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Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:00 pm

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1. Some religious people believe in transubstantion.
2. Eating the flesh and/or blood of another person is cannabilism.
3. Therefore, 'transubstanters' practice cannabilism.

Discuss.
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Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread

Postby Pirlo on Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:08 pm

you can add one more pic in which the religious bitch burning/ruining the work of the other dude!
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Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Postby Neoteny on Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:12 pm

If you believe you are eating human flesh, but actually aren't, then are you still a cannibal?
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Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:22 pm

Neoteny wrote:If you believe you are eating human flesh, but actually aren't, then are you still a cannibal?


Reality is like... subjective, bro.
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Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:25 pm

If Jesus returned, would the transubstanters try to eat him?
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Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Postby notyou2 on Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:31 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:If Jesus returned, would the transubstanters try to eat him?


Depends if there are condiments.
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Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Postby DaGip on Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:35 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
Neoteny wrote:If you believe you are eating human flesh, but actually aren't, then are you still a cannibal?


Reality is like... subjective, bro.


If you are fucking a fat chick, but believe you are really fucking Kate Upton; are you indeed eating human flesh and considered a gourmand amidst the delicacy of gorging upon fresh human blood being pumped from a dying heart?
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Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Postby tkr4lf on Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:44 pm

DaGip wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Neoteny wrote:If you believe you are eating human flesh, but actually aren't, then are you still a cannibal?


Reality is like... subjective, bro.


If you are fucking a fat chick, but believe you are really fucking Kate Upton; are you indeed eating human flesh and considered a gourmand amidst the delicacy of gorging upon fresh human blood being pumped from a dying heart?

I don't know, but that sounds sexy as fuckk!
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Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Postby mrswdk on Sat Aug 16, 2014 4:15 am

If someone ate Jesus's brain then would they acquire his powers, like in Heroes?
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Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Postby DaGip on Sat Aug 16, 2014 5:13 am

mrswdk wrote:If someone ate Jesus's brain then would they acquire his powers, like in Heroes?
No, because Jesus wasn't real...unlike Zach Quinto, who is indeed very real.
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Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Postby tzor on Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:41 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:Discuss.


I rather not, thank you very much. 8-)
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Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Postby notyou2 on Sun Aug 17, 2014 2:03 pm

Judging from the original post, this is a furry thread. Where are all the furry lovers?
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Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Aug 17, 2014 2:09 pm

DaGip wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Neoteny wrote:If you believe you are eating human flesh, but actually aren't, then are you still a cannibal?


Reality is like... subjective, bro.


If you are fucking a fat chick, but believe you are really fucking Kate Upton; are you indeed eating human flesh and considered a gourmand amidst the delicacy of gorging upon fresh human blood being pumped from a dying heart?


Don't blame me for your own actions. You must own up to your sex-capades.
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Re: Another Dumb Religion Thread & Cannibalism

Postby tzor on Sun Aug 17, 2014 6:29 pm

notyou2 wrote:Judging from the original post, this is a furry thread. Where are all the furry lovers?


Don't look at me. I prefer penguins. :twisted:
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