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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:36 pm

But there are 6 fruitastic flavors!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:41 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:30 pm

I'd like some of that. **Munches on a banana gum**

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Feb 12, 2015 12:04 pm

What would happen if you trod on it? Would you slip and at the same time it sticks to your shoe?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:25 pm

Well, Destination Truth may no longer being aired, but the former host now has a new show on the Travel Channel, Expedition Unknown. Basically Josh Gates, the host, travels around the world searching out mysteries of history. Everything from Amelia Earheart, to lost cities in the jungles of South America. If nothing else, just watching him interact with the locals, trying the local delicacies, and learning about the local cultures makes it very interesting.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Feb 13, 2015 8:43 am

i don't feel so good today..
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:05 am

Too much banana bubblegum?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:06 am

no i have a fever. Don't know what from
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby blackdragon1661 on Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:24 am

You probably have a fever because you do not feel well. Most likely, you do not feel well because of that nasty fever you have there.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:26 am

Or it is because targetman subsists on:

targetman377 wrote:so i am going to make popcorn, pour myself some brandy get drunk


**Leaves behind a banana bunch**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:40 pm

blackdragon1661 wrote:You probably have a fever because you do not feel well. Most likely, you do not feel well because of that nasty fever you have there.



well i am glad you settled that for me blackdragon. I am busy firing my doctor right now as i can now use you as my doctor. by the way you know that i have epilepsy so i hope your a head doctor too
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:42 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Or it is because targetman subsists on:

targetman377 wrote:so i am going to make popcorn, pour myself some brandy get drunk


**Leaves behind a banana bunch**


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wait. thats a healthy diet.. i mean i proscribed it will i was drinking brandy

when i was really sick i made popcorn..and rice.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Skittles! on Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:54 pm

I can't believe this damn thread is still going on.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Feb 14, 2015 12:10 am

Skittles! Welcome back!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Sat Feb 14, 2015 12:19 am

Skittles! wrote:I can't believe this damn thread is still going on.

It is one of the things on Conquer Club that isn't declining as fast as the rest.


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby owenshooter on Sat Feb 14, 2015 12:39 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
Skittles! wrote:I can't believe this damn thread is still going on.

It is one of the things on Conquer Club that isn't declining as fast as the rest.


**Munches on a banana**


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kind of shocking, since you are still involved with it (the thread)... ZING!!!-Jésus noir
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sat Feb 14, 2015 6:53 pm

holy shit the black jesus has graced ourselves with his prescense

skittles is back shit.....

what is the world coming too?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby diddle on Sun Feb 15, 2015 5:25 am

Skittles! wrote:I can't believe this damn thread is still going on.


You're telling me...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sun Feb 15, 2015 11:20 am

diddle wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:It was spontaneous - I wanted to make a toilet joke, but avoid obvious "down the pan" and "looking flushed/flushed with success" lines. TO be perfectly honest, I did sit here for a minute or two, free-associating toilet words and looking for a joke. Not the best two minutes of my life...

There once was a fellow called "Diddle".
And one day, while having a widdle,
he looked down at his willy,
and thought "This is silly-
I should aim at the side, not the middle"


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:12 am

so when we die you think everyone comes here and just posts....yet we can't say your dead?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:18 am

**Munches on a banana**

Ah, yes. Monday.


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby nietzsche on Mon Feb 16, 2015 12:08 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Feb 17, 2015 12:07 pm

ahhh adding some class to our classy thread nezzy
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Feb 17, 2015 12:10 pm

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**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Skittles! on Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:55 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
Skittles! wrote:I can't believe this damn thread is still going on.

It is one of the things on Conquer Club that isn't declining as fast as the rest.


**Munches on a banana**


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I am overall surprised this website still has the domain tbh.

diddle wrote:
Skittles! wrote:I can't believe this damn thread is still going on.


You're telling me...

are you still hot diddle or what
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