This SNL skit isn't new, but I just saw it now, so it's new to me.
It rings so true! I drove cab, off and on, for 17 years. Been robbed, punched in the face, threatened with a knife, ho-hum, no big deal. Watch people stab each other, beat their wife, overdose, vomit, nothing to it. Trying to figure out what a Scotsman is saying, now there's a horrific experience! In all my years of driving cab, nothing threw fear into me worse than encountering a drunken Scotsman trying to explain where he lived.