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[Dukasaur]

I am about to write my last paper as an undergraduate

Why? Are you about to get expelled?

[targetman377]

I am about to write my last paper as an undergraduate

Why? Are you about to get expelled?

nope my i am taking my last class right now before graduation.

[strike wolf]

Welcome to drunk wolf rambles. I am your host. Drunk Wolf. Tonight's topic. Encores.

So being very drunk at a bar, I was looking at the concert liating. Some good bands. Some bad bands. What I noticed most however was that one of the bands had listed what their encore was going to be. Naturally, I am like what the f*ck. Right? I mean you cant say what your encore is. Even if you know you are going to do one and everyone in the bleeping room knows youre going to do one. You still at least attempt to maintain the illusion that it was a spontaneous decision to come back on stage. Listing what your encore will be is like telling the reader who the murderer is on the first page of a whodunit. It might be obvious by the end but you still dont tell them. So screw you The Knots and your ruiningof the fun. And I know what you are thinking. "Maybe they are being intentionally rebellious". Screw that too. Being rebellious about stupid things is just a cry of "look at us, we're rebels".

That concludes tonight's Drunk Wolf rambles.

[DoomYoshi]

Welcome to drunk wolf rambles. I am your host. Drunk Wolf. Tonight's topic. Encores.

So being very drunk at a bar, I was looking at the concert liating. Some good bands. Some bad bands. What I noticed most however was that one of the bands had listed what their encore was going to be. Naturally, I am like what the f*ck. Right? I mean you cant say what your encore is. Even if you know you are going to do one and everyone in the bleeping room knows youre going to do one. You still at least attempt to maintain the illusion that it was a spontaneous decision to come back on stage. Listing what your encore will be is like telling the reader who the murderer is on the first page of a whodunit. It might be obvious by the end but you still dont tell them. So screw you The Knots and your ruiningof the fun. And I know what you are thinking. "Maybe they are being intentionally rebellious". Screw that too. Being rebellious about stupid things is just a cry of "look at us, we're rebels".

That concludes tonight's Drunk Wolf rambles.

Is that your final collage assay?

[Dukasaur]

We are Tricky Woo.

[targetman377]

Welcome to drunk wolf rambles. I am your host. Drunk Wolf. Tonight's topic. Encores.

So being very drunk at a bar, I was looking at the concert liating. Some good bands. Some bad bands. What I noticed most however was that one of the bands had listed what their encore was going to be. Naturally, I am like what the f*ck. Right? I mean you cant say what your encore is. Even if you know you are going to do one and everyone in the bleeping room knows youre going to do one. You still at least attempt to maintain the illusion that it was a spontaneous decision to come back on stage. Listing what your encore will be is like telling the reader who the murderer is on the first page of a whodunit. It might be obvious by the end but you still dont tell them. So screw you The Knots and your ruiningof the fun. And I know what you are thinking. "Maybe they are being intentionally rebellious". Screw that too. Being rebellious about stupid things is just a cry of "look at us, we're rebels".

That concludes tonight's Drunk Wolf rambles.

Is that your final collage assay?

[DoomYoshi]

[muy_thaiguy]

Well, Nebraska got rid of a guy who won 9 games a year to bring in a guy who is anything but consistent. Florida hired away Colorado State's head coach for about $5 million and pay them $2 million for a game there. UNLV hired a high school coach, no lies, mainly because some local boosters would donate $30 million to them if they did.

Some strange coaching hires going on this season.

[pancakemix]

I demand more Drunk Wolf.

[targetman377]

ohhh you think you can just go about demanding this and demanding that!!!!!

[pancakemix]

ohhh you think you can just go about demanding this and demanding that!!!!!

Eeyup.

[Quirk]

I proclaim that claims are left unstated
I demand a rematch

I decree a stalemate
I divine my deeper motives
I recognize the weapons
I've practiced them well
I fitted them myself

Let my machine talk to me

[Dukasaur]

I make my cock
Run around the block

[Quirk]

I am in now a senior in collage. but i still have about 2 semesters left until i graduate.

That quote is from Feb 2011. I thought you graduated, quit Target and went on a vision quest. That was why we didn't hear from you for over a year. Now I'm all confused.

edit: OK, after some more research I see where you posted you were returning to school this year. Two questions still remain -
1. Was the vision quest a success?
2. Do you still work at Target?

If you are wondering why I care so much, I'm wasting time on CC when I should be doing errands. A patented Targetman move.

...and I'm out.

[2dimes]

That US&A is skeerd of Chiner so they's makin' a new capsule thingy.

http://www.airspacemag.com/space/americ ... 180952126/

[targetman377]

I am in now a senior in collage. but i still have about 2 semesters left until i graduate.

That quote is from Feb 2011. I thought you graduated, quit Target and went on a vision quest. That was why we didn't hear from you for over a year. Now I'm all confused.

edit: OK, after some more research I see where you posted you were returning to school this year. Two questions still remain -
1. Was the vision quest a success?
2. Do you still work at Target?

If you are wondering why I care so much, I'm wasting time on CC when I should be doing errands. A patented Targetman move.

...and I'm out.

Lol no i did not go on a vision quest... i would love to though lol

I do not work at target now i work at Vivint i work to moniter people house basical we call to see if its a false alarm or.. "i have fallen and can't get up i send police,ems or fire out..

I thought i had that many classes but over the last 3 years i have been taking classes here and there. this time i thought i would have a whole semseter left but my dean said i only had a gym class and any 3 credit course after he moved courses around for me!!!!! which was awsome.

I though am thinking about getting a phd in history though so i can teach collage.

and yes i am supposed to be finishing my paper right now

target out JK i am writing a paper so i will be back tonight.

[targetman377]

i just noticed i still have VOTE AUTO/Target in 12 on my tag for all my post...


i miss MARIO!!!!

[DoomYoshi]

I don't know anyone who holds a subcompact long enough to warrant any of these features.



Quite possibly the silliest gun ad ever.

[DoomYoshi]

Well, maybe this guy:


Btw, that's a great way to hold a gun while walking.

[DoomYoshi]

[AndyDufresne]

Shoot fireballs from your hands, for real, with this device evidently:



**Leaves behind a bowl of roasted bananas**


--Andy

[DoomYoshi]

This thread was the first thread on CC to mention Afghanistan. Since the mission ended today (the flag was lowered), Al Jazeera came up with this "interactive": http://webapps.aljazeera.net/aje/custom/2014/drawdownafghanistan/web/index.html

in totally unrelated news:

My favorite signature on this site:

[AndyDufresne]

In unrelated news, here are some cool raw b&w images from the Curiosity Rover within the last few days to weeks. The Rover is currently in 'Gale Crater' which is an ancient lakebed. The rover is driving up a mountain in the center of the grater to study the geologic data to get a better understanding how long Mars was wet, and if it was a long period or if it was episodic, etc.

You can view raw images everyday here: http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/multimedia ... ?slide=831

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**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[2dimes]

My favorite signature on this site:

Boxcutta. That guy was pretty hilarious. He probably tied for funniest guy on another forum.

[DoomYoshi]

My favorite signature on this site:

Boxcutta. That guy was pretty hilarious. He probably tied for funniest guy on another forum.

Did you remember a signature you probably haven't seen since 2008 or so?