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Postby nietzsche on Sun May 23, 2010 10:08 pm

I hired a private investigator to follow my cat every morning, don't know where he goes and why he comes back with dirt all over his hair.
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Re: My Dick

Postby Woodruff on Sun May 23, 2010 10:40 pm

nietzsche wrote:I hired a private investigator to follow my cat every morning, don't know where he goes and why he comes back with dirt all over his hair.


Shades of "That Darn Cat".
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Re: My Dick

Postby Timminz on Sun May 23, 2010 10:43 pm

I hired a dick to chase my dirty pussy once. Turns out I'm a dude.
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Re: My Dick

Postby clapper011 on Mon May 24, 2010 9:18 am

Timminz wrote:I hired a dick to chase my dirty pussy once. Turns out I'm a dude.

:? you been drinking again? 8-[
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Re: My Dick

Postby Timminz on Mon May 24, 2010 11:27 am

clapper011 wrote:
Timminz wrote:I hired a dick to chase my dirty pussy once. Turns out I'm a dude.

:? you been drinking again? 8-[


"Again" would imply a period of non-drinking has happened.
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Re: My Dick

Postby clapper011 on Mon May 24, 2010 2:11 pm

Timminz wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
Timminz wrote:I hired a dick to chase my dirty pussy once. Turns out I'm a dude.

:? you been drinking again? 8-[


"Again" would imply a period of non-drinking has happened.

:shock: true! And in this heat... that would not be a good thing.. with dehydration and all... :P :lol:
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Re: My Dick

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Mar 02, 2021 11:38 am

hopefully nietzsche found his pussy
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Re: My Dick

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:10 pm

Army of GOD wrote:hopefully nietzsche found his pussy

Yeah, it's called riskllama.
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