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Who Has the Right to Texas?

Postby Phatscotty on Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:19 pm

Put it to a vote, see where people stand and why? I think the outcome could be very surprising

This is an advertising campaign in Mexico from Swedish vodka maker Absolut promises to push all the right buttons south of the U.S. border, but it could ruffle a few feathers in El Norte

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The U.S.-Mexico border lies where it was before the Mexican-American war of 1848 when California, as we now know it, was Mexican territory and known as Alta California.

Following the war, the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo saw the Mexican territories of Alta California and Santa Fé de Nuevo México ceded to the United States to become modern-day California, Texas, New Mexico, Utah, Colorado and Arizona. (Texas actually split from Mexico several years earlier to form a breakaway republic, and was voluntarily annexed by the United States in 1846.)

The campaign taps into the national pride of Mexicans, according to Favio Ucedo, creative director of leading Latino advertising agency Grupo Gallegos in the U.S., which was not involved in the Absolut campaign.

Ucedo, who is from Argentina, said: “Mexicans talk about how the Americans stole their land, so this is their way of reclaiming it. It’s very relevant and the Mexicans will love the idea.”

But he said that were the campaign to run in the United States, it might fall flat.

“Many people aren’t going to understand it here. Americans in the East and the North or in the center of the county -- I don’t know if they know much about the history.

“Probably Americans in Texas and California understand perfectly and I don’t know how they’d take it.”

Meanwhile, the campaign has been circulating on the blogs and generating strong responses from people north of the border.

“I find this ad deeply offensive, and needlessly divisive. I will now make a point of drinking other brands. And 'vodka and tonic' is my drink,” said one visitor, called New Yorker, on MexicoReporter.com.

Reader Paul Green goes into a discussion on the blog Gateway Pundit of whether the U.S. territories ever belonged to Mexico in the first place, and the News12 Long island site invited people to boycott Absolut, with one user, called LivingSmall, writing: “If you drink Absolut vodka, you can voice your approval or disapproval of this advertising campaign with your purchases. I know I will be switching to Grey Goose or Stoli and will never have another bottle of Absolut in my house.

“Hey Absolut ... that's my form of social commentary.”

-- Deborah Bonello and Reed Johnson in Mexico City
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Re: Who Has the Right to Texas?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:01 pm

The poll is invalid because it lacks the "Absolut" option.
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Re: Who Has the Right to Texas?

Postby tkr4lf on Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:41 am

I have to go with the U.S.

It would be the Republic of Texas, since they successfully fought and won a war of independence against Mexico, but then they voluntarily joined the U.S., thereby granting the legitimate claim to them.


Anybody that answered Mexico, if being consistent, would also answer that the legitimate claim to the original 13 colonies belongs to the UK. I somehow doubt that's actually the case, though.


As for the rest of the territories, I also have to say the most legitimate claim is to the U.S. America and Mexico fought a war, Mexico lost, Mexico gave up lands to the victor. That has happened time and again throughout history, and is generally accepted to be a normal part of war. To the victor goes the spoils. If you don't want to lose your land, don't go to war.

Not that any of this matters anyway. The Mexican Reconquista is well under way!
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Re: Who Has the Right to Texas?

Postby BoganGod on Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:13 am

Mexico was merely a claw on the paw of imperial spain. Texas belongs to the native american tribes who were displaced by both spanish and english speaking european invaders. Pity fat scooty doesn't recognise pre european habitation of the americas. For shame, shameless one. Oh verbose abuser of the truth, amend your poll or stand once again before the CC community as champion of narrow/non choices. Scotty I'm disappointed in you.
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Re: Who Has the Right to Texas?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:48 am

BoganGod wrote:Mexico was merely a claw on the paw of imperial spain. Texas belongs to the native american tribes who were displaced by both spanish and english speaking european invaders. Pity fat scooty doesn't recognise pre european habitation of the americas. For shame, shameless one. Oh verbose abuser of the truth, amend your poll or stand once again before the CC community as champion of narrow/non choices. Scotty I'm disappointed in you.


Which Native American tribes? They were pretty busy killing each other, so land and water rights were changing hands among them. But what of the people before them? Shouldn't we consider their property rights and feelings?

Besides, do any of them have any more of a legitimate claim to the land? Their claim is merely enforced through violence, and it seems pretty likely that all groups involved have exerted violence in order to take some other group's land.

Bogan, our analysis is limited historically--we can never know who the original claimants were and whether or not they voluntarily gave their land to whomever. Please, with your Bogansky powers, help us solve this dilemma.
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Re: Who Has the Right to Texas?

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:04 pm

BoganGod wrote:Mexico was merely a claw on the paw of imperial spain. Texas belongs to the native american tribes who were displaced by both spanish and english speaking european invaders. Pity fat scooty doesn't recognise pre european habitation of the americas. For shame, shameless one. Oh verbose abuser of the truth, amend your poll or stand once again before the CC community as champion of narrow/non choices. Scotty I'm disappointed in you.


Pity eh? Pity you say? BLASPHEMY!!!!

Congrats on winning the thread! Excellent posts by both you and Tkr. I did not think this would go down so soon. Not only did you bring up Spain, but the Native peoples as well. 12 different tribes conquered the land of Texas from each other over history.

Which tribe do you choose as the rightful owner?
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Re: Who Has the Right to Texas?

Postby oVo on Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:22 pm

¿ Shouldn't that be TEQUILA ? ? ?

The indigenous people of the entire region were displaced.
There are still original Mexican families throughout the
southwest USA that have continued to live there for many
generations after those territories became part of the
United states.

The 1840s have long passed, and even Spain had to deal
with the previous inhabitants when they occupied the
region... and Florida too.

The indigenous tribes of the American prairies did not
believe anyone "owned" the land. They migrated with
the seasons and usually wintered in the warmer climate.
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Re: Who Has the Right to Texas?

Postby notyou2 on Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:43 pm

The 13th Tribe.



PS: This response in no way answers Phatty's question above, as I have him foed and can't see that question.
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Re: Who Has the Right to Texas?

Postby The Voice on Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:53 pm

notyou2 wrote:The 13th Tribe.



Cool band name, this.
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Re: Who Has the Right to Texas?

Postby nietzsche on Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:21 pm

I'd go with what sister-fucker is saying.

tkr4lf wrote:I have to go with the U.S.

It would be the Republic of Texas, since they successfully fought and won a war of independence against Mexico, but then they voluntarily joined the U.S., thereby granting the legitimate claim to them.


**There's the concern that the Spanish took it from the natives but these natives probably took it from other natives in the past. Not sure about this because if there were enough natives to be a need for a fight over territory. But I assume that's what Scotty was implying, USA or Mexico.
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Re: Who Has the Right to Texas?

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Aug 06, 2014 7:08 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
BoganGod wrote:Mexico was merely a claw on the paw of imperial spain. Texas belongs to the native american tribes who were displaced by both spanish and english speaking european invaders. Pity fat scooty doesn't recognise pre european habitation of the americas. For shame, shameless one. Oh verbose abuser of the truth, amend your poll or stand once again before the CC community as champion of narrow/non choices. Scotty I'm disappointed in you.


Which Native American tribes? They were pretty busy killing each other, so land and water rights were changing hands among them. But what of the people before them? Shouldn't we consider their property rights and feelings?

Besides, do any of them have any more of a legitimate claim to the land? Their claim is merely enforced through violence, and it seems pretty likely that all groups involved have exerted violence in order to take some other group's land.

Bogan, our analysis is limited historically--we can never know who the original claimants were and whether or not they voluntarily gave their land to whomever. Please, with your Bogansky powers, help us solve this dilemma.


Missed this one. Bogan has to redistribute some of his winnings to BBS.
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Re: Who Has the Right to Texas?

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Aug 06, 2014 7:20 pm

Here's the deal on the whole "Texas belongs to Mexico because it was stolen". If we are gonna use 'being stolen' as a claim, let's go through the list.

America would not have to return Texas to Mexico, it would have to return Texas to the Confederacy because it was taken by force (the standard we are applying here) The Confederacy no longer exists, so it would go to the previous rightful owners, the Republic of Texas. But then the Texans would have to give it to Mexico. But, then of course, Mexico would have to give it back to Spain, Spain would have to give it back to France, and the French would have to just hand it right back to Spain. Spain took the land by force from the Comanches. The Comanches took it from the Apaches. The Apaches took it from the Pueblos. The Pueblos took it from the Firstview people, who captured it from the Plainview people, who conquered it from the Fulsom people, who stole it from Clovis man.
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Re: Who Has the Right to Texas?

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:25 pm

Phatscotty wrote:who stole it from Clovis man


Don't give it to him. He lives down the street from me and is a grade-A stoner. Honestly, he probably doesn't even know it's missing.
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Re: Who Has the Right to Texas?

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:31 pm

Phatscotty wrote:Here's the deal on the whole "Texas belongs to Mexico because it was stolen". If we are gonna use 'being stolen' as a claim, let's go through the list.

America would not have to return Texas to Mexico, it would have to return Texas to the Confederacy because it was taken by force (the standard we are applying here) The Confederacy no longer exists, so it would go to the previous rightful owners, the Republic of Texas. But then the Texans would have to give it to Mexico. But, then of course, Mexico would have to give it back to Spain, Spain would have to give it back to France, and the French would have to just hand it right back to Spain. Spain took the land by force from the Comanches. The Comanches took it from the Apaches. The Apaches took it from the Pueblos. The Pueblos took it from the Firstview people, who captured it from the Plainview people, who conquered it from the Fulsom people, who stole it from Clovis man.

Screw it, just give it back to the dinosaurs (well, birds) since they had it long before any of those groups.
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Re: Who Has the Right to Texas?

Postby a6mzero on Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:07 pm

It took the US 50 years to take it from the Comanches , I say it belongs to them.
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Re: Who Has the Right to Texas?

Postby Serbia on Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:08 pm

I say this is dumb.

Bollocks.
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