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Dear Santa,

Postby chanakam2020 on Wed Nov 02, 2022 12:07 am

Dear Santa,
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I will be a good boy.
Give me a Laptop for this X mas.
I will not be naughty & will continue to stay in CC
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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby jimboston on Wed Nov 02, 2022 11:13 am

Dear Santa,

Please give me a GoPro for Christmas.
I will continue ruffle feathers and get under people’s skin as much as possible.

Please have the community here help me figure out the right Model.
The guy at Best Buy said the “Hero” model 9 or 10… but I’m not sure if those allow remote zoom/panning?
i’m also not sure what’s up with this subscription.
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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Nov 02, 2022 1:03 pm

HO HO HO!!!
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chanakam2020 wrote:Dear Santa,
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I will be a good boy.
Give me a Laptop for this X mas.
I will not be naughty & will continue to stay in CC


Dear chanakam2020:

Due to supply chain shortages, I can't give you a laptop, but I can have Army of God sit on top of your lap.

Happy Holidays!!!
saxiclaus


Dear Santa,

Please give me a GoPro for Christmas.
I will continue ruffle feathers and get under people’s skin as much as possible.

Please have the community here help me figure out the right Model.
The guy at Best Buy said the “Hero” model 9 or 10… but I’m not sure if those allow remote zoom/panning?
i’m also not sure what’s up with this subscription.


Dear jimboston:

I've consulted with my elves and they recommend that, in lieu of the "Hero" model, I deliver the "Beta" model to your stocking instead.

Happy Holidays!!!
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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby bigtoughralf on Wed Nov 02, 2022 6:08 pm

I want a French bulldog for Christmas.
Palestinians murdered by Israel during its ongoing illegal invasion of Gaza: 50,021*

https://news.un.org/en/story/2024/03/1147976

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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby jimboston on Wed Nov 02, 2022 6:29 pm

bigtoughralf wrote:I want a French bulldog for Christmas.


Why French and not British?

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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Nov 02, 2022 7:42 pm

Dear Santa,

Can I please have an armored car... like the Knight XV:
https://www.conquestvehicles.com/knight-xv.html

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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby KoolBak on Thu Nov 03, 2022 7:22 pm

Pop-up mini gun for my scoot, please....

Oh....and the accessory gunner in red too....

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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby HitRed on Thu Nov 03, 2022 7:29 pm

Change my heart o' Lord.
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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby mookiemcgee on Thu Nov 03, 2022 10:29 pm

Dear Santa,

Please help Chanakam with his laptop.
Please help JimBoston with his onlyfans camera
Please help Saxi start his Dear Saxi column at the NY Post
Please help Yoshi live his dream of becoming batman
Please help Kool with his minigun for his 'scoot'. I know you don't like guns but he lives near Portland so you should give him a pass.
Please help hitred with his schizophrenia.
Please help BigWham keep CC going

And if you have any energy left over, bring back KingHerpes & Black Jesus for me. They really livened up the joint and shared an interesting perspective.

-Mook

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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby 2dimes on Fri Nov 04, 2022 12:39 am

I likely knew several people in Jim Bostons picture there in atendance at the Archie Boyce pavilion.
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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby Hooch on Fri Nov 04, 2022 1:03 am

Dear Santa.
Mags wants P@P back for Christmas, could CC not be the proverbial f*ck up the arse without the common decency to give a reach around, this festive season?
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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby jimboston on Fri Nov 04, 2022 1:07 pm

KoolBak wrote:Pop-up mini gun for my scoot, please....

Oh....and the accessory gunner in red too....

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these types of images obviously change my opinion about gun control.

Guck gun restrictions!

NRA forever… as long as I get my calendar of hot babes holding guns I’m happy.

I prefer when they hold my gun though.
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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby jimboston on Fri Nov 04, 2022 1:10 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:Dear Santa,

Please help JimBoston with his onlyfans camera


Even though I really don’t like you much, I have to admit you’re funny. :)
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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby KoolBak on Fri Nov 04, 2022 6:08 pm

:lol:

Ya know, Gun Control has this terrible stigma...libs want to take guns, conservs think that's what it means too...

Literal definition:

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the regulation of the sale and use of firearms


ALL responsible gun owners believe fiercely in gun control, myself included. Sadly, the world is filled with idiots that shouldn't own guns (or reproduce) as well as criminals.

I'll happily keep on being an avid collector, hunter, trainer and responsible owner......and I'll protect those of you without as well ;o)

Well....most of you.....some I wouldn't piss on if they were afire :lol:
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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Nov 04, 2022 6:16 pm

..but would you piss on 'em if they weren't on fire?
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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby KoolBak on Fri Nov 04, 2022 6:23 pm

Nah....that's just not kosher..... :lol:
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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby jusplay4fun on Fri Nov 04, 2022 6:34 pm

KoolBak wrote:Pop-up mini gun for my scoot, please....

Oh....and the accessory gunner in red too....

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Be careful, KB; if you keep this up, you will be accused of posting soft porn (as if he knows the DIFFERENCE....).....
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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby mookiemcgee on Fri Nov 04, 2022 6:46 pm

KoolBak wrote:
Literal definition:

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the regulation of the sale and use of firearms


ALL responsible gun owners believe fiercely in gun control, myself included. Sadly, the world is filled with idiots that shouldn't own guns (or reproduce) as well as criminals.


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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby ConfederateSS on Sat Nov 05, 2022 1:11 am

mookiemcgee wrote:Dear Santa,

Please help Chanakam with his laptop.
Please help JimBoston with his onlyfans camera
Please help Saxi start his Dear Saxi column at the NY Post
Please help Yoshi live his dream of becoming batman
Please help Kool with his minigun for his 'scoot'. I know you don't like guns but he lives near Portland so you should give him a pass.
Please help hitred with his schizophrenia.
Please help BigWham keep CC going

And if you have any energy left over, bring back KingHerpes & Black Jesus for me. They really livened up the joint and shared an interesting perspective.

-Mook

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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby jimboston on Sat Nov 05, 2022 9:15 am

KoolBak wrote::lol:

Ya know, Gun Control has this terrible stigma...libs want to take guns, conservs think that's what it means too...

Literal definition:

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the regulation of the sale and use of firearms


ALL responsible gun owners believe fiercely in gun control, myself included. Sadly, the world is filled with idiots that shouldn't own guns (or reproduce) as well as criminals.

I'll happily keep on being an avid collector, hunter, trainer and responsible owner......and I'll protect those of you without as well ;o)

Well....most of you.....some I wouldn't piss on if they were afire :lol:


Just jokin’ not looking to get into a gun debate.

I do believe in responsible gun ownership… and believe the vast majority of licensed gun owners are responsible.
(If they weren’t we’d have a hell of a lot more deaths than we do… it’s just a fact.)

That said…there is something about pictures of hot chicks with guns….
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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby jimboston on Sat Nov 05, 2022 9:16 am

jusplay4fun wrote:
KoolBak wrote:Pop-up mini gun for my scoot, please....

Oh....and the accessory gunner in red too....

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Be careful, KB; if you keep this up, you will be accused of posting soft porn (as if he knows the DIFFERENCE....).....


… one or two random pictures seems fine.

Whole threads of you posting your jerk-off material is weird.

KB is no where near crossing the line from normal red-blooded American to creepy weirdo like you.
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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby KoolBak on Sat Nov 05, 2022 10:07 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby jusplay4fun on Sun Dec 18, 2022 4:58 pm

Time to revise this thread as we near Dec. 25.

Merry Christmas, ALL. :D
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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby 2dimes on Sun Dec 18, 2022 11:26 pm

I probably have much more than I should but.. Santa you know I have been good. If you could, I would like an Aviat A-1 Husky or a fairly nice 1970, Chevelle or Buick GS, 2 door with a manual transmission.
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Re: Dear Santa,

Postby catstevens on Tue Dec 20, 2022 12:26 pm

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