subject: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

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targetman's Post of the Week: Priceless

do you think the interview is sufficient or should i add more?
It's plenty. The key to an ongoing series is not to make it so labour-intensive that you end up dropping it. I'd rather you do small interviews forever and forever and forever, than that you do a few big ones and end up dropping it.

Over looked post of the week

I saw "Rango" for the first time recently. What a fine film.

Ahh Jonsey Rango was a ok movie I thought not the greatest but ok but defiantly on the good side.

BPotW

I mean honestly!!! We got a real picture of Quirk EVERY Wednesday that’s what quirk is doing lol and no one saw it.

COMIC!!!
http://garfield.com/uploads/strips/2014-07-03.jpg
TARGETMAN377 HISTORY FACT OF THE DAY!!!
JULY 4th
1712 12 slaves are executed for starting a uprising in New York that killed nine whites.
1776 The amended Declaration of Independence, prepared by Thomas Jefferson, is approved and signed by John Hancock–President of the Continental Congress–and Charles Thomson, Congress secretary. The state of New York abstains from signing.
1817 Construction begins on the Erie Canal, to connect Lake Erie and the Hudson River.
1826 Two of America's founding fathers–Thomas Jefferson and John Adams–die.
1831 The fifth president of the United States, James Monroe, dies at the age of 73.
1845 Henry David Thoreau begins his 26-month stay at Walden Pond.
1855 Walt Whitman publishes the first edition of Leaves of Grass at his own expense.
1861 Union and Confederate forces skirmish at Harpers Ferry.
1862 Charles Dodgson first tells the story of Alice's adventures down the rabbit hole during a picnic along the Thames.
1863 The Confederate town of Vicksburg, Mississippi, surrenders to General Ulysses S. Grant.
1881 Billy the Kid is shot dead in New Mexico.
1894 After seizing power, Judge Stanford B. Dole declares Hawaii a republic.
1895 The poem America the Beautiful is first published.
1901 William H. Taft becomes the American governor of the Philippines.
1910 Race riots break out all over the United States after African American Jack Johnson knocks out Jim Jeffries in a heavyweight boxing match.
1931 Novelist James Joyce and Nora Barnacle are married in London after being together for 26 years.
1934 Boxer Joe Louis wins his first professional fight.
1946 The United States grants the Philippine Islands their independence.
1960 The 50-star flag makes its debut in Philadelphia.
1976 An Israeli raid at Entebbe airport in Uganda rescues 105 hostages.

WHAT WAS NOT SAID IN THIS POST!!!!

So much science in the form of podcasts today. Yes.

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

What andy really is saying is that he is trying to create a NEW BANANA with conscious!!! Yes andy is trying to build an army of bananas that will take over the world.. we must band together and make sure this monkey does not win this time!!! Make some banana bread.
Advertising!!!
Popeye- even popeyes goes to popeys
Esclater-when your really lazy put an esclater in your house

A plea to all who read:
If you have an idea let me know I will do my best to put it in the next issue.

[pancakemix]

Oh, that takes me back...

Anyone for some Risk? Looks like the game we're in now's about to end badly...

[muy_thaiguy]

Oh, that takes me back...

Anyone for some Risk? Looks like the game we're in now's about to end badly...

I don't think I've played in about 2 years.

let it go let it go.

Just for that:


And then to make you feel better:

[Quirk]

Oh, that takes me back...

Anyone for some Risk? Looks like the game we're in now's about to end badly...

Game 14505753

[targetman377]

i have to write a paper

[targetman377]

Oh, that takes me back...

Anyone for some Risk? Looks like the game we're in now's about to end badly...

Game 14505753

i joined but i don't know anything about that kind of game so please help me out!

[Quirk]

Oh, that takes me back...

Anyone for some Risk? Looks like the game we're in now's about to end badly...

Game 14505753

i joined but i don't know anything about that kind of game so please help me out!

Zombies - Like nukes but doesn't reduce troops to 1, just makes 'em neutral.
Parachute - Like chained but territories don't have to be connected.
Trench - You can only attack from a region you own at the beginning of your turn.
As for the map it is very complicated, clearly above your head.

[targetman377]

Oh, that takes me back...

Anyone for some Risk? Looks like the game we're in now's about to end badly...

Game 14505753

i joined but i don't know anything about that kind of game so please help me out!

Zombies - Like nukes but doesn't reduce troops to 1, just makes 'em neutral.
Parachute - Like chained but territories don't have to be connected.
Trench - You can only attack form a region you own at the beginning of your turn.
As for the map it is very complicated, clearly above your head.

actually how did you know i was taking about the map... I don't know if i will ever get the hang of it..

see how good i am doing on my paper hahahhaha not good at all.

[muy_thaiguy]

Stupid kids. Making me feel old (I do turn 25 tomorrow!).

[Quirk]

Enjoy your day, muy_thaiguy. I turned a quarter of a century old in 1996. Good times.
It's page 2525.

[jonesthecurl]

[says nothing]

[PLAYER57832]

A quick "hello".

[targetman377]

hi got to go to work

[Dukasaur]

I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam.

[AndyDufresne]

A quick "hello".

A long aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

show: continued

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


--Andy

[targetman377]

good thing you hid that andy or it would be too much lol

[Quirk]

BPotW

[targetman377]

tis the night i wright poetry,
tis the night i drink beer
tis the night that i know is right
tis the night i stink of beer
tis the night where the light shines down upon me
tis the night i shrink upon my faults
tis the night i briten your day with this thought!
not a second goes by not a night drifts away without a peace of your sold to cradled and hold through the great night!

[Quirk]

[AndyDufresne]

I wish today was Friday. Almost. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy